Average Rating: 3.4/10
Reviews Counted: 143
Fresh: 18 | Rotten: 125
Josh Brolin gives it his best shot, but he can't keep the short, unfocused Jonah Hex from collapsing on the screen.
Average Rating: 3.5/10
Critic Reviews: 30
Fresh: 2 | Rotten: 28
Josh Brolin gives it his best shot, but he can't keep the short, unfocused Jonah Hex from collapsing on the screen.
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1970s-era DC antihero Jonah Hex makes his way to the big screen as co-screenwriters Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor (Crank, Gamer) team to follow the disfigured gunslinger and part-time bounty hunter on his biggest adventure yet. Supernatural elements combine with Western aesthetics to take viewers on a wild and bloody ride, with Josh Brolin leading the way as Hex and John Malkovich stepping into the villainous role of Turnbull. Jimmy Hayward (Horton Hears a Who) directs. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
PG-13, 1 hr. 24 min.
Jun 18, 2010 Wide
Oct 12, 2010
$10.5M
Warner Bros. Pictures
All Critics (144) | Top Critics (30) | Fresh (18) | Rotten (128) | DVD (9)
There's just one ingredient missing: anyone with a clue.
Begins affably enough as a random slew of Leone-style squint-a-thons and shoot-outs but then loses it way in a dopey, anachronism-happy sci-fi plot.
Calling Jonah Hex a waste of time requires qualification, given the action flick weighs in at 82 minutes.
Director Jimmy Hayward fails to establish a viable reason for this movie to exist.
It isn't just that no effort is expended on old-fogey ideas like character development; it's more that Hayward doesn't even try to make individual scenes make sense.
I think Jonah Hex could have exceeded 80 minutes to make room for some real visual invention. And three-dimensional characters. And a plot. A plot would have been nice.
It's a standard Western revenge tale dressed up with supernatural elements.
The mark of a good actor is being good in a really bad movie. Josh Brolin is a really, really good actor, because most of the time he's on screen speaking you can almost forget what a loathsome, irredeemable, turd of a film Jonah Hex is.
When it works, which it does quite often, it's one of the better comic book adaptations of recent years.
Seems almost calculated meticulously to suck the life out of its audience as much as humanly possible...
The film is simply too brief, too befuddled and too delirious to do the comic book legend justice.
An awful excuse for cinema that ultimately fails in nearly every way possible.
Clocking in at a mere 81 minutes, it feels like an eternity. Read the comic.
...too short, too prosaic, and too shallow. At best, it's a harmless diversion. (Blu-ray Edition)
...remarkably two-dimensional, showing evidence of having been edited down from something more complex.
To quote Clint Eastwood's Monco in For A Few Dollars More, you people need a new sheriff.
Jonah Kex, Jonah Wrex, Jonah Hax, Jonah Kax, Jonah Thix, Jonah Crox, Jonah Sux.
The film shows its comic-book origins in good ways (stylish settings) and bad (too many scenes end in a gigantic conflagration).
Whether it's the director's fault or the result of studio meddling, this is a mess of a movie that's been cut to pieces.
It just gets louder and more nonsensical as it progresses, with Fox shoe-horned into as many scenes as possible.
Almost everything is wrong with it.
It is what it is. Nothing too spectacular here. Just decent action. Okay acting. Just well what it is.
June 16, 2010Super Reviewer
When it comes to comics, I'm more a DC man (Vertigo) - until it comes to film adaptations that is. When reading my favourite comics, Transmetropolitan, The Boys, DMZ, 100 Bullets, The Invisibles...the list goes on, I think to myself 'They should totally make this into a movie' - then a film like Jonah Hex and Green
January 16, 2012Super Reviewer
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