Average Rating: 5.5/10
Reviews Counted: 144
Fresh: 80 | Rotten: 64
While it has moments of dark humor and the requisite scares, Orphan fails to build on its interesting premise and degenerates into a formulaic, sleazy horror/thriller.
Average Rating: 5.1/10
Critic Reviews: 28
Fresh: 11 | Rotten: 17
While it has moments of dark humor and the requisite scares, Orphan fails to build on its interesting premise and degenerates into a formulaic, sleazy horror/thriller.
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Average Rating: 3/5
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An outwardly angelic little girl displays an unforeseen devilish streak upon moving into the home of her new adoptive parents in this shocker starring Peter Sarsgaard and Vera Farmiga. In the aftermath of a miscarriage, prospective parents Kate (Farmiga) and John (Sarsgaard) find their lives turned upside down; their marriage is falling apart, and the demons of Kate's past begin manifesting themselves in a series of horrifying nightmares. Deciding that the best means of achieving some semblance
Jul 24, 2009 Wide
Oct 27, 2009
$41.5M
Warner Bros. Pictures
All Critics (144) | Top Critics (28) | Fresh (84) | Rotten (68) | DVD (16)
Decidedly amoral.
Director Jaume Collet-Serra (House of Wax) endows this ugly mess with a slew of unintentional laughs, but not enough to repay the 123-minute time suck.
It would be harder to find a more dark and joyless thriller on the market than this one.
It's bloody, you should be warned, but in the end it is worth it.
Painfully predictable.
There's a surprise ending, followed by several bonus endings, and we're not giving anything away in noting that the film's titular adoptee has more lives than Chucky.
Weak adult characters and lame ending aside, Orphan succeeds more often than not, mainly thanks to Fuhrman's performance and Collet-Serra's direction. It's not a fantastic thriller but it's not bad and often far better than it probably should be.
If we could all stop for a moment and think about how excellent and uplifting garbage can be, America would rally around this movie like the treasure it is.
The movie is, as these things go, enjoyably trashy.
Collet-Serra's film is a mixture of old school sub-genre devices that we've seen before again and again while also managing to deliver on good performances and a twist ending that you really won't see coming.
As interesting as Collet-Serra's story is, there's simply nothing here that you won't find in other better evil children films in the library...
Alas, in the end, it's not nasty enough.
[Blu-Ray Review] Orphan is a very decent movie in it's own right, apart from being a tense, eerie little horror film specifically. It doesn't fail to entertain.
The only thing mysterious about Orphan is why Vera Farmiga and Peter Sarsgaard signed on to such an idiotic mess.
Bad Seed-style horror movie is gory and ludicrous.
The Cold War may be over for almost two decades now, but Hollywood still can't resist having a Russian villain yet again in Orphan!
Orphan is not very good. At 90 minutes, it might have been amazing. At nearly two hours, it's tedious.
This is the rare fright flick that is actually grounded in some genuine human emotion.
...the characters must be among the dumbest people ever to grace a movie screen. (Blu-ray Edition)
For the most part, Esther is an entertaining and solid addition to the Evil Child canon.
...more concerned with producing cheap thrills and melodramatic effects than creating any sense of mystery or suspense.
Nerve-shredding creepy kid home invasion alert, and takeout foundling traumas galore. Along with magnanimous curtsies, excessive doting on dad, stalking parental kitchen sex and, well, a tendency to bludgeon living things.
David Johnson's script plays fair with red herrings before a devilish denouement with all the torque of a good twist. Esther doesn't just want to topple the Colemans' house of cards. She wants to torch it, and "Orphan" is gruesome, gripping material.
Pretty good movie, I liked it and enjoyed it. However, I hated the main character so much it really kept me from really liking it...however that might have been the point. Overall I'd say it's worth a see!
September 30, 2011Super Reviewer
What I didn't enjoy about the film mostly was I didn't think Esther was very intimidating. The plot was really simple, we adopt a kid and now she wants to kill us. One pro to the movie was Vera Forminga's character, she was very believable and cool. What i want in a horror movie is an ending to scar tehe living SHIT
March 26, 2011
Super Reviewer
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