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Average Rating:2.5/10
Consensus: Even by the modest standards of the teen sex comedy genre, the crass, poorly-madeMiss March misses the mark.
Rated: R [See Full Rating]
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:Mar 13, 2009 Wide
Box Office: $4,485,877
Synopsis: MISS MARCH tells the story of a young man (Zach Cregger, The Whitest Kids U' Know) who awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart (Raquel Alessi) has since... [More]
Starring: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi
Director: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore
At its best, this lewder, cruder spin on last year's "Sex Drive" has a disarmingly daffy shaggy-dog touch a la "Half-Baked" or "The Brothers Solomon." But by the time a woman enjoys champagne spiked with dog urine, "Miss March" is all turn-offs.
Some of the lewdest, unfunniest jokes ever made, and at the end one feels in need of a stiff drink, a hot shower and a lesson in selective amnesia.
A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy.
If this film were as racist as it is sexist (which it very nearly is), it would be a buddy movie about the madcap antics of two Klan members on a lynching spree. Appalling. If we could give it zero out of five, we would.
Miss March must be a contender for worst film of the year. It’s so poor that you begin to suspect it’s a pastiche.
A whiff of what I can only describe as pure evil billows off the screen while this comedy is playing: a buddy grossout picture with zero laughs and a persistent, chilling misogyny.
An almost perfect atrocity. It is a towering K2 of bobbins... the most mangy, noxious, charmless, sexist, racist, unfunny, infantile, stomach-turning, grotesque, clueless, inept and stupid film of the year.
Nothing works. Nothing comes close to working. Even other people's ideas that work in their own films don't work here.
Pure eye-poking, boob-baring raunch that will tickle your inner idiot and wind up everyone else something rotten.
A teen sex comedy that isn't sexy or comic - talk about dumb and dumber...
Cregger is so dull that it might be an improvement if he slipped back into a coma.
So moronic that even plankton would tut at its ignorance.
A dire gross-out comedy that tackles many of the same themes as Adventureland but without an ounce of subtlety or wit.
This "comedy" might be the Worst Movie Ever Seen, even with the aftershock of the Wayans Bros' Dance Flick still lingering.
Abysmal, laugh-free and frequently offensive comedy whose one or two original ideas are completely overshadowed by smutty, puerile gags and a plot that's so insultingly sexist that you wonder if it's part of an elaborate prank.
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Shockingly second-rate and relentlessly unfunny...
It's a strange irony that any movie aimed squarely at an allegedly adult audience usually features enough gags involving feces and urine to delight six-year-olds for hours.
The boys directed and co-scripted, so there's no one else to blame.
A disaster on every level.
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