I got extremely bored.
Friday the 13th (2009)
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Reviews Counted:26
Fresh:5
Rotten:21
Average Rating:3.8/10
Consensus: Though technically well-constructed, Friday the 13th is a series rehash that features little to distinguish it from its predecessors.
Rated: R [See Full Rating] for strong bloody violence, some graphic sexual content, language and drug material.
Runtime: 1 hr 46 mins
Genre: Horror/Suspense
Theatrical Release:Feb 13, 2009 Wide
Box Office: $64,959,486
Synopsis: Following his remake of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, director Marcus Nispel tackles 1980's slasher favorite to bring unstoppable killing machine Jason Voorhees to a new generation of gorehounds.... Following his remake of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, director Marcus Nispel tackles 1980's slasher favorite to bring unstoppable killing machine Jason Voorhees to a new generation of gorehounds. Lasting 10 films and going to any length (including New York City and outer space) to provide Jason with fresh meat, the FRIDAY THE 13th series was always about inventive death scenes. Nispel streamlines the events of the original (where Jason’s mother was the killer) into an extended prologue before providing an original story in which Jason begins his killing spree and finds his iconic mask. Decades after the death of Jason's mother, a group of twentysomethings descends on the backwoods town near abandoned Camp Crystal Lake in search of a rumored marijuana crop. Whitney Miller (Amanda Righetti) finds the old Voorhees house and discovers a locket revealing that she resembles Jason’s mother. Jason (Derek Mears) arrives and, thinking she is his mother reincarnated, holds Whitney captive. Weeks later, Trent (Travis Van Winkle) and his friends arrive to stay at his father’s vacation home, while Clay (Jared Padalecki) shows up to look for his missing sister Whitney. Meanwhile, Jason finds a hockey mask to cover his startling face and begins to satisfy his bloodlust with the hard-partying new arrivals. Working once again with producer Michael Bay, Nispel crafts a FRIDAY "reboot" that is slick and well-made, giving audiences exactly what they expect from the franchise: blood and breasts in equal measure. With knowing humor, he plunges directly into the saga, leaving the titles until 15 minutes into the film, at which point Jason has already dispatched several victims. After that, there is topless waterskiing and death by a wealth of means, all of which will have fans glad to have Jason back from outer space. [More]
Starring: Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Righetti, Travis Van Winkle
Starring: Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Righetti, Travis Van Winkle, Aaron Yoo, Derek Mears
Director: Marcus Nispel
Director: Marcus Nispel
Screenwriter: Damian Shannon, Mark Swift
Producer: Michael Bay, Brad Fuller, Andrew Form, Sean Cunningham
Composer: Steve Jablonsky
Studio: Paramount Pictures
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Reviews for Friday the 13th
You really have to screw it up to dishonor the memory of a movie as s****y as the original Friday the 13th. Heads should roll.
The series reboot is much the same, but it's easily the most effective -- and scary -- entrant in the franchise.
It's business as usual at Camp Crystal Lake, with very little in the way of fresh jolts or an innovative visual style that would have really revitalized the hokey franchise.
The original handful of Friday films had a certain low-rent elegance about them, and this slickly done, dimly lighted, whiplash-edited update loses that too.
The story has been pulled from its shallow grave, but not at all reinvigorated. Rather, it's been dusted off and repackaged for the sole purpose of raking in millions from foolish audiences.
Not to second-guess our law-enforcement authorities but... is the Crystal Lake PD really doing such a good job?
Hopefully, there's something in President Obama's stimulus package that will help the ailing slasher-movie industry.
Faithfully adhering to the precepts of the slasher flick, it might even seem honourable if it weren't so disreputable.
The undying Friday the 13th franchise gets a surprisingly decent reboot in this stylish, playful example of the decapitated hottie genre.
An SUV of dramatically varied teens (sluts, nerdy sluts, one black guy, other sluts) visit Camp Crystal Lake. Pot is smoked. Sex is had by all. Also, topless water skiing.
This film is (be)head and shoulders above the recently reanimated likes of Prom Night and My Bloody Valentine.
To say the new film is better shot and cut than those barebones gorefests of the Reagan era is to say nothing much, as even series fans would agree.
This Friday the 13th is glossy, good-looking garbage, acted out by a cast of big-chested androids (male and female alike) and with the original series' rough edges smooved over.
As Jason sequels go, this is one of the best, though that's not saying much.
It's The Hills, Bromance, The Real World, and Rock of Love with a body count.
To acquire a new generation of fans, it should be either horrifying or hilarious, and this Friday the 13th is ultimately neither.
Latest News for Friday the 13th
October 06, 2009:
Friday the 13th Sequel Scheduled for August 2010 ![]()
Mark your calendars, hockey fans -- Jason Voorhees is returning to theaters August 13, 2010, in the sequel to the "Friday the 13th" remake! More...
June 16, 2009:
Producers Talk Next Friday the 13th Sequel, Birds Remake ![]()
Producers Andrew Form and Brad Fuller are behind the rebooted "Friday the 13th" series and Platinum Dunes' gestating remake of "The Birds" -- both of which they discussed in a... More...
June 15, 2009:
RT on DVD: Friday the 13th, New Madea, and Lost Hits Blu-ray!
Are you ready for the return of Jason Voorhees (Marcus Nispel's rebooted Friday the 13th)? What about the latest adventures of Tyler Perry's most popular protagonist (Madea Goes... More...
February 27, 2009:
New Line Looking Forward to Next Friday the 13th ![]()
Surprise! New Line and Platinum Dunes are already plotting a sequel to their wildly popular "Friday the 13th" reboot! More...
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