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Loosies (2012)

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13

Average Rating: 3.9/10
Critic Reviews: 8
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 7

No consensus yet.

audience

33

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Average Rating: 3/5
User Ratings: 640

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Movie Info

A young New York pickpocket Bobby (Peter Facinelli) is confronted by a woman (Jamie Alexander) with whom he has a passionate one-night affair. She tells him she's pregnant, and Bobby is forced to reevaluate a lifetime of missteps, take responsibility for his new child and win over the girl who might just be perfect for him. -- (C) IFC

PG-13,

Drama, Romance, Comedy

Peter Facinelli

Mar 13, 2012

$3.3k

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All Critics (17) | Top Critics (9) | Fresh (3) | Rotten (12) | DVD (1)

Making romance a big part of the mix dooms a movie already saddled with one of the worst titles in recent memory.

January 13, 2012 Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter
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Romantic comedies are often as contrived and irritating as "Loosies," but few feature a lead character so lacking in appeal.

January 13, 2012 Full Review Source: New York Post
New York Post
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Facinelli's transformation from feckless charmer to committed caretaker seems contrived, leaving the film feeling like a series of stitched-together scenes with little internal drive.

January 12, 2012 Full Review Source: Variety
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Not a great movie, but satisfying enough to hold attention and win your affection -- a rare blue-plate combo on today's overcrowded menu of movie chaos that sticks to your ribs and stays there.

January 10, 2012 Full Review Source: New York Observer
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Loosies has a bevy of colorful character actors -- from Michael Madsen and William Forsythe to Vincent Gallo and Joe Pantoliano -- but little character.

January 10, 2012 Full Review Source: Village Voice
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An amorphous, laugh-flecked drama about a New York City pickpocket that mostly comes across as a feature-length advertisement for its likable star and writer, Peter Facinelli.

January 10, 2012 Full Review Source: New York Times
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a very transparent vehicle for Facinelli

August 30, 2012 Full Review Source: The National
The National

Facinelli brings charisma to his lead role, but the script is an unconvincing series of contrivances.

January 20, 2012 Full Review Source: Cinemalogue.com
Cinemalogue.com

Far from perfect, but just smart enough to keep you plugged in and not make you regret investing time.

January 13, 2012 Full Review Source: Hollywood & Fine
Hollywood & Fine

So ham-fisted...it's hard to take seriously.

January 11, 2012 Full Review Source: Television Without Pity
Television Without Pity

The film's aggressively low-budget aesthetic is meant to be lively and rife with integrity.

January 10, 2012 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine
Slant Magazine

"Loosies" are what you call single cigarettes you can buy in New York bodegas, and that is about all you'll really learn from this strenuously rambunctious effort.

January 6, 2012 Full Review Source: Film Journal International
Film Journal International

Facinelli, alias well behaved bloodsucker Dr. Carlisle Cullen, has moves on screen that display a notable talent for extending that previous narrow range. But the unremarkable romance in the story could have definitely benefited from a lot more bite.

January 1, 2012 Full Review Source: NewsBlaze
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Audience Reviews for Loosies

Considering that this movie had the two biggest B-movie kings (Michael Madsen, and William Forsythe), should have been my first clue that is was going to be just so-so. ...and it was.
February 4, 2013
itsjustme2004

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two stars
October 13, 2012
YodaMasterJedi
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It's not the worst romantic comedy out there, but it's too familiar, stupid, and cliched to really make it worth watching. We know where the film's going to go, the entire premise is distractedly silly, and it's just not that funny. The acting is all pretty serviceable, but the chemistry is lacking, and the material doesn't do them any favors. It doