John Mattson's script is every bit as silly as it sounds; it dawdles, stumbles, stalls, embarrasses both itself and the audience, and is routinely formulaic to boot.
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08/03/09
Milk Money (1994)
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Reviews Counted:24
Fresh:1
Rotten:23
Average Rating:2.7/10
Runtime: 1 hr 50 mins
Genre: Comedies
Synopsis: Three pre-teen boys, curious about sex and the female body, diligently save their dollars and cents with high hopes of paying a prostitute willing to bare it all. Instead, when these suburban... [More]
Starring: Ed Harris, Melanie Griffith, Michael Patrick Carter, Anne Heche
Director: Richard Benjamin
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Reviews for Milk Money
Top CriticThis execrable film sinks ever lower as its dirty joke of a plot unfolds.
08/03/09
With a tip of the hat to the performers, this is a misguided comedy with Hall of Shame pedigree. Its commercial prospects are quick, down and dirty.
03/26/09
Top CriticThis feelgood romantic comedy is short on laughs, sexual chemistry, and the thriller subplot won't produce any white knuckles.
06/24/06
No review available.
07/05/05
No review available.
08/15/04
I can hear the pitch for this one: 'a sex comedy for the whole family.'
01/05/04
Every bit as misguided as its appalling premise would suggest.
10/28/03
No review available.
08/22/03
No review available.
07/08/03
Richard Benjamin, laboring under the idea that this is an enchanting premise, directs such episodes as if he were Norman Rockwell in a trenchcoat.
05/20/03
Top CriticLike PRETTY WOMAN, it's a trite and unrealistic "Hookers have feelings too" movie.
03/19/03
No review available.
08/16/02
Not bad enough that it's witless and bland, but what a waste of Ed Harris!
07/25/02
Ridiculous, tasteless, offensive and unfunny, Milk Money was the perfect final film to see in this string of losers. It made all the others seem better.
01/01/00
Some movies just don't know when enough is enough.
01/01/00
Top CriticQuestion: Will Hollywood ever retire the Hooker With a Heart of Gold?
01/01/00
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