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Lesbian Vampire Killers

Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)


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One instance where the title says it all, Lesbian Vampire Killers finds screenwriters Stewart Williams and Paul Hupfield and director Phil Claydon plunging headfirst into guilty pleasure territory with an unrestrained, sex-laden horror comedy. The picture stars Mathew Horne and James Corden of the UK series Gavin and Stacey as (respectively) Jimmy and Fletch, two buddies who wind up in a British village with dozens of women caught up in a Sapphic vampire curse - driven by a lust for each other's


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Dec 29, 2009

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All Critics (23) | Top Critics (1) | Fresh (6) | Rotten (16) | DVD (3)

Agreeably goofy but surprisingly mild horror-comedy...that's several guffaws short of a laff riot.

March 20, 2009 Full Review Source: Variety
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The one dimensional narrative struggles to hit home.

April 15, 2010 Full Review Source: Fan The Fire
Fan The Fire

The DVD release of Vampire Killers leaves out the 'Lesbians' from the title. Also missing are funny jokes, thrills and engaging characters.

December 28, 2009 Full Review Source: What Would Toto Watch?
What Would Toto Watch?

the only thing that made it watchable was its mercifully short length

December 15, 2009 Full Review Source: Draxblog Movie Reviews

Sure, the whole thing sets gay rights and feminism back 40 years, but Lesbian Vampire Killers doesn't mean to offend. It is, in fact, all rather tongue-in-cheek, very much in the tradition of Sean of the Dead or Lair of the White Worm.

August 10, 2009 Full Review Source: Screenwize

It may not be smart, but under the right circumstances, it sure can be fun.

July 15, 2009 Full Review Source: Dread Central

For others just looking for schlocky kicks, this might have a finger-clicking pace and high-gloss finish, but it's no more than a calling card from director Phil Claydon and the script, written by a pair of comedy-sketch writers, is surprisingly dull.

May 22, 2009 Full Review Source: MovieTime, ABC Radio National
MovieTime, ABC Radio National

It's a 15-year-old boy's idea of a great night at the movies -- sexy ladies in lingerie who get their heads lopped off.

May 21, 2009 Full Review Source: Sydney Morning Herald
Sydney Morning Herald

The misogyny is too insistent to be ironic, despite the relatively small use of nudity and gore. The vampires, when slain, spurt milky white fluid rather than blood, a peculiarly unpleasant, and telling, detail.

May 21, 2009 Full Review Source: The Age (Australia)
The Age (Australia)

The relentlessly puerile, juvenile humour of Lesbian Vampire Killers makes it something of a guilty pleasure, but a pleasure none the less.

May 20, 2009 Full Review Source: FILMINK (Australia)
FILMINK (Australia)

The humour is deadbeat British, which jangles fearsomely with the vampire theme. The tone is brashly entertaining, as the filmmakers borrow shamelessly from 50s horror conventions

May 16, 2009 Full Review Source: Urban Cinefile
Urban Cinefile

Let's get one thing straight. It's not drivel because of its lesbian titillation. It's just drivel. The Beavis and Butthead mentality is just another reason to loathe it, like Page Three of The Sun.

March 27, 2009 Full Review Source: SFX Magazine
SFX Magazine

Grab your holy water and your wooden stakes, you'll have a good time.

March 19, 2009 Full Review Source: | Comments (2)

The entire project is a crushingly lazy attempt to create a piece of titillating, exploitative horror-comedy that manages to achieve none of its aims. A mirthless, joyless experience, this is a movie with absolutely nothing going for it.

March 19, 2009 Full Review Source: IGN Movies UK
IGN Movies UK

This British comedy is all Norman and no Wisdom or all Wise and no Morecamble. I have seen Venetian blinds that are funnier.

March 19, 2009 Full Review Source: Teletext | Comments (2)

Badly written, poorly conceived and utterly laugh-free comedy-horror whose idea of wit and invention doesn't extend beyond the nudge nudge, wink wink nature of the title.

March 19, 2009 Full Review Source: ViewLondon

Simply isn't smart or funny enough be a cult classic.

March 19, 2009 Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall
Shadows on the Wall

An uninspired concoction of overly familiar ingredients, this crude comedy seems aimed at booze-filled lads looking for an undemanding Friday night diversion.

March 16, 2009 Full Review Source: Screen International
Screen International

Films rarely come as lowest common denominator as this reductive Hammer parody, where wit is replaced with endless knob jokes, and where there are far more mammaries than memories on offer.

March 9, 2009 Full Review Source: Eye for Film | Comments (2)
Eye for Film

Audience Reviews for Lesbian Vampire Killers


It's not as gleefully cheesy as i'd hoped but neither is it as bad as it could have been. I laughed more than I thought I would. But it's extremely daring title is basically the whole tone of the film because it unfolds as something offensive as opposed to a horror comedy with some raunchy humour thrown in for good measure. Shaun Of The Dead it is not. It has weaker jokes and less wit, offered with a dull and sometimes gut crushingly badly written script. I'll probably get plenty of thumbs down for this however I do believe James Corden has some genuine comedic talent. Him doing the fat guy comedy shtick was the best thing about this film, but it was completely unoriginal and done better in Shaun Of The Dead. I liked it to the extent of a few good jokes and visually breathtaking set pieces, otherwhise in fairness it's not that much good at all. But I did laugh at the gay werewolf gag which was unnecessarily stretched, but honestly quite hilarious. Although it's not saying much, I probably liked it a lot more than most people who saw it. But narratively, it's a failure, and when it comes to the lesbians, even if your okay with the offensiveness that comes with it, you dont get much action.
July 5, 2012
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An occasionally funny horror comedy from the guys in Gavin & Stacey. Not that gory, sexy and most of the time that funny. Has a few good moments but had potential to be a lot better. A disappointment.
January 7, 2012

Super Reviewer

This is one spectacularly hilarious comedy that will have you fall out of your seat laughing. A fantastic crowd-pleaser that is just as fun and as satisfying as Shaun Of The Dead. A smart, fast-paced and wickedly entertaining adventure. A blisteringly enjoyable buddy movie and outrageous horror-comedy. One of the the most original, goofy and hysterical hybrid comedies in years. There is no possible way you cant enjoy this movie, it's just that much fun.
November 22, 2010

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