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Just Married (2003)

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Average Rating: 4/10
Reviews Counted: 103
Fresh: 20 | Rotten: 83

Critics Consensus: Just Married's plot is predictable, and the overdone pratfalls get tiresome.

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Average Rating: 3.9/10
Critic Reviews: 29
Fresh: 6 | Rotten: 23

Critics Consensus: Just Married's plot is predictable, and the overdone pratfalls get tiresome.

AUDIENCE SCORE

Average Rating: 3/5
User Ratings: 458,537

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Movie Info

Can a new marriage survive meddling friends, disapproving families, and some of the worst accommodations in Europe? That's the question posed in this broad comedy. Tom Leezak (Ashton Kutcher) is a regular guy who likes sports and beer and tries to make ends meet working as a nighttime radio traffic reporter. Sarah McNerney (Brittany Murphy) is a beautiful young woman from a wealthy and privileged family who is trying to make a name for herself as a writer. Tom and Sarah have seemingly nothing in … More

Rating:
PG-13 (for sexual content, some crude humor and a brief drug reference)
Genre:
Comedy , Romance
Directed By:
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Written By:
Sam Harper
In Theaters:
On DVD:
Jun 17, 2003
Box Office:
$56.0M
Runtime:
20th Century Fox - Official Site

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Critic Reviews for Just Married

All Critics (122) | Top Critics (34) | Fresh (20) | Rotten (83) | DVD (23)

Hackneyed star-brite Brittany Murphy-Ashton Kutcher rom-com.

Full Review… | January 14, 2003
Village Voice
Top Critic

Rubbery-faced Kutcher is a nice match for Murphy, and their chemistry keeps the movie afloat even when the gags stretch thin.

January 11, 2003
Arizona Republic
Top Critic

Just uninspired and mostly unfunny.

Full Review… | January 11, 2003
ReelViews
Top Critic

Plays like a dumbed-down version of a formula that's already had most of the smartness wrung out of it.

January 11, 2003
Denver Rocky Mountain News
Top Critic

Immature and annoying; the jokes are tired.

Full Review… | December 24, 2010
Common Sense Media

The outside seat-fillers at the screening happily ate up every unsurprising, unfunny second, but that doesn't mean that you have to.

Full Review… | February 8, 2005
TheMovieReport.com

Besides the sub-par script the problem is that Kutcher and Murphy have zero chemistry.

Full Review… | January 4, 2004

...it's the paper-thin characters and utterly predictable storyline that does the film in.

Full Review… | January 4, 2004
Reel Film Reviews

...nails the lowest possible IQ in the audience by being as insipid as it is boring.

Full Review… | June 20, 2003
Movie Metropolis

A pleasant, undemanding date movie.

Full Review… | April 23, 2003
Empire Magazine

Depois de bombardear o mundo com o péssimo Sonho de Campeão, o roteirista Sam Harper levou dez anos até conseguir ver este seu novo trabalho chegar às telonas. Ele deveria ter esperado mais vinte anos.

Full Review… | April 10, 2003
Cinema em Cena

Murphy has no comic timing and Kutcher overcompensates.

Full Review… | March 19, 2003

[Murphy] shouldn't have chosen Just Married, with its irritating script and banal premise, as her first romantic comedy to topline.

Full Review… | March 4, 2003
Premiere Magazine

Move over Britney Spears and all other aspiring Britney wannabees. There's a new Britney in town and her name is Brittany Murphy. .

Full Review… | February 24, 2003
Sunday Times (Australia)

In watching the harried antics of a blustery mismatched married couple in the disjointed Just Married, is there anyway we can get our 95 minutes annulled from this marital mockery?

Full Review… | February 4, 2003
TheWorldJournal.com

No es de esas películas que se vayan a recordar durante mucho tiempo, pero logra su propósito de entretener durante poco más de 90 minutos, a pesar de lo simplista que pudiera parecer su historia en una primera impresión.

Full Review… | January 29, 2003

... as the laughter suddenly stops... the guys in the audience will look at each other helplessly and think Did they switch out the last reel or did I walk into the wrong movie on my way back from the bathroom?

Full Review… | January 27, 2003
MovieCrypt.com

Well, here's the first official mainstream release of 2003, and if the quality of the first movie of the year is inversely proportionate to the overall quality of the year as a whole, we're off to a good start.

Full Review… | January 22, 2003
Mark Reviews Movies

There's nothing wrong with Just Married that a major script rewrite, several fresh plot twists and maybe a couple of tranquilizer darts couldn't fix.

Full Review… | January 20, 2003
The Moving Picture Show

Serviceable movie that doesn't play things too dumb and doesn't get too deep.

Full Review… | January 17, 2003
JoBlo's Movie Emporium

Real-life item Kutcher and Murphy may light up each other's world off-screen, but onscreen they have less chemistry than Kutcher and Sean Scott Williams showed in Dude, Where's My Car?.

Full Review… | January 16, 2003
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Like a head on collision between some nice performances and a really stupid plot.

Full Review… | January 16, 2003
Film Threat

They had the opportunity to create a film with big laughs, and they dropped the ball.

Full Review… | January 14, 2003
KBTV-NBC (Beaumont, TX)

Audience Reviews for Just Married

Haven't seen this in about ten years. Original rating was 4, have upgraded to 5. I think this really stands up as a rom com, and is still cute and funny. Brittany really was such a likeable actress.

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Nicki Marie

Super Reviewer

½

Just Married is a decent comedy with a few good laughs, but it could have been done far better as well. The film had potential in doing something far better, and it does fall short. In the long run, this is a film that is worth seeing only once as the jokes become stale over multiple viewings. The idea behind the film was good, but the gags just didn't hold up. The cast do a decent job in their performances, but it simply doesn't make up for a great comedic experience. The film leaves room for improvement and it deliver some good laughs here and there but it could have been better. The film suffers from a lacking script that could have been rewritten a few times. Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy do what they can with the material and they pull off something entertaining. Just Married is fun, but like I said it could have been better due to its interesting ideas. This is a decent film to watch when you have nothing else better to do, and it makes for a mindless viewing experience that brings on a few good laughs, and effective moments. However this is a forgettable film that since its release, there has been far better films in this genre. Worth seeing, but there are too many underdeveloped ideas on-screen to really make it a hilarious film that warrants rewatching again and again. Expect something slightly humorous, but keep in mind that the film had plenty of wasted potential as well. Just Married is not the best rom com out there, but it certainly isn't the worst. Funny in some areas, and sketchy in others, this is a film that doesn't try too hard at being something great due to a script that reveals too many lacking, uninspired ideas.

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Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski

Super Reviewer

½

Semi-fun movie that's really not that good. Filled with smelly cheese. Little Josh Baskin from "Big" plays Ashton Kutcher's best man, he still looks the same which is weird because he's supposed to look like Tom Hanks now.

Chiefilms
Lenny Muggsy

Super Reviewer

½

The ending was sweet. Not that funny. But some scenes are kinda funny.

3niR
Dead Angel

Super Reviewer

Just Married Quotes


Sarah: Tom you are acting crazy. Tom Leezak: Well, maybe it's cuz I just got hit in the head with a ten pound ASHTRAY!
– Submitted by NILAY N (3 years ago)
Sarah: Baby, just floor it. Tom Leezak: I am flooring it. If i push any harder my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flinstoning our asses there.
– Submitted by NILAY N (3 years ago)

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