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Mean Machine (2002)

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Reviews Counted: 56

Fresh: 19

Rotten:37

Average Rating: 4.9/10

Consensus: Despite some genuine wit, this crowd pleaser is filled with too many cliches.

Rated: R [See Full Rating] for language and some violence

Runtime: 1 hr 39 mins

Genre: Comedies

Theatrical Release:Feb 22, 2002 Limited

Synopsis: In this remake of THE LONGEST YARD, Robert Aldrich's 1974 Burt Reynolds prison tale concerning inmates who organize themselves into a football team and compete against the guards, British director... In this remake of THE LONGEST YARD, Robert Aldrich's 1974 Burt Reynolds prison tale concerning inmates who organize themselves into a football team and compete against the guards, British director Barry Skolnick pulls together a ruthlessly funny cast and changes the resident sport to soccer. The leader of the prisoners, played by Vinnie Jones (LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS), is a former soccer star who is asked by the warden to coach a team of prison guards. Instead, he offers to put together a team of inmates, who will be able to scrimmage with the guards' team. [More]

Starring: Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown

Starring: Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown, Vas Blackwood, Robbie Gee, Jason Flemyng

Director: Barry Skolnick

Director: Barry Skolnick
Producer: Matthew Vaughn
Composer: John Murphy
Studio: Paramount Classics

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02/09/06
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12/15/03
Alexander Walker
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12/15/03
Christopher Tookey
Daily Mail [UK]

By the final whistle you're convinced that this Mean Machine was a decent TV outing that just doesn't have big screen magic.

Full Review Source: RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland) | comment Comment
03/26/03
Harry Guerin
RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)

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09/27/02
Stacie Hougland
Hollywood.com

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09/10/02
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08/17/02
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Holds its ground as a mid-budget Hollywood knockoff.

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07/20/02
Robert K. Elder
Chicago Tribune
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On its own, it’s not very interesting. As a remake, it’s a pale imitation.

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07/11/02
David Cornelius
eFilmCritic.com

Some of the acting is average, the direction is below average at times, and the writing is way below average most of the time.

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06/28/02
John Venable
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06/20/02
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall

La cinta comienza intentando ser un drama, rápidamente se transforma en una comedia y termina por ser una parodia absolutamente predecible

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05/18/02
Luis Martinez
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04/12/02
Arizona Republic
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The whole affair is as predictable as can be.

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04/05/02
Robert W. Butler
Kansas City Star

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04/05/02
JoBlo
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The scriptwriters are no less a menace to society than the film's characters.

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03/29/02
Andrew Howe
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