Hard Breakers (2011)
Average Rating: 2.9/10
Reviews Counted: 7
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 6
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Release Date: May 20, 2011 Limited
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Driven by a history of dating pitfalls and frustration with men, Alexis and her best friend Lindsay decide to turn the tables and devise a plan to lure unsuspecting men close enough to knock them out and drag them back to their lair for their own satisfaction. When an absent father and an obsessive ex-boyfriend force Alexis to confront her issues with men, the girls' plan goes awry and Alexis falls head over heels in love with one of her male conquests. Lindsay, consumed by her darker nature,
May 20, 2011 Limited
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Cast
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Cameron Richardson
Alexis, Alexis Bell -
Sophie Monk
Lindsay, Lindsay Greene -
Tom Arnold
Harold, Harold Bell -
Chris Kattan
Hertz Waters -
Tia Carrere
Jodie -
Bobby Lee
Travis -
Adam Gregory (II)
Tyler -
Mircea Monroe
Shari Sutter -
Lochlyn Munro
Jared -
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Scott Elrod
Bobby -
Ian Duncan
Carey -
Christopher Backus
Jesse -
Jeremiah Birkett
Lavonne -
Alexis Arquette
Ms. Independence -
Jeff Chase
Igor -
Artie Baxter
Surfer Babe -
Brendan Miller
Marcus -
Barnett O'Hara
Mischa -
Joshua Snyder
Chet -
Chris Meyer
Steve -
Ryan Doom
Brad -
Clay Waghorne
Bartender -
Salvator Xuereb
Casting Director -
Tristan Thomas
Henry -
Conrad Lindsay
Koby -
Carolyn Cannon
Lacy -
Jennifer Perry
Stripper Susie -
Chris Gilbertson
Average Joe 1 -
Peter Baldo
Average Joe 2 -
Wayne King
Bouncer One -
Mark Miller
Dave -
Mike Foy
DJ -
Travis McKenna
Donnie -
James Kyson Lee
Evan -
Bret Roberts
Jack -
J.T. Holt
Neanderthal -
Horace Knight
Police Officer -
Michael Hankel
Server -
Brett Novek
Skaterboy One -
Gregor Manns
Tough Guy -
Johann Urb
Zack -
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Mark Riccardi
Bouncer Two -
Joanie Avery
Soccer Mom -
Angie Rachelle-Hauk
Party Girl 1 -
Maysen Michaels
Party Girl 2 -
Alvin Ellie
Jerome -
Donnell Keith Palma
Jello Enthusiast -
Lauren K. Woods
James -
Christopher Cortland
Eddie -
Sabine Varnes
Kendra -
Joe Hursley
The Ringers - Vocalist -
Joe Robinson
The Ringers - Guitarist -
Joseph Stiteler
The Ringers - Bassist -
Patrick Hursley
The Ringers - Drummer
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All Critics (7) | Fresh (1) | Rotten (6) | DVD (1)
Woefully inept and stupendously unfunny -- a movie that slots into that special sub-category of terrible, the one that calls out for alcohol and friends with an appreciation for barbed derision.
A battle-of-the-sexes farce where vindictive females force their unsuspecting prey to be friends with benefits, whether they want some or not!
Remember those teen sex comedies like Losin' It that started the careers of people like Tom Cruise? This isn't one of them.
The film might be the closest approximation to the gender inverse of an Apatow flick.
Giving the genre a refreshing gender curl, the picture still falls short in the laugh department, with a distinctly stale sitcom air penetrating the relatively vulgar mood.
This surfing sex comedy does no favors to any of those words, and words don't really seem to be familiar territory to most of these characters in the first place.
Unspeakably awful.
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These clowns that panned this film, what credentials do they have? Are they established in the industry? or are they obviously nobody's, spending too much time alone behind their monitors instead of putting their nuts on the line to try and direct their own production.
The "peanut gallery" of wanna-be critics apparently would be happier trading lines of Shakespear on face-time in the nude with one another then going out and having sex with or enjoying the company of real beautiful beach bunnies... Just a bunch of haters... get a life