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Conan the Barbarian (1982)

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Average Rating: 6.4/10
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Fresh: 22 | Rotten: 7

Though Conan may take itself too seriously for some, this adventure film about a former slave seeking vengeance is full of quotable Schwarzenegger lines and gritty action.

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Though Conan may take itself too seriously for some, this adventure film about a former slave seeking vengeance is full of quotable Schwarzenegger lines and gritty action.

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John Milius's jingoistic direction and pulpy screenplay fit perfectly into this film version of the Robert E. Howard fantasy story of the sword and sorcery hero, Conan the Barbarian. Complementing Mulius's heavy metal production is Arnold Schwarzenegger's leaden acting, which in any other context would be deadly, but here (as in The Terminator) corresponds nicely with the whole sonorous project. The story begins when a horde of rampaging warriors massacre the parents of young Conan and enslave

R, 2 hr. 7 min.

Action & Adventure, Science Fiction & Fantasy

John Milius

Feb 24, 1998

Universal Pictures

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All Critics (31) | Top Critics (5) | Fresh (27) | Rotten (8) | DVD (32)

Not since Bambi's mother was killed has there been a cannier movie for kids than Conan the Barbarian.

October 23, 2004 Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | Comment (1)
Chicago Sun-Times
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Conan the Barbarian is an extremely long, frequently incoherent, ineptly staged adventure-fantasy set in a prehistoric past.

August 30, 2004 Full Review Source: New York Times | Comments (7)
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Even 17 years after its release, Conan the Barbarian still weaves a spell capable of ensorcelling fans of fantasy adventure.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: ReelViews | Comment
ReelViews
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A classic tale is told through fascinating visuals, cheesy characters and good old fashioned muscle-bound strength.

January 29, 2012 Full Review Source: IGN DVD | Comment
IGN DVD

A film that only wants to be described by the single adjective "awesome", though "epic" would do in a pinch.

August 22, 2011 Full Review Source: Antagony & Ecstasy | Comment
Antagony & Ecstasy

This primitive, mythic epic catapulted Schwarzenegger to movie stardom after being a famous body-builder.

August 19, 2011 Full Review Source: EmanuelLevy.Com | Comment (1)

...ironically undone by its star, a preening peacock eager to sow the seeds of self-parody with a well-placed camel punch.

August 11, 2011 Full Review Source: LarsenOnFilm | Comments (4)
LarsenOnFilm

Raunchier and bloodier than you remember.

December 8, 2009 Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Comment (1)
Common Sense Media

Visualizing Robert E. Howard's creation in the midst of the Reagan era is an offer the auteur can't refuse

November 17, 2009 Full Review Source: CinePassion | Comment
CinePassion

OK sandals and loin cloth muscle adventure...which made Arnold a star.

July 17, 2008 Comment
Video-Reviewmaster.com

Balls-to-the-wall swordplay flicks don't get much better than this

May 28, 2005 Comment
New Times

A big, sweaty, pulpy adventure tale that's both exciting AND unintentionally amusing.

April 3, 2005 Comment
eFilmCritic.com

When it comes to the great lines (and mottos) of cinema, it doesn't get much better than this.

December 7, 2004 Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | Comment
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Audience Reviews for Conan the Barbarian

John Millius' action fantasy film Conan the Barbarian is a thrilling film. The film has its imperfections, which I will get into in just a moment, but for the most part the film is very exciting and is pure fun, if you can forgive its flaws. The films weakness is in the dialogue delivery, and some bits of the dialogue

August 27, 2011
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Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski

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Although it may have the classic 80's feel and the bloody action is very impressive for it's time, the story seems a little unoriginal and the outcome is very cliche. The acting here is very average and the characters are hard to believe. As Conan is on a trail with two partners to rescue a kings daughter, they seem to

October 1, 2010
KJ Proulx

Super Reviewer

    1. Conan: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!
    – Submitted by James M (16 days ago)
    1. King Osric: There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child.
    – Submitted by Anthony D (19 days ago)
    1. Conan's Father: Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god, Crom and he lives in the earth. Once, giants lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... [points to sword] This you can trust.
    – Submitted by Adrian G (3 months ago)
    1. Subotai: He is Conan, The Cimmerian, he won't cry. So, I cry for him.
    – Submitted by Adrian G (3 months ago)
    1. Conan: Crom!
    – Submitted by Adrian G (3 months ago)

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