Milk Money (1994)
Average Rating: 2.9/10
Reviews Counted: 35
Fresh: 3 | Rotten: 32
No consensus yet.
Average Rating: 3/10
Critic Reviews: 14
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 13
No consensus yet.
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Average Rating: 2.7/5
User Ratings: 17,879
Movie Info
After befriending a kind-hearted prostitute, a 12-year-old boy attempts to set her up with his widowed father in this family comedy. Young Frank Wheeler (Michael Patrick Carter) first meets working girl V (Melanie Griffith) when he and two friends pool their money to buy a glimpse of a naked woman. V does the job and agrees to drive Frank home; along the way, he becomes convinced that this nice call girl would be the perfect new wife for his dad (Ed Harris). V happens to be on the run from a
Aug 30, 1994 Wide
Sep 9, 2003
Paramount Home Video
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Cast
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Ed Harris
Tom Wheeler -
Michael Patrick Cart...
Frank Wheeler -
Malcolm McDowell
Waltzer -
Anne Heche
Betty -
Casey Siemaszko
Cash -
Philip Bosco
Jerry the Pope -
Brian Christopher
Kevin Clean -
Adam LaVorgna
Brad -
Kevin Scannell
Mr. Clean -
Jessica Wesson
Stacey -
Amanda Sharkey
Holly -
John Alvin
Rich Old Guy -
Ann Baker
Checker at Grocery S... -
Jacquelyn K. Koch
Woman -
Julia Montgomery
Stacey's Mom -
William John Murphy
Sheriff -
William L. Schwarber
Tow Truck Driver -
Michael Conn
Little Kid's Girl -
Mark Pennell
Holly's Dad -
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Don Roberts
Larry the Neighbour
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All Critics (35) | Top Critics (14) | Fresh (3) | Rotten (32) | DVD (3)
Only the least demanding audiences can be expected to buy into Milk Money.
Top CriticThis pleasant, unassuming little comedy manages to overcome its many potential shortcomings.
It's pointless to blame the cast members, who at least are in there trying.
An embarrassing, preposterous mess.
[A] jaded attempt at warmhearted comedy.
John Mattson's script is every bit as silly as it sounds; it dawdles, stumbles, stalls, embarrasses both itself and the audience, and is routinely formulaic to boot.
A work so rancid and alienating you can only suppose it was planned as a tax loss.
It's utterly preposterous but thoroughly enjoyable entertainment.
Ah, the charm, inquisitiveness and imagination of pre-pubescent adolescence, as seen by a Hollywood screenwriter.
A strong cast... makes this picture look attractive, but it's hard to find what else might be appealing about this story of a prostitute and suburban widower.
There's no redeeming this movie, possibly the worst idea Hollywood has conceived in a decade.
This execrable film sinks ever lower as its dirty joke of a plot unfolds.
Harris and Griffith are great...Lots of fun
I can hear the pitch for this one: 'a sex comedy for the whole family.'
Every bit as misguided as its appalling premise would suggest.
Like PRETTY WOMAN, it's a trite and unrealistic "Hookers have feelings too" movie.
Not bad enough that it's witless and bland, but what a waste of Ed Harris!
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