Joe Neumaier

Joe Neumaier

Agrees with the Tomatometer 74% of the time.

Joe Neumaier's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): New York Daily News

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
45% I Smile Back "Sarah Silverman proves again that great comics can access deep wells of emotion. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jul 2, 2015
82% Z For Zachariah (2015) "Robbie exudes confidence, mournfulness and delicate decency in a role that could easily have been a sci-fi cliche. What she does here is subtle and beguiling. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jul 2, 2015
95% The End Of The Tour (2015) "This great movie from director James Ponsoldt may have saved Jason Segel from a life of infinite cinematic jest. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jul 2, 2015
3/5 93% Cartel Land (2015) "Director Matthew Heineman's camera shows the cost of lawlessness and the power - and institutional powerlessness - of the people. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jul 1, 2015
1/5 50% Stung (2015) "Director Benni Diez tries for schlock shocks in this giant-bug flick. Sadly, what's left out here is the fun. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jul 1, 2015
1/5 27% Terminator Genisys (2015) "One achievement of James Cameron's "Terminator" is that it overcame its low-rent, B-movie trappings. The great sin of "Genisys" is that it costs millions and yet isn't worth a dime. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 30, 2015
4/5 63% Magic Mike XXL (2015) "Sorry, ladies, but the biggest bulge in "Magic Mike XXL" is the one in the movie's finely developed heart muscle. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 29, 2015
1/5 83% Glass Chin (2015) "Corey Stoll is the only reason to sit through this muddled Jersey-set drama. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 25, 2015
2/5 72% Big Game (2015) "This is like fan fiction from someone who only has one genre in their Netflix queue. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 25, 2015
2/5 53% Escobar: Paradise Lost (2015) "Benicio del Toro is a looming, larger-than life presence in this smaller-than-it-deserves, 1980s drama. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 25, 2015
1/5 38% Max (2015) "Dullness, as well as hoary preachiness, neuters the family-and-their-war-dog drama "Max." " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 25, 2015
4/5 86% Gabriel (2015) "Rory Culkin's turn in the deeply felt and haunting "Gabriel" is so powerful you can't look away. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 18, 2015
3/5 80% Infinitely Polar Bear (2015) "Actors talk about how blockbuster megahits allow them to make more personal movies. The intimate, cozy but challenging "Infinitely Polar Bear" is the perfect example of that. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 18, 2015
5/5 98% Inside Out (2015) "Whatever brainstorm led the Pixar folks to "Inside Out," they've created the most extraordinary film of the year. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 17, 2015
3/5 93% An Open Secret (2015) "This disturbing but important documentary about a shadow world inside of Hollywood confronts tough issues with bravery and information. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 12, 2015
4/5 81% Me & Earl & the Dying Girl (2015) "The charming, soulful "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl" is a movie that loves movies - which is great, because you'll love this one. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 11, 2015
2/5 55% Set Fire To The Stars (2015) "[A] watchable but thematically repetitive drama about Welsh poet Dylan Thomas' arrival in America in 1950. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 11, 2015
4/5 90% Love & Mercy (2015) "To capture the artistic process in this way is extraordinary, and in many ways unprecedented. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 5, 2015
3/5 95% Spy (2015) "The intel is in: Melissa McCarthy can carry a comedy. Specifically, "Spy." " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 4, 2015
3/5 100% Every Last Child (2015) "This harrowing - yet nonetheless inspiring - documentary looks at the myriad hurdles in the fight to eradicate polio from Pakistan. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 3, 2015
3/5 31% Entourage (2015) "Entourage plays like a solid, if slightly too long, episode. But even given the bloat, the cast's easy camaraderie and a "play it as it lays" atmosphere wins you over. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Jun 2, 2015
1/5 16% Barely Lethal (2015) "This mashup of a teenage assassin lark and high school misfit comedy misses the chance to add a supercool heroine to pop culture. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 29, 2015
2/5 19% Aloha (2015) ""Aloha" isn't horrible, but it does have a pitiable odor about it, like a dog that's sat too long on the beach. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 28, 2015
1/5 81% Results (2015) "Writer-director Andrew Bujalski appreciates a grimy basement as much as he does a wide-open highway, and he aims for a slice-of-life tapestry. But he should have simply let Corrigan slouch into nirvana. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 28, 2015
5/5 86% Heaven Knows What (2015) "There's never a false moment. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 28, 2015
