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I Love You Don't Touch Me (1997)

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In this independent comedy about the pitfalls of romance in the 1990s, Katie (Marla Schaffel) is a 25-year-old aspiring songwriter living in Los Angeles. Katie is also a virgin; she's been saving herself for the perfect man, but with the passage of time, she's becoming more firmly convinced that he doesn't actually exist. Katie frequently commiserates about the sad state of her love life with her friend Janet (Meredith Scott Lynn), who left her virginity behind a long time ago in the pursuit of

R, 1 hr. 30 min.

Comedy, Romance

Julie Davis

Aug 23, 2005

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All Critics (19) | Top Critics (6) | Fresh (4) | Rotten (6)

This woman is so grating, so self-absorbed, and so without a sense of humor, you can't be sympathetic to her self-inflicted chastity. Katie deserves to be alone. Sadly, she's wound up on the screen.

January 7, 2003 Full Review | Comment
Critics Inc./America Online

Comes billed as a progressive, eccentric romantic comedy, but at its heart, it's a pessimistic, cynical, and very traditional.

November 18, 2002 Full Review Source: Goatdog's Movies | Comment

Provides a clever and comic survey of the dating scene and the complicated nature of sexual politics.

March 2, 2002 Full Review Source: Spirituality and Practice | Comment
Spirituality and Practice

Seems longer than the rough cut of Titanic.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Film Journal International | Comment
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Audience Reviews for I Love You Don't Touch Me

This was big Sundance hit. Great performances, hilarious dialogue, and some really awesome original songs, has the feel of a female Woody Allen movie. RECOMMEND HIGHLY

August 7, 2009
Sandra M.
Sandra Morse

Two for the Road Directed by: Stanley Doonan This is a good movie in so many ways, I can't quite understand why I didn't like it more. It's got a great cast, a good director, neat location, cool editing, and a classic story told in the admittedly somewhat dated language of the late 60's. Somehow, while I enjoyed

February 23, 2008
ZBigRedDogZ
Cliff Smith

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