Average Rating: 2.4/10
Reviews Counted: 54
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 54
Roberto Benigni misfires wildly with this adaptation of Pinocchio, and the result is an unfunny, poorly-made, creepy vanity project.
Average Rating: 2.5/10
Critic Reviews: 18
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 18
Roberto Benigni misfires wildly with this adaptation of Pinocchio, and the result is an unfunny, poorly-made, creepy vanity project.
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Academy Award-winner Roberto Benigni adapts the classic children's tale by Carlo Collodi for the big-budget family-oriented comedy Pinocchio. In his usual fashion, Benigni directs and stars, this time as the little puppet boy made out of wood. The familiar story begins as a log of pinewood falls out of a cart and lands in front of woodcarver, Geppetto (Carlo Giuffré), who carves the puppet out of longing for a son. When the puppet begins to come alive and cause trouble, Geppetto is arrested and
G, 1 hr. 48 min.
Kids & Family, Art House & International, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Comedy
Jan 1, 2002 Wide
Jul 15, 2003
$3.6M
Miramax Films
All Critics (54) | Top Critics (18) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (56) | DVD (9)
The recut American version is truly awful, but a good 75 percent of the awfulness is attributable to Miramax, the film's distributor.
What can one say about a balding 50-year-old actor playing an innocent boy carved from a log?
What remains is a variant of the nincompoop Benigni persona, here a more annoying, though less angry version of the irresponsible Sandlerian manchild, undercut by the voice of the star of Road Trip.
I can't say this enough: This movie is about an adult male dressed in pink jammies.
Instead of hiding Pinocchio from critics, Miramax should have hidden it from everyone.
An epic turkey, in a league with this year's Swept Away, that must be seen to be believed.
Head-slapping, what-the-f*ck-is-this-for-real? trippiness.
Like Robin Williams on speed, [Roberto Benigni] darts about the screen showing less restraint than a shark in blood-stained water.
From concept to execution it is a huge mistake.
There's no zip, no spark, no imagination, no real life in the story, let alone in the puppet.
Better this log-headed Pinocchio had been burned at the stake.
Every good actor needs to do his or her own Hamlet. For Benigni it wasn't Shakespeare whom he wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio. It might as well have been Problem Child IV.
This is a monumental achievement in practically every facet of inept filmmaking: joyless, idiotic, annoying, heavy-handed, visually atrocious, and often downright creepy.
What's most incredible is not that Benigni thought that he could pull off a believable wooden puppet who wants to be a boy, nor thet he could turn such a charming story into such a horrifically scary tale, but that the people of Italy love this movie so m
This overproduced piece of dreck is shockingly bad and absolutely unnecessary. Hmmm...might I suggest that the wayward wooden one end it all by stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener?
Benigni presents himself as the boy puppet Pinocchio, complete with receding hairline, weathered countenance and American Breckin Meyer's ridiculously inappropriate Valley Boy voice.
The dialogue is very choppy and monosyllabic despite the fact that it is being dubbed.
Seriously, rent the Disney version.
Adults will certainly want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio. As for children, they won't enjoy the movie at all.
It's a frightful vanity film that, no doubt, pays off what debt Miramax felt they owed to Benigni.
Mal feito. Porà (C)m atà (C) agora o melhor filme da história de Pinoquio que vi.
May 6, 2011Super Reviewer
Gosh, what a piece of pretentious guffaw-inducing celluloid. Benigni doesn't fit the Pinocchio role well. He's not cute or funny - he's a bit of a buffoon. There's no magic here; move along!
August 3, 2007Super Reviewer
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