Average Rating: 2.9/10
Reviews Counted: 50
Fresh: 4 | Rotten: 46
Sloppily-made, amateurish, and scarce on laughs, The Wash can't compare to Richard Pryor's 1976 Car Wash.
Average Rating: 2.7/10
Critic Reviews: 16
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 15
Sloppily-made, amateurish, and scarce on laughs, The Wash can't compare to Richard Pryor's 1976 Car Wash.
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Average Rating: 3.3/5
User Ratings: 9,962
This throwback to the frolicsome comedies of the 1970s is from writer/director D.J. Pooh, creator of Friday (1995) and 3 Strikes (2000). Dr. Dre stars as Sean, who's financially strapped and on the verge of losing his home and his car until his roommate Dee Loc Snoop Dogg suggests he join him as an employee at the local car wash. Tensions mount between the pals when the establishment's eccentric owner Mr. Washington (George Wallace) promotes the more mature and responsible Sean over Dee Loc, and
Oct 1, 2001 Wide
Mar 12, 2002
$9.8M
Lions Gate Films
All Critics (56) | Top Critics (20) | Fresh (4) | Rotten (47) | DVD (10)
Two roommates start to antagonize each other after one becomes the other's superior at an LA car wash, and the conflict is played out with grittiness and flippancy.
Snoop, Dre and their buddies take it all in stride -- if they were any more laid-back, they'd be napping in their trailers.
There's precious little to listen to, laugh at or ogle.
More of a missed opportunity than a movie.
Top CriticA sloppy, harebrained movie, which looks like it was made on a fraction of the budget of one of their videos.
So ramshackle it's nearly enough to make you forget how tossed-together the 1976 Car Wash was.
Some energetic performances from the cast may make this accessible to a wider audience.
The lame, underdeveloped jokes far outweigh the fresh ones, the women are all chirpy airheads, and the whole thing hangs on a feeble storyline.
Waterlogged from start to finish
I was wishing I was sitting through Bones a second time.
[A] crude and boring movie.
You've really got to wonder sometimes how talented people end up in hopeless misfires like this film.
A 100% feeble comedy that exposes the dire acting abilities of two otherwise well respected hip-hop artists.
a plotless, mostly humorless time-killer that exists primarily as a 90-minute commercial for a star-studded soundtrack. ... the movie has all the earmarks of the "let's just make it up as we go along" school of filmmaking.
The Wash is Santo & Johnny through a swamp of mounting disinterest.
A boring and poorly-made movie on all fronts scarce on legitimate humour. The only appeal is the collection of hip-hop stars that appear including Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Xzibit, Ludacris, and even, Shaquille O'Neal. Despite this, the plot doesn't seem to be going anywhere for the longest time and you will find
November 27, 2011
Super Reviewer
HONESTLY one of the WORST films I have ever seen!!!! CAN NOT stress it enough!!!!!!!!!!!
December 24, 2007
Super Reviewer
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