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Pizza (2005)

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Average Rating: 4/10
Critic Reviews: 6
Fresh: 2 | Rotten: 4

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Mark Christopher - writer-director of the hit Miramax drama 54 (1998) - returns to the helmer's chair for the first occasion in eight years with the indie comedy Pizza, from IFC Films. An unofficial homage to mid-80s teen films, the picture concerns Cara-Ethyl (Kylie Sparks), an overweight high-schooler whose mom (screen vet Julie Hagerty) lost her sight in a baking accident. Despondent and lonely as her eighteenth birthday arrives and passes - not to mention embarrassed by her lack of friends -

PG-13, 1 hr. 20 min.

Comedy

Mark Christopher

Oct 24, 2006

IFC Films

All Critics (13) | Top Critics (6) | Fresh (4) | Rotten (9) | DVD (5)

A bittersweet, persuasively acted comedy whose tone recalls '80s teen films.

February 3, 2006 Full Review Source: Variety | Comment
Variety
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Among slacker comedies, Pizza is never much more than mildly amusing; it isn't as witty as Slacker or as uproarious as Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, but it's a keeper.

January 20, 2006 Comment
New York Post
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At the end of her spontaneous date, she says it's been the best night of her life. It will not be one of yours.

January 20, 2006 Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Comment
New York Daily News
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Thin, flavorless and heavily garnished with contrivance, this odd couple comedy serves up little but stale whimsy.

January 19, 2006 Comment
New York Times
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Forget 30-minute delivery -- this brand of indie quirkiness congealed in the late '90s.

January 17, 2006 Full Review Source: Village Voice | Comment
Village Voice
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For all its quirky touches, the comedy cleaves to formula in its depiction of how they challenge and change each other.

July 3, 2004 Comment
Hollywood Reporter
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Even performances, which could have provided spark, are wooden at best, unbelievable at worst.

March 1, 2007 Full Review Source: Film Journal International | Comment
Film Journal International

Pizza will never be the Lou Malnati's deep dish of the independent film world, but its gentle pacing...makes this gem as comforting as mall pizza on a hungry day.

November 1, 2006 Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Comment
eFilmCritic.com

The characters in this movie don't talk like real people; they all talk like overly clever screenwriters.

October 22, 2006 Full Review Source: Aisle Seat | Comment
Aisle Seat

It's Sparks (television's Complete Savages) and Embry (Can't Hardly Wait) who carry this dual coming-of-age tale with engaging, if often raw, performances.

June 9, 2006 Full Review Source: Seattle Times | Comment
Seattle Times

Embry and first-time actress Sparks have charming chemistry, but Christopher's slight screenplay wears out its welcome long before the film -- which runs a scant 80 minutes -- is over.

January 20, 2006 Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | Comment
TV Guide's Movie Guide

If Pizza were an actual pizza, it would be half-pineapple, half-broccoli. At times, this coming-of-age comedy is quirkily saccharine, at others good-for-you sophistic.

January 12, 2006 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Comment
Slant Magazine

There's a sharp and snappy tone to this irreverent comedy that keeps us laughing even though it's all a bit silly, really.

October 28, 2004 Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall | Comment
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Audience Reviews for Pizza

It was a cute, quirky movie. I enjoyed it. Way to "play" the guitar off-screen Ethan! They sure snuck a lot of "fucks" into this "PG-13" movie.

June 15, 2007
purplemegan

Super Reviewer

Cara-Ethel has to be one of the least appealing character names in film history and serves as a sad commentary on the lonely life this young girl leads. But Cara (Kylie Sparks) has spunk and wit and intelligence hiding in the unappealing body that nature has given her. Celebrating her eighteenth birthday with only her

February 21, 2011
Mark Abell

Super Reviewer

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