Brainsmasher...A Love Story (1993)


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A famous model finds herself chased by a group of lethal monks after the special flower she is delivering to her botanist sister in Portland. After the two girls escape a capture, they split up and the model enlists the help of beefy bouncer Brain Smasher to help her fight off the power-hungry fanatics. The sisters prevail after a plan to foil the villains and the model/bouncer duo falls in love. This zany comedy stars Teri Hatcher and Andrew Dice Clay.

Rating: PG-13
Genre: Action & Adventure, Romance, Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Albert Pyun
In Theaters:
On DVD: Nov 17, 1993



as Ed Malloy

as Samantha Crain

as Miss Bellows

as Red Monk

as Guy in Line #2

as Ma Malloy

as Makeup Artist

as Pops Malloy
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Full Review… | December 25, 2010
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Audience Reviews for Brainsmasher...A Love Story

Quite good action-comedy with Andrew Dice Clay as a nightclub bouncer kicking monks' (known as villians) asses. First time I ever saw Clay made his action sequences without weapons since The Adventures of Fair Fairlane

Dean McKenna

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The Diceman is not for everyone, but I enjoy his corny accent and over the top comedy. Here he pairs with the hot, young Teri Hatcher in an action movie taking on Shaolin Monks (basically Chinese Ninjas) to prevent them from world domination. Hijinx ensue. Short and watchable but not believable in the least.

While certainly a B movie, it's not as horrible as one would imagine. Some of the acting is decent and there are quite a few cleverly funny moments.

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