Jordan Hoffman

Jordan Hoffman

Agrees with the Tomatometer 73% of the time.

Publications:
About.com , Badass Digest , Film.com , IFC.com , LeisureSuit.net , New York Daily News , ScreenCrush , The Dissolve , UGO
Total Reviews:
624
Location:
New York City

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
6.1/10 63% Draft Day (2014) " the most Normcore movie that ever lived" — Film.com
Posted Apr 9, 2014
5.5 63% Nymphomaniac: Volume II (2014) " This is a frustrating, fundamentally flawed movie, but if one must consider it two separate animals, this latter one is demonstrably better." — Film.com
Posted Apr 3, 2014
7/10 86% Afflicted (2014) " [Afflicted] evokes the escalating panic of a nightmare far better than the usual cheap horror film. " — ScreenCrush
Posted Apr 3, 2014
1/10 22% Sabotage (2014) " [an] ugly, abrasive and thoroughly charm-resistant bag of slop " — Film.com
Posted Mar 28, 2014
2/5 40% Cesar Chavez (2014) " Just as the migrant workers of California deserved better treatment from their bosses, the man who won the labor dispute deserves better treatment than this film." — New York Daily News
Posted Mar 27, 2014
8/10 77% Noah (2014) " This is, to adopt a phrase, the "old, weird Bible," and its visual language more resembles 'Lord of the Rings' than any typical sandal epic." — ScreenCrush
Posted Mar 25, 2014
8/10 89% Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) " This entry won't win any new converts, but anyone already invested in this series is going to have a blast. " — ScreenCrush
Posted Mar 20, 2014
3.0/5 47% Blood Ties (2014) " There's a lot of sizzle with this steak, but it can't hide the fact that this particular hunk of meat has been chewed a hundred times before." — The Dissolve
Posted Mar 20, 2014
4/5 99% The Missing Picture (2014) " Panh believes that those who survive such oppression are obligated to speak about it - and this chronicle is impossible not to watch." — New York Daily News
Posted Mar 20, 2014
2/5 13% McCanick (2014) " It's a shame the script doesn't offer anything beyond loose-cannon-cop cliches." — New York Daily News
Posted Mar 20, 2014
2/5 36% Just a Sigh (2014) " French cinema has built many a masterpiece on the foundation of what may, on the surface, just seem like women wandering around. Sadly, 'Just A Sigh' is no 'Cleo From 5 To 7' or 'The Green Ray'. " — The Dissolve
Posted Mar 19, 2014
8/10 79% Muppets Most Wanted (2014) " Vaudevillian pandemonium is alive and well." — Film.com
Posted Mar 19, 2014
8/10 97% Ernest & CĂ©lestine (2014) " 'Frozen' beat 'Ernest & Celestine' at the Oscars for Best Animated Picture. I'm not about to diss the winner - it's a great movie - but this is one that's worth checking out as well." — ScreenCrush
Posted Mar 17, 2014
2/5 17% The Single Moms' Club (2014) " [T]his is a film about catharsis and camaraderie, not logic. " — New York Daily News
Posted Mar 14, 2014
2/5 56% The Cold Lands (2014) " "The Cold Lands" is aimless and dull, but has a rich tone and upstate authenticity." — New York Daily News
Posted Mar 13, 2014
3.5/5 73% Enemy (2014) " Even with a final third that doesn't deliver on the setup, the movie more than makes it across the finish line." — The Dissolve
Posted Mar 12, 2014
1/10 23% Need For Speed (2014) " [I]diotic in addition to being irresponsible." — ScreenCrush
Posted Mar 11, 2014
3/10 77% Nymphomaniac: Volume I (2014) " "Nymphomaniac Vol. 1″ is the worst thing Lars Von Trier has ever associated himself with." — Film.com
Posted Mar 11, 2014
3/5 33% Perfect Sisters (2014) " A marginal film elevated, however inadvertently, by the strange specificity of its scenes" — The Dissolve
Posted Mar 10, 2014
7/10 78% Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014) " "I forbid you from fighting in the Trojan War!" It's something any father would say to his son, provided that the pair regularly traveled through time." — ScreenCrush
Posted Mar 7, 2014
1/5 33% Haunt (2014) " There's lots of mixed film stock and screeches on the soundtrack (as in the credits for "Seven"), but this gets annoying, as do the predictable twists." — New York Daily News
Posted Mar 6, 2014
4/5 79% Bethlehem (2014) " By its conclusion, this fascinating film has informed its viewers more than a hundred political essays could." — New York Daily News
Posted Mar 6, 2014
4/5 95% Particle Fever (2014) " Talk about a smash hit." — New York Daily News
Posted Mar 6, 2014
2/5 87% In Fear (2014) " As an exercise in stomach-knotting, In Fear is mildly successful [...] All the pieces are in place for a gripping indie horror flick, but [the] film just goes around in circles. " — The Dissolve
