Average Rating: 2.3/10
Reviews Counted: 49
Fresh: 2 | Rotten: 47
BloodRayne is an absurd sword-and-sorcery vid-game adaptation from schlock-maestro Uwe Boll, featuring a distinguished (and slumming) cast.
Average Rating: 2.3/10
Critic Reviews: 13
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 12
BloodRayne is an absurd sword-and-sorcery vid-game adaptation from schlock-maestro Uwe Boll, featuring a distinguished (and slumming) cast.
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The war against the forces of darkness becomes a family affair in this cinematic prequel to the popular video game Bloodrayne. In 16th century Europe, Lord Kagan (Ben Kingsley) is an evil ruler who holds more power than any man alive, but he still dreams of having more, and when he's told of three magic talismans who, when united, will give him intense supernatural strength and the gift of immortality, he will stop at nothing to attain them. However, three warriors who have learned how to battle
Jan 6, 2006 Wide
May 23, 2006
$1.6M
Fantastic Films International
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Just when you thought camp was dead, along comes this bizarre cross between a Tarantino knockoff and a Hammer horror film.
Who is Uwe Boll and why does he hate moviegoers so? The German hack, the one-man Blitzkrieg of Bad, is the worst filmmaker in the movies today.
It's time to start paying attention to the oeuvre of German director Uwe Boll. At this rate, he'll become the Ed Wood of this new movie century.
After Rayne breaks out of the circus, it's a simple story, really, about a mixed-up girl who wants to slay her father.
Most of the budget seems to have been spent on the cast, with apparently little left over for sets or costumes.
Uwe Boll is such a bad director that it must be intentional.
At the rate Boll's improving, he'll achieve a film worthy of a thumbs up rating sometime late next decade.
Boll's speedy storytelling is reliant on endless badly choreographed battles, endless montages of horse riding along mountains and forests, and a terrible script...
The fight scenes are the worst kind of editing-room cheating, meant to cover for actors who haven't been trained to wield anything more intimidating than a cell phone.
Turgid drama and incompetently staged action sequences...
Only as bad as ordinary bad films and not as bad as getting your eyelid caught on a nail.
It's marginally better than Uwe Boll's previous efforts, which is kind of like saying normal poop is marginally easier to clean up than diarrhea poop.
This is a movie that begs you not to watch it.
BloodRayne is quite cheesy %u2014 the costumes resemble something out of the cosplay closet, and the dialogue is often appalling.
If you've always wanted to see a cinematic combo of Conan The Barbarian, Elektra, and Dracula's Daughter, your prayers have been answered.
All in all, not as bad as you'd suspect and certainly serviceable for all who love the bloody, low-budget vamping gone wild.
The supporting cast is mind-melting: Michael Madsen is as out of place in this Medieval milieu as Meat Loaf in a hoop skirt, and Meat Loaf is just out of place.
It's as if Boll brought together the best team of talent he could possibly secure on short notice and then told them all to suck. And they do!
[Uwe Boll] is fast becoming known as one of the worst directors on the planet.
When on-line petitions beg directors to stop making films, is that the beginning of the end?
BloodRayne is a movie of unconnected plot dots. In the hands of director Uwe "German Tax Dodge" Boll, a simple sword and sorcery story with vampiric overtones turns into genre-jumping attempts to find an audience.
It'd be a stretch to call the movie good, but at least it's fun-bad.
this movie is so laughable it is unbelievably bad!! not a bad cast either, but the movie is just terrible which is a shame but o well not worth the watch!
November 29, 2007
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