Miss March (2009)
Average Rating: 2.4/10
Reviews Counted: 79
Fresh: 4 | Rotten: 75
Even by the modest standards of the teen sex comedy genre, the crass, poorly-madeMiss March misses the mark.
Average Rating: 2.3/10
Critic Reviews: 16
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 16
Even by the modest standards of the teen sex comedy genre, the crass, poorly-madeMiss March misses the mark.
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Directors Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore collaborate on this comedy centering on the bizarre experiences of a man who awakens from a four-year coma to discover that his girlfriend has become a Playboy centerfold. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
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Cast
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Zach Cregger
Eugene Bell -
Trevor Moore
Tucker Cleigh -
Raquel Alessi
Cindi Whitehall -
Molly Stanton
Candace -
Craig Robinson
Dot MPEG -
Holly Hindman
Playboy Bunny -
Cedric Yarbrough
Doctor -
Carla Jimenez
Nurse Juanita -
Geoff Meed
Fireman Rick -
Steve Pearce
Young Eugene -
Remy Thorne
Young Tucker -
Eve Mauro
Vonka -
Alexis Raben
Katja -
Lindsay Schoneweis
Sheila -
David Wells
Principal -
Tanjareen Martin
Crystal -
Britten Kelley
Chevonne -
Barry Sigismondi
Mr. Whitehall -
Alex Donnelley
Mrs. Whitehall
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All Critics (80) | Top Critics (16) | Fresh (4) | Rotten (77) | DVD (7)
A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy.
Top CriticHugh Hefner shows up to give an addled lecture after Eugene and Tucker make it to the Playboy Mansion, and you think: Wasn't it just last summer that he so sweetly played himself in The House Bunny?
The resultant stinker imposes a scary silence on audiences. In the wake of last year's raunchy yet sweet Sex Drive, sophomoric-humor stakes are much higher.
Forget waterboarding -- just show Guantanamo detainees Miss March and they'll say anything.
Forget March, this one misses by a mile.
Anyone who goes to see Miss March hoping for a voyeuristic, '80-flavored T&A smutfest will be sorely disappointed.
I had a chance to interview Cregger and Moore, and they let me know that it wasn't even on the menu for Alessi to do a nude scene. I call shenanigans!
Definitely worth seeing if you like a good gross-out film/ sex comedy.
The movie's over-use of poop and pee is further evidence of its desperation.
At its best, this lewder, cruder spin on last year's "Sex Drive" has a disarmingly daffy shaggy-dog touch a la "Half-Baked" or "The Brothers Solomon." But by the time a woman enjoys champagne spiked with dog urine, "Miss March" is all turn-offs.
Some of the lewdest, unfunniest jokes ever made, and at the end one feels in need of a stiff drink, a hot shower and a lesson in selective amnesia.
If this film were as racist as it is sexist (which it very nearly is), it would be a buddy movie about the madcap antics of two Klan members on a lynching spree. Appalling. If we could give it zero out of five, we would.
Miss March must be a contender for worst film of the year. It's so poor that you begin to suspect it's a pastiche.
A whiff of what I can only describe as pure evil billows off the screen while this comedy is playing: a buddy grossout picture with zero laughs and a persistent, chilling misogyny.
An almost perfect atrocity. It is a towering K2 of bobbins... the most mangy, noxious, charmless, sexist, racist, unfunny, infantile, stomach-turning, grotesque, clueless, inept and stupid film of the year.
Nothing works. Nothing comes close to working. Even other people's ideas that work in their own films don't work here.
Pure eye-poking, boob-baring raunch that will tickle your inner idiot and wind up everyone else something rotten.
A teen sex comedy that isn't sexy or comic - talk about dumb and dumber...
Cregger is so dull that it might be an improvement if he slipped back into a coma.
So moronic that even plankton would tut at its ignorance.
A dire gross-out comedy that tackles many of the same themes as Adventureland but without an ounce of subtlety or wit.
This "comedy" might be the Worst Movie Ever Seen, even with the aftershock of the Wayans Bros' Dance Flick still lingering.
Abysmal, laugh-free and frequently offensive comedy whose one or two original ideas are completely overshadowed by smutty, puerile gags and a plot that's so insultingly sexist that you wonder if it's part of an elaborate prank.
Shockingly second-rate and relentlessly unfunny...
Audience Reviews for Miss March
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- Dot MPEG: You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, ELEVEN o' them honeys!
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- Dot MPEG: Suck my dick, while I fuck your ass.
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