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King's Ransom (2005)

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Average Rating: 2.4/10
Reviews Counted: 50
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 49

Filled with crass dialogue, unlikable characters, and overdone slapstick gags, King's Ransom is an utterly inept would-be comedy.

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Average Rating: 2.2/10
Critic Reviews: 14
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 14

Filled with crass dialogue, unlikable characters, and overdone slapstick gags, King's Ransom is an utterly inept would-be comedy.

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Movie Info

A multi-millionaire plans a scam that goes wrong in a great many ways in this comedy. Malcolm King (Anthony Anderson) is a wildly successful businessman who has gotten used to having things his own way. When King decides to divorce his wife, she's none too thrilled at the prospect and makes it clear she will make him pay a huge settlement in exchange for his freedom. King isn't keen on this idea, so he and his mistress hatch a scheme by which one of her friends (Jay Mohr) will "kidnap" King and

PG-13, 1 hr. 37 min.

Comedy

Wayne Conley

Jul 26, 2005

$4.0M

New Line Cinema

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All Critics (50) | Top Critics (14) | Fresh (2) | Rotten (51) | DVD (7)

The script, by TV writer Wayne Conley, shares some elements with the old Danny DeVito comedy Ruthless People, but humor isn't one of them.

January 5, 2007 Full Review Source: Chicago Reader | Comment
Chicago Reader
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Basically an improv scene sprawling to feature length.

May 4, 2005 Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | Comment
Entertainment Weekly
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King's Ransom is a wit-deficient barrage of obnoxious characters and second-hand punchlines.

April 27, 2005 Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | Comment
Newark Star-Ledger
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Little in this film suggests 'director' Jeff Byrd and writer Wayne Conley possess any facility -- or familiarity -- with irony or any other comedic device.

April 26, 2005 Full Review Source: Village Voice | Comment
Village Voice
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The scenarios are halfway convincing and at times even passably clever; they are never, however, especially funny.

April 26, 2005 Full Review Source: Variety | Comment
Variety
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With the humor in this lazy farce about as subtle as a shotgun blast to the face, it's possible to see the whole movie as an accident, the cumulative result of haphazard negligence.

April 26, 2005 Full Review Source: Newsday | Comment
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This slapdash comedy barely coughs up more than a couple of funny scenes as the story moves in predictable fits and starts before sputtering out of fuel half way through.

June 19, 2009 Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | Comment
ColeSmithey.com

The wordplay of the title here is the only slightly clever element of this extremely lame comedy.

August 7, 2008 Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | Comment
Sacramento News & Review

Coarse comedy about kidnapping and revenge.

July 24, 2008 Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Comment
Common Sense Media

Anthony Anderson shows he can star in a movie without a kangaroo in this kidnapping plan gone crazy.

October 17, 2005 Full Review Source: International Press Academy | Comment
International Press Academy

Could be better with this kind of talent...

October 6, 2005 Full Review Source: Wordmag.com | Comment
Wordmag.com

King's Ransom lumbers forth clumsily, choreographing its slapstick pratfalls with all the class and taste of a Courtney Love relapse.

September 26, 2005 Full Review Source: AV Club | Comment
AV Club

The thing looks like it was written in a week, directed in two, and forgotten about by all involved in less than three.

August 1, 2005 Full Review Source: DVDTalk.com | Comment
DVDTalk.com

King's Ransom deserves to be bashed, burned, and have its ashes scattered over Hollywood

July 25, 2005 Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | Comment
Filmcritic.com

It is, quite plainly, like watching a movie that's trying to go out of its way to be horrible.

July 23, 2005 Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Comment
eFilmCritic.com

Also add the film to that ever-growing list of films only Earl Dittman likes.

July 15, 2005 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Comment
Slant Magazine

I couldn't pay anyone to see this movie. Literally.

May 21, 2005 Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | Comment
Boxoffice Magazine

(Anthony) Anderson is funny, usually. Just not here.

May 6, 2005 Comment

A mirthless comedy about venal people doing stupid things.

May 1, 2005 Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle | Comments (2)
Austin Chronicle

Mean-spirited, unpleasant comedy about characters who are both nasty and stupid and who deserve every bad thing that happens to them. In fact, they deserve more.

April 30, 2005 Full Review Source: EricDSnider.com | Comment
EricDSnider.com

Byrd's romp through the most contemptible stereotypes of women, gays, and ethnic minorities makes his film unfit for just about anyone, never mind royalty.

April 30, 2005 Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | Comment
Boston Phoenix

All these plots converge in a decidedly unfunny cacophony.

April 29, 2005 Full Review Source: PopMatters | Comment
PopMatters
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Audience Reviews for King's Ransom

Another Anthoney Anderson Great Movie, not sure who is funnier him or Donald Falson, This one will make you laugh. Worth adding to a collection even though only 3 starts.

November 25, 2007
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Bruce Bruce

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As terrible as this movie is, i only watched it for one reason...Nicole Parker is drop dead beautiful!!! I love that woman.

July 11, 2010
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Emeka Watson

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