Just Married (2003)
Average Rating: 4/10
Reviews Counted: 103
Fresh: 20 | Rotten: 83
Just Married's plot is predictable, and the overdone pratfalls get tiresome.
Average Rating: 3.9/10
Critic Reviews: 28
Fresh: 6 | Rotten: 22
Just Married's plot is predictable, and the overdone pratfalls get tiresome.
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Can a new marriage survive meddling friends, disapproving families, and some of the worst accommodations in Europe? That's the question posed in this broad comedy. Tom Leezak (Ashton Kutcher) is a regular guy who likes sports and beer and tries to make ends meet working as a nighttime radio traffic reporter. Sarah McNerney (Brittany Murphy) is a beautiful young woman from a wealthy and privileged family who is trying to make a name for herself as a writer. Tom and Sarah have seemingly nothing in
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Cast
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Ashton Kutcher
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Brittany Murphy
Sarah -
Christian Kane
Peter Prentis -
David Moscow
Kyle -
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David Rasche
Mr. McNerney -
Thad Luckinbill
Willie McNerney -
Veronica Cartwright
Mrs. McNerney -
David Agranov
Paul McNerney -
Taran Killam
Dickie McNerney -
Raymond J. Barry
Mr. Leezak -
Toshi Toda
Yuan -
Valeria Andrews
Wendy -
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All Critics (122) | Top Critics (32) | Fresh (20) | Rotten (87) | DVD (23)
Hackneyed star-brite Brittany Murphy-Ashton Kutcher rom-com.
Top CriticRubbery-faced Kutcher is a nice match for Murphy, and their chemistry keeps the movie afloat even when the gags stretch thin.
Just uninspired and mostly unfunny.
Plays like a dumbed-down version of a formula that's already had most of the smartness wrung out of it.
Yes, it's as bad as it looks.
Immature and annoying; the jokes are tired.
The outside seat-fillers at the screening happily ate up every unsurprising, unfunny second, but that doesn't mean that you have to.
Besides the sub-par script the problem is that Kutcher and Murphy have zero chemistry.
...it's the paper-thin characters and utterly predictable storyline that does the film in.
...banal chatter, glaring insults, and juvenile slapstick. It's only the movie's PG-13 rating that saves it from being grossly crude, as well.
...nails the lowest possible IQ in the audience by being as insipid as it is boring.
A pleasant, undemanding date movie.
Audience Reviews for Just Married
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- Sarah: Tom you are acting crazy.
- Tom Leezak: Well, maybe it's cuz I just got hit in the head with a ten pound ASHTRAY!
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- Sarah: Baby, just floor it.
- Tom Leezak: I am flooring it. If i push any harder my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flinstoning our asses there.
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