Beautiful Creatures

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Mark B @Thelaser555 Aug 17, 2026 I was kind of looking forward to watching this. I like Alex Norton who played the second Taggart so well and I like Iain Glen and Maurice Roeves. All tried and trusted Scottish actors. But I felt sorry for them in this disaster of a movie. Rachel Weisz as the airhead Petula and the feminist Susan Lynch as Dorothy who can't go anywhere without a great big white dog who tries to shag anything that moves are like two pinballs in a pinball machine that have no purpose. The ridiculous plot, the hammy acting from these two....you don't laugh just grimace at the so called black humour. This is a violent, go nowhere production. Childish and futile. The ending is stupid as Norton is just about to shoot Lynch with a 12-bore shotgun in her high rise flat....until Lynch cries out 'Petula!' and suddenly (even though Petula is hand-cuffed to a drain pipe several floors below) appears and kills Norton. What was director Bill Eagles thinking of because this is no Guy Ritchie masterpiece. See more Feb 20, 2021 Why this got such bad reviews, I don't know. Except for the messy ending, it was quite well done: funny, witty, and terse. And I didn't think Rachel Weisz could be more beautiful, but as a blond, she's even more stunning. See more Jan 1, 2014 Two women accident kill one of their boyfriend. They try to cover it cop with the cops by making it look like a kidnap and also try to scam the cops into getting a large amount of money for the swap. This could have been good, but it has been done before and done much better. Typical crime comedy. Probably the most remarkable thing was the dog, he was the only one I really was interested in. iain Glen is in it as a junkie boyfriend, but he doesn't play too much of a role. Weisz looks weird as a blonde. See more Jun 5, 2013 lacks real passion while screaming below average. See more Apr 12, 2013 I really wanted to like this. But I find it rather fake and worse, boring. The actresses are very good though, especially Susan Lynch. See more Mar 5, 2013 Good music. On the edge film. See more Read all reviews

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