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Chooch (2004)

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Reviews Counted: 6

Fresh: 0

Rotten:6

Average Rating: 2.5/10

Rated: R [See Full Rating] Language

Runtime: 81 mins

Genre: Comedies

Theatrical Release:Aug 27, 2004 Limited

Synopsis: The life of Queens resident Dino Condito (Carmine Famiglietti) is about to take a surprising turn. After letting down his softball team by striking out in the bottom of the ninth against Hoboken,... The life of Queens resident Dino Condito (Carmine Famiglietti) is about to take a surprising turn. After letting down his softball team by striking out in the bottom of the ninth against Hoboken, his crew brands him “the chooch.” Trying to cheer up his cousin, Jubilene Condito (Joseph Summa) cashes in the savings from his first holy communion and springs for a vacation to Cancun. “You mean leave Queens?” asks Dino, as if the thought had never occurred to him. But there’s a mix-up on the way to the airport involving a mysterious bag of money. As soon as Dino and Jube land in Mexico, they’re abducted by a pair of thugs and left in the desert at the mercy of a trio of soldiers. It takes reuniting Dino’s old Queens “crew,” including Dino’s beloved pet dachshund, to save the two cousins. Only after a jail bust, donkey ride, chicken coop explosion, and a life-changing love affair at the local bordello does the crew finally arrive to save the day. Returning home in triumphant glory with his reunited crew and newfound love Ladonna (Paola Walker), Dino discovers the meaning of family, friendship and neighborhood. -- © Artistic License Films [More]

Starring: Carmine Famiglietti, Joe Summa, Paola Walker

Starring: Carmine Famiglietti, Joe Summa, Paola Walker

Director: J.C. Bari, Rajeev Nirmalakhandan

Director: J.C. Bari, Rajeev Nirmalakhandan
Screenwriter: Lucas Limone
Producer: Tami Powers
Composer: Kerry Muzzey
Studio: Artistic License

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An absolute chore to sit through, unless you happen to come from the same block as the filmmakers, in which case you might produce a few charitable chuckles, just to be nice.

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09/04/05
Scott Weinberg
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[A] contrived but pleasant enough comedy.

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10/06/04
Ken Fox
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Chooch is really just an outline for a movie.

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08/30/04
Anita Gates
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The sort of vanity project that gives amateurs a bad name.

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08/27/04
Lou Lumenick
New York Post
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It's an earnest affair that looks like a neighborhood project on film (16-mm, in fact, blown up to 35) for someone's anniversary or birthday party.

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08/26/04
Jack Mathews
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Devoid of Sopranos stereotypes, the film charms with its p.c. portrayal of Italian Americans, yet the depiction of Mexicans veers toward the offensive.

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08/24/04
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