Average Rating: 7.2/10
Reviews Counted: 9
Fresh: 7 | Rotten: 2
No consensus yet.
Release Date: Jan 1, 2001 Wide
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Average Rating: 3.1/5
User Ratings: 7,913
Forget that hack Van Helsing, for true extermination of the fanged undead believers turn to the one and only sandaled slayer, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Having returned to Earth for the eagerly anticipated Second Coming, Jesus finds his bid to judge the living interrupted by a horde of angry bloodsuckers who possess the ability to walk in daylight. Of course even Jesus needs a hand now and then when it comes to battling the legions of the undead, and Mexican wrestling hero El Santo is more
R, 1 hr. 25 min.
Action & Adventure, Horror, Musical & Performing Arts, Comedy
Jan 1, 2001 Wide
Jan 28, 2003
Eclectic DVD Distribution
All Critics (11) | Top Critics (1) | Fresh (9) | Rotten (2) | DVD (9)
It will offend those who are offended by the very title; it will probably thrill those who take one look at the title and immediately want to see the film.
The results are uneven and occasionally mind-bogglingly bad (which is partly the point), but they're never what you'd call dull.
[B]izarre and funny and full of the good Jesus stuff that no one could argue with...
And what, pray tell, is the Big JC doing wasting his time helping Canadians?
The basic premise alone is worth the price of admission for this one.
Set in Ottawa, Canada, the title says it all really, and so the dance number interestingly comes as no surprise. Everything here is half baked, on purpose, and it loses steam in the second half. You will wonder how your mom and dad feel about what you are actually doing with the life provided you. Its that bad.
February 4, 2012Super Reviewer
The Son of God brings retired Mexican wrestler El Santo out of retirement to fight vampires who prey exclusively on lesbians. Delivers a few chuckles and nicely absurd moments, but not that many more than you get from the title and a one line plot synopsis. Not terrible, surprisingly, but needed one more musical
January 21, 2011
Super Reviewer
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