Rafer Guzman

Rafer Guzman

Agrees with the Tomatometer 68% of the time.

Publications:
Boston Phoenix , Los Angeles Times , Newsday
Total Reviews:
502

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
2.5/4 56% Man of Steel (2013) " Cavill broods handsomely as Superman, but this reboot skimps on fun and romance." — Newsday
Posted Jun 14, 2013
2/4 98% Before Midnight (2013) " "Before Midnight" is heartbreaking, but not because of Jesse and Celine. It's the filmmakers' passions that seem to have cooled." — Newsday
Posted Jun 13, 2013
2/4 61% The Bling Ring (2013) " It would rather mock its protagonists than help us understand them." — Newsday
Posted Jun 13, 2013
3/4 85% This Is the End (2013) " With no outsiders to coddle, this tight-knit ensemble locks into a groove and reaches some truly giddy heights, turning even the weakest material (a spoof of "The Exorcist") into anarchic fun." — Newsday
Posted Jun 11, 2013
3/4 38% The Purge (2013) " The vague posters for "The Purge" won't prepare you for how sharp and shockingly subversive this home-invasion flick can be." — Newsday
Posted Jun 6, 2013
2.5/4 34% The Internship (2013) " It's a well-timed comedy about unemployment, technology and the generation gap, and its comforting main message is that the world will always need the kind of guy known as a people person." — Newsday
Posted Jun 6, 2013
4% Vampires Suck (2010) " It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny." — Newsday
Posted Jun 3, 2013
1/4 11% After Earth (2013) " "After Earth" isn't just chaotic and desperate -- and grindingly slow -- it's also lazy." — Newsday
Posted May 30, 2013
3.5/4 91% Frances Ha (2013) " Late-blooming 20-somethings have never been so perfectly captured -- and Gerwig has never been more appealing -- than in this funny, tender, life-affirming movie." — Newsday
Posted May 23, 2013
2.5/4 71% Fast & Furious 6 (2013) " A comedown from the high of "Fast Five," but the physics-be-damned stuntwork and girl-on-girl beatdowns keep this series the guiltiest of pleasures." — Newsday
Posted May 23, 2013
20% The Hangover Part III (2013) " It seems to have one goal: to be so dark, nasty and joyless that audiences won't want Part IV." — Newsday
Posted May 22, 2013
2.5/4 83% Kon Tiki (2013) " Upbeat and less exciting than you might wish, though it could be a good adventure film for older kids." — Newsday
Posted May 16, 2013
3/4 87% Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) " "Into Darkness" is fast and fun, zipping along on all thrusters while everyone on the bridge settles comfortably into an agreeably lighthearted vibe (and into ever-slimmer outfits)." — Newsday
Posted May 14, 2013
2/4 48% At Any Price (2013) " In the end, "At Any Price" strikes a dark, even ghastly tone, and rather suddenly it becomes a cynical commentary on small-town hypocrisy and American business. It's hard to tell whether that was the intention." — Newsday
Posted May 9, 2013
2/4 36% Peeples (2013) " "Peeples" is a just-this-side-of-legal knockoff of "Meet the Parents," altered only by minor script details and an African-American cast." — Newsday
Posted May 9, 2013
3/4 50% The Great Gatsby (2013) " The fourth adaptation of the Fitzgerald novel scores some hits and wild misses, but DiCaprio nails the bull's-eye." — Newsday
Posted May 6, 2013
2.5/4 54% The Reluctant Fundamentalist (2013) " Fairly insightful as a drama, but barely adequate as a thriller. Ahmed is pitch-perfect as the conflicted hero, but he's in two movies that cancel each other out." — Newsday
Posted May 2, 2013
2.5/4 78% Iron Man 3 (2013) " The usual winks and snarks from Tony Stark, but this edition feels fresher and funnier, thanks to writer- director Shane Black." — Newsday
Posted May 1, 2013
2.5/4 45% Pain & Gain (2013) " You may feel the grisly laughs sticking in your throat." — Newsday
Posted Apr 25, 2013
0.5/4 47% The Lords of Salem (2013) " Rob Zombie, film scholar? I'm convinced. Rob Zombie, filmmaker? Mmmyeah, not so much." — Newsday
Posted Apr 18, 2013
1.5/4 65% Disconnect (2013) " Journalists lie, spouses stray and thieves steal, but "Disconnect" keeps trying, unsuccessfully, to pin the blame on technology rather than its users." — Newsday
Posted Apr 18, 2013
3/4 56% The Company You Keep (2013) " The film offers a lot to chew on for boomers -- and for aging punks and indie-rockers -- who may still be wondering whether they made a separate peace with The System or simply gave up the fight." — Newsday
Posted Apr 18, 2013
2/4 55% Oblivion (2013) " Playing spot-the-influence is the most fun you'll have during this expensive-looking, slow-moving plod through familiar territory." — Newsday
Posted Apr 18, 2013
2/4 77% Thor (2011) " Let's hope Branagh was well-compensated, at least. To quote his favorite author: No profit grows where is no pleasure taken." — Newsday
Posted Apr 12, 2013
81% Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) " It's fresh, funny, inventive and unique." — Newsday
Posted Apr 12, 2013
4% Scary Movie 5 (2013) " You know that friend of yours, the one who can't tell even the simplest joke? Watching him struggle for 85 minutes would still be funnier than this movie." — Newsday
Posted Apr 12, 2013
3/4 77% No Place On Earth (2013) " "No Place on Earth" depends heavily on re-enactments, but Tobias handles them delicately and keeps a lid on any overemoting." — Newsday
Posted Apr 11, 2013
2/4 81% The Place Beyond The Pines (2013) " Its three stories are so loosely connected, its themes so scattered -- morality, justice, fate, fatherhood -- that it never manages to make a point." — Newsday
Posted Apr 11, 2013
2.5/4 77% 42 (2013) " This big-budget period piece is more concerned with burnishing a legend than dramatizing a life." — Newsday
Posted Apr 10, 2013
2/4 93% The Sapphires (2013) " It's a sweet little tale, and that co-writer Tony Briggs is the son of one of the real-life singers adds to the heart-tugging. In the end, though, it's not quite enough to sustain a feature-length film." — Newsday
Posted Apr 4, 2013
1.5/4 62% Evil Dead (2013) " "Evil Dead" turns Raimi's homemade horror treat into a professional-looking, overscripted bore." — Newsday
Posted Apr 4, 2013
3.5/4 92% Jurassic Park (1993) " "Jurassic Park" remains an absolute thrill from a Spielberg in top form: Funny, scary, fast-moving and full of just-right details." — Newsday
Posted Apr 4, 2013
1.5/4 16% Temptation (2013) " If Perry has had one strength as a dramatist, it's been his willingness to empathize with villains as well as victims. In Temptation, he lacks even that." — Newsday
Posted Mar 29, 2013
1/4 9% The Host (2013) " A sci-fi writer like Philip K. Dick ("Blade Runner") might have used this premise to explore notions of memory and identity. Meyer uses it to create a teen soap opera." — Newsday
Posted Mar 28, 2013
28% G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) " The junky pleasures of the first installment now just seem like junk in this noisy, nonsensical, lead-footed sequel." — Newsday
Posted Mar 27, 2013
2/4 38% Admission (2013) " It promisingly pairs Fey with the dreamy-funny Paul Rudd, though they generate warmth without ever catching fire. The bigger problem is the story they're in." — Newsday
Posted Mar 21, 2013
2/4 37% The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) " [It] fumbles so badly that you can almost make out the flop-sweat on its brow." — Newsday
Posted Mar 14, 2013
1/4 37% Dead Man Down (2013) " This blend of Scandinavian gloom and Hollywood hokum never jells." — Newsday
Posted Mar 8, 2013
1.5/4 30% Emperor (2013) " This potentially interesting dilemma becomes thoroughly dull in the hands of director Peter Webber, who stages endless conversations about political fine points without giving us much to look at." — Newsday
Posted Mar 7, 2013
2.5/4 59% Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) " A reasonably smart, imaginative spin on the 1939 MGM classic." — Newsday
Posted Mar 7, 2013
0.5/4 26% 21 And Over (2013) " All, or at least some, might be forgiven if there were just one likable character or memorable joke." — Newsday
Posted Mar 1, 2013
3/4 52% Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) " "Jack the Giant Slayer" is the kind of old-fashioned, entertaining fantasy-adventure you once saw regularly in theaters." — Newsday
Posted Feb 28, 2013
0.5/4 25% Phantom (2013) " A challenge that offers zero rewards." — Newsday
Posted Feb 28, 2013
94% The King's Speech (2010) " A powerful back story does not necessarily improve a movie, but The King's Speech has a pretty irresistible one. It might even end with a dramatic night at the Oscars in February." — Newsday
Posted Feb 16, 2013
4/4 98% The Artist (2011) " It isn't arty or intellectual, though it is artful and ingenious, and it's the rare crowd-pleaser that never feels obvious or pandering." — Newsday
Posted Feb 15, 2013
1.5/4 46% Beautiful Creatures (2013) " In the end, "Beautiful Creatures" has one overarching problem: It's boring." — Newsday
Posted Feb 13, 2013
2/4 13% Safe Haven (2013) " "Safe Haven" is passably engaging and almost works as a proper thriller. Then -- wham! Sparks throws that schmaltz pie right in your kisser." — Newsday
Posted Feb 13, 2013
15% A Good Day To Die Hard (2013) " Frenetically directed by John Moore from a sketchy script by Skip Woods, A Good Day to Die Hard has the dubious distinction of making John McClane unlikeable. He's had some bad days in the past, but this one finally got him down." — Newsday
Posted Feb 13, 2013
2.5/4 20% Identity Thief (2013) " The darkness in this comedy is exactly what makes it work so well." — Newsday
Posted Feb 7, 2013
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