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Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)
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Reviews Counted:27
Fresh:8
Rotten:19
Average Rating:4.6/10
Consensus: A cheesy monster B-movie.
Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for action violence, scary images and some language
Runtime: 1 hr 37 mins
Genre: Action/Adventure
Theatrical Release:Aug 27, 2004 Wide
Box Office: $31,526,393
Synopsis: Some greedy scientists discover the "blood orchid" holds the secret to immortality, blooms once every seven years, and only grows deep in the jungles of giant python-infested Borneo. Quickly, an... Some greedy scientists discover the "blood orchid" holds the secret to immortality, blooms once every seven years, and only grows deep in the jungles of giant python-infested Borneo. Quickly, an expedition is formed but it's the rainy season and the only boat they can charter is a leaky barge belonging to unshaven Captain Johnson (Johnny Mesner). The cute blonde in the expedition (KaDee Strickland) digs Johnson's stoic demeanor, while her scientist boss (Matthew Marsden) tries to win her through promises of untold riches once they find that orchid. Some of the other potential items on the snakes' menu: Johnson's burly co-pilot (Karl Yune), a handsome ship's doctor (Nicholas Gonzalez), a shrieking techie nerd (Cole Burris), Johnson's pet monkey, and two corporate money-grabbers (Morris Chestnut and Salli Richardson). Of course the only ones who are going to be doing any real grabbing here are the gigantic anacondas, who recognize a boat full of lunch when they see one. They attack from nowhere and are big and fast. As if they weren't enough trouble, there are also poison spiders, a giant crocodile, dangerous waterfalls, explosions, treachery, headhunters, and slimy leeches. Fans of the original may miss Jon Voight, but pretty much everything else--a great mixture of fun, suspense, and both intentional and unintentional laughs--is here, including the healthy tweaking of racial and sexual horror-film stereotypes. Monster movie connoisseurs will find this a meal they can swallow whole and digest for days. [More]
Starring: Johnny Messner, Matthew Marsden, Morris Chestnut, Salli Richardson
Starring: Johnny Messner, Matthew Marsden, Morris Chestnut, Salli Richardson, Eugene Byrd, Nicholas Gonzalez, Karl Yune
Director: Dwight H. Little
Director: Dwight H. Little
Screenwriter: John Claflin, Daniel Zelman, Jim Cash, Jack Epps
Producer: Verna Harrah, Susan Ruskin
Composer: Nerida Tyson-Chew
Studio: Screen Gems
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Reviews for Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
This movie looks like it was no fun to make. It certainly was no fun to watch.
It's one of those 'I-can't-believe- I'm-enjoying-this' kind of things.
'There's a way in. There's a way out.' He's right. It's behind you, right below the sign that says Exit. Just follow the stampede.
The sequel might have the formula down, but it lacks everything that made Anaconda fun.
Coiled in cliché it may be, but the film offers a reasonably good time for audiences, and it boasts a few cast members with promise, both human and primate.
The supersize snakes don't even make an appearance until the movie's midway point -- and when they do, appalling special effects render them merely risible.
The refined taste insists on risibly bad, on hysterically bad, on poke-your-seatmate- in-the-ribs bad, and this falls well short of that hallowed mark -- it's just routinely bad.
Precisely what you think it is: a workmanlike sequel to a thrill-kill flick that doesn't even pretend to be good.
Director Dwight Little and a laundry list of writers (among them Michigan-born Jim Cash) simply deliver a generic hungry snake movie, and on those terms, Anacondas can be kind of fun.
A lot better than a slapped-together sequel to a campy original has any right to be.
Where the first movie had a fragrant odor, the smell, say, of Lysol sprayed in a gas station bathroom, Anacondas actually stinks.
The snakes may be longer this time, but Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid comes up short on thrills.
There's no J. Lo this time, no Ice Cube, no Jon Voight, no Owen Wilson.
A programmer that once upon a time would have played on the bottom half of double bills, Anacondas has no pretensions and gets its little job done effectively, providing some small-scale laughs and chills for the late summer season.
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