1/5 50% San Andreas (2015) ""San Andreas" is a disaster - literally. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 28, 2015
2/5 57% Gemma Bovery (2015) "Literary obsession proves to be a weak spine for this wry French drama. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 27, 2015
2/5 89% When Marnie Was There (2015) "The Ghibli studio is in transition, but "Marnie," despite some gentle moments of reflection, is a ghost shadow of its previous masterworks. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 20, 2015
3/5 86% (Dis)Honesty: The Truth About Lies (2015) "No fibbing - this accessible, entertaining peek at why we lie, what the mental processes are and what such dishonesty achieves is utterly fascinating. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 20, 2015
3/5 50% Tomorrowland (2015) ""Tomorrowland" wears its big movie heart on its sleeve, which is to its advantage. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 19, 2015
3/5 76% Good Kill (2015) "It's all far more unsettling than any horror film. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 13, 2015
4/5 91% Slow West (2015) "This is a western through alternative eyes and ears, though what motivates everyone in it - love, money, fear, redemption - is as familiar as an old pair of boots. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 13, 2015
5/5 98% Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) "Strap in, load up and hang on because "Mad Max: Fury Road" is a freaky, ballsy, phenomenal ride. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 12, 2015
3/5 78% The Seven Five (2015) "It's a story you have to hear, from the guys who lived it and may never live it down. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 11, 2015
2/5 19% Playing It Cool (2015) "Screenwriters Chris Shafer and Paul Vicknair's script feels like a first draft that was written in one night as they got pumped up on Red Bull and speed-watched Netflix. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 8, 2015
1/5 52% Maggie (2015) "Its creepy atmosphere aside, "Maggie" is a slog of the living dead. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 8, 2015
8% Hot Pursuit (2015) "The blame lies with a dopey script, director Anne Fletcher and a lazy Hollywood assumption that female buddy flicks should be as half-assed as their male counterparts. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 7, 2015
3/5 83% I Am Big Bird: The Caroll Spinney Story (2015) "You'll find a few touching moments and some iconic images for Gen-X viewers, but don't expect any feathers to get ruffled. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted May 6, 2015
3/5 70% Welcome to Me (2015) ""Welcome to Me" is not just a character study, but a satire on how the self-centered emptiness of TV is a kind of epidemic. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Apr 29, 2015
4/5 74% Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) ""Avengers: Age of Ultron" is a kinetic, wicked mix of muscle and magic. Look no further if you want a world of superpowered freaks and geeks. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Apr 27, 2015
2/5 62% The Water Diviner (2015) "Despite the incongruous romance and abrupt action beats, Crowe gives a likable, sympathetic performance. But it all starts to dry up before our eyes. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Apr 24, 2015
1/5 13% Just Before I Go (2015) "Courteney Cox's misbegotten project is a comedy-drama that, to Cox's credit, doesn't feel at all like a TV sitcom. The former "Friends" star clearly wanted something special, but sadly the result is ... this. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Apr 23, 2015
4/5 32% Misery Loves Comedy (2014) "Explaining humor is usually like boiling water - it evaporates. But the funny folks in actor Kevin Pollak's well-structured doc can actually break down what they do. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Apr 23, 2015
1/5 6% The Forger (2015) "Travolta's face looks immobile, while Plummer and Jennifer Ehle, as Cutter's estranged, strung-out wife, look out of place. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Apr 23, 2015
0/5 6% Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) "The cinematic equivalent of biting into an old brown banana. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Apr 17, 2015
1/5 33% Beyond The Reach (2015) "The title of this turgid chase drama couldn't be more apt: almost everything escapes its aim. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Apr 16, 2015
2/5 24% Child 44 (2015) "A muddled, mumbling thriller that never gets us in an iron grip. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Apr 16, 2015
2/5 48% True Story (2015) "This based-on-fact drama would seem to have enough lurid details, slippery truths and human complexity to be an intriguing combination of "Capote" and "Shattered Glass." But the movie squanders its chances. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Apr 16, 2015
5/5 94% Monkey Kingdom (2015) "If you don't love monkeys already - and really, we all should - then "Monkey Kingdom" will swing you in the right direction. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Apr 15, 2015
1/5 30% The Longest Ride (2015) "If this is your particular poison, it won't kill you. But anyone averse to Sparks' sappy touch may get sick from all the bull. " ‐ New York Daily News
Posted Apr 9, 2015
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