Posted Mar 4, 2014
7/10 42% 300: Rise of an Empire (2014) " There is a sex scene in '300: Rise of an Empire' that is an all-timer." — ScreenCrush
Posted Mar 3, 2014
2/10 22% Son Of God (2014) " Considering just how popular Jesus is, you'd think he'd get better treatment" — Film.com
Posted Feb 27, 2014
3/5 48% Stalingrad (2014) " If you're going to make a movie about the bloodiest battle in human history, perhaps there's no place for subtlety. "Stalingrad" goes for big explosions and bigger theatrics, and it works." — New York Daily News
Posted Feb 27, 2014
4/5 85% Two Lives (2014) " a unique take on typical John le CarrĂ© turf" — The Dissolve
Posted Feb 26, 2014
6/10 60% Non-Stop (2014) " It's disposable but that doesn't mean it's bad" — ScreenCrush
Posted Feb 26, 2014
8/10 92% The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) " A memory of a memory, a fastidious, whimsical take on real horrors - a storybook samizdat that entices with madcap adventure then goes in for the kill with existential dread. " — ScreenCrush
Posted Feb 24, 2014
3.5/5 89% Omar (2014) " [U]ndeniably juicy packaging for what is, at its core, a good but not great crime drama" — The Dissolve
Posted Feb 20, 2014
3.5/10 24% Pompeii (2014) " Oh my sweet Jove it is boring." — Film.com
Posted Feb 20, 2014
4/5 95% Child's Pose (2014) " The movie creates its own tightening vice grip." — New York Daily News
Posted Feb 20, 2014
1/5 60% Chaplin of the Mountains (2014) " In real life, this makes a nice story. As a movie, it is a cavalcade of cliches." — New York Daily News
Posted Feb 20, 2014
2/5 53% Jimmy P. (2014) " Benicio Del Toro's sad, penetrating eyes loom heavy in this intellectually intriguing but sadly dull biopic." — New York Daily News
Posted Feb 13, 2014
1/5 8% Girl On A Bicycle (2014) " What wants to be a screwball comedy is run over by preposterous character motivation and a clunky plot." — New York Daily News
Posted Feb 13, 2014
2/5 53% Easy Money: Hard to Kill (2014) " How many times do these guys need to hear that crime doesn't pay?" — New York Daily News
Posted Feb 13, 2014
1/10 13% Winter's Tale (2014) " 'Winter's Tale' makes 'Safe Haven' look like 'The Godfather.'" — ScreenCrush
Posted Feb 12, 2014
5/10 48% RoboCop (2014) " The new 'RoboCop' isn't terrible. It's certainly better than the recent 'Total Recall.' It just can't compete." — ScreenCrush
Posted Feb 11, 2014
3/5 10% Vampire Academy (2014) " For the target audience - teen girls likely to spend as much time gossiping in the theater lobby as they are to actually watch the movie - "Vampire Academy" is pure catnip." — New York Daily News
Posted Feb 7, 2014
3/5 57% Demi-soeur (2014) " In the end, you've got to have a heart harder than a tortoise shell not get a little misty." — New York Daily News
Posted Feb 6, 2014
1/5 68% Love & Air Sex (2014) " Director Bryan Poyser has no clue what to do with his stars, other than to ask them to humiliate themselves." — New York Daily News
Posted Feb 6, 2014
6/10 63% Nurse 3-D (2014) " Someone (who deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom, BTW) recognized that if they went all-in on trash they'd have a classic, grindhouse exploitation film that ably scratches an itch for degenerate movie goers." — ScreenCrush
Posted Feb 5, 2014
9/10 96% The Lego Movie (2014) " From its opening frame to its surprisingly heartfelt conclusion, 'The LEGO Movie' has a bright and brash, candy-colored go go go dynamism that crackles with a glorious alacrity set to the tempo of the classroom's biggest and most disruptive spaz." — ScreenCrush
Posted Feb 2, 2014
8.9/10 100% Listen Up Philip " Schwartzman is absolute perfect casting." — Film.com
Posted Jan 29, 2014
6/10 33% The Monuments Men (2014) " They don't make 'em like that anymore!" — ScreenCrush
Posted Jan 29, 2014
2/5 68% Visitors (2014) " Godfrey Reggio's latest movie, "Visitors," has all of the pretensions and none of the pop of his earlier work." — New York Daily News
Posted Jan 23, 2014
6.0/10 60% White Bird in a Blizzard " Too much good stuff to dismiss, despite a dull and desultory plot." — Film.com
Posted Jan 23, 2014
5/10 79% The Raid 2 (2014) " For all the technique, 'The Raid 2′ - at least this unrated cut - can only offer shock." — ScreenCrush
Posted Jan 22, 2014
6/10 91% A Most Wanted Man (2014) " an interesting yarn, but while watching it I was unable to shake that it was so ... freaking ... slow." — ScreenCrush
Posted Jan 21, 2014
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