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Crank (2006)



Critic Consensus: It's a film about a guy injected with Speed... wait, there's no bus. It's a film about a guy who has to kick a bunch of squirmy butt to stay alive... wait, no snakes or planes here. But it is a film about doing lots of drugs and pulling lots of punches, and it entertains accordingly.

Movie Info

A one-time freelance hitman who was just attempting to turn his life around is forced to keep his heart pumping when his vengeful former employers inject him with a lethal poison that will permanently stop his ticker if his pulse sinks beneath an active rate in a non-stop urban action extravaganza starring Jason Statham and Amy Smart. Chev Chelios (Statham) was one of the most skilled assassins in the West Coast crime syndicate. When he hung up his guns in the middle of a job to run off with his new girlfriend Eve (Smart), however, the man who was once the hunter now becomes the hunted. Awakened from his slumber by a telephone call informing him of his precarious situation, Chelios soon discovers that the only way to save Eve from certain death at the hands of his nemesis is to stay two steps ahead of his killers, keep his heart-rate high enough to stay alive, and blast through the streets of Los Angeles in search of an antidote. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovimore
Rating: R (for strong violence, pervasive language, sexuality, nudity and drug use)
Genre: Action & Adventure, Mystery & Suspense, Comedy
Directed By: ,
Written By: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor, Mark Taylor
In Theaters:
On DVD: Jan 9, 2007
Box Office: $27.8M
Lionsgate - Official Site


Jason Statham
as Chev Chelios
Dwight Yoakam
as Doc Miles
Carlos Sanz
as Carlito
Reno Wilson
as Orlando
Edi Gathegi
as Cab Driver
Keone Young
as Don Kim
Glenn Howerton
as Hospital Doctor
Laurent Schwaar
as Man in Garage
Yusef Azami
as Arab Cabbie
David Brown
as Sin City Brother
Dorian Kingi
as Convenience Store Cl...
Med Abrous
as Verona Crew No. 1
Daniel Stevens
as Verona Crew No. 2
Wally Lozano
as Verona Crew No. 3
David T. Green
as Hightower
Allen Bloomfield
as Pharmacy Man
Stephanie Mace
as Pharmacist
Chester Bennington
as Pharmacy Stoner
Michael McLafferty
as Hospital Cop
Earl Carroll
as Stretcher Patient
Brian Swibel
as Dr. Bell
Sean Graham
as Motorcycle Cop
Dan Callahan
as TV Store Guy
Noel Gugliemi
as Warehouse Rooftop Ho...
Donnie Smith
as Hospital Tech
Daniel Venegas
as Warehouse Window Hoo...
Francis Capra
as Warehouse Hood Leade...
Peter Choi
as Shirt Factory Superv...
Noel Guglielmi
as Warehouse Rooftop Ho...
Toshi Toda
as Japanese Businessman
Samuel Witwer
as Shootout Henchman No...
Frank Blake
as Warehouse Hood 1
Jai Stefan
as Shootout Henchman No...
Michael J. Gonzalez
as Warehouse Hood 2
Jacki R. Chan
as Cocoon Girl
Ken Moreno
as Hood 3
Klaudia Gajek
as Cocoon Girl
Rick Shuster
as Helicopter Pilot
Ted Garcia
as TV Reporter
Eve Loseth
as Restaurant Waitress
Jaclyn Chan
as Cocoon Girl
Sam Witwer
as Shootout Henchman
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Critic Reviews for Crank

All Critics (96) | Top Critics (19)

It's a promising concept, but instead of expending effort on, say, a coherent script, the filmmakers lazily rely on cheap editing tricks and gleefully relentless sadism.

Full Review… | September 23, 2006
New York Daily News
Top Critic

Leave it alone, or leave your brain and pocket change at the gate, strap yourself in and just enjoy the ride.

Full Review… | September 23, 2006
San Francisco Chronicle
Top Critic

Viewers baffled by stuff happening for no particular reason should probably stay well away.

Full Review… | September 8, 2006
AV Club
Top Critic

It's trashy, gory, gratuitous, ridiculous, completely far-fetched, and I had a smile on my face the entire time.

Full Review… | April 29, 2009
Cinema Crazed

Gets by on a unique kind of absurd, deadpan humor in which the most implausible stuff cheerfully happens anyway.

Full Review… | April 18, 2009
Combustible Celluloid

Sure, Crank is totally ridiculous, unbelievable, exhausting, and pretty much just plain stupid, but that's what makes it fun.

Full Review… | March 24, 2007

Audience Reviews for Crank


Directors Cat
Directors Cat

Super Reviewer

An adrenaline-filled path of destruction. The Neveldine-Taylor combination presents pointless entertainment and hardcore mentality. With Jason Statham at the focal point of all the damage, the film is wildly out of control and is yet able to provide for a very different kind of action film. 4/5

Eugene Bernabe
Eugene Bernabe

Super Reviewer

Crank is the cinematic equivalent of getting a shot of adrenaline right into your cerebral cortex.It renders you slightly confused, very excited, and for some reason...slightly aroused.
Now I know you are probably saying to yourself, "isn't that film just Speed, but with a heart instead of a bus." You would be wrong. Not about the heart thing because that is totally true, but you would be wrong in assuming that that is all this film has to offer. What it delivers is truly beyond comprehension. And depending on the elasticity of your moral compass, that could either be a good or a bad thing. After all,this film features, but is not limited to; dismemberment, public rape, hands in waffle irons, phone calls during skydiving, boner gags, instantly disappearing gunshot wounds, Dwight Yokam, and gobs of racism.
Fortunately, I had been warned several times and went into it with the correct mindset. Meaning, if you are able to take off your critic's hat and your ability to empathize with other human beings, then Crank is quite an enjoyable experience.
But viewer be warned, do not imbibe energy drinks or attempt any strenuous activity while viewing Crank. I had the misfortune of watching this film on my iphone during a grueling bike ride and was pretty convinced that my heart was going to explode at any moment.
Now that you have been warned, go rent Crank now and enjoy the ride.

Reid Volk

Super Reviewer

Crank Quotes

Chev Chelios: How'd you like that one, tough guy? How fricking awesome was that, huh?
– Submitted by Alec L (3 years ago)
Warehouse Hood 1: Chev you should crawl into a dark corner and do us all a favor an die.
Chev Chelios: What you think I have the word 'cunt' wrote on my forehead?
– Submitted by Caomh M (3 years ago)
Doc Miles: [to Chev] If you stop you die.
Chev Chelios: [to store clerk] If you move you die.
– Submitted by Alex S (4 years ago)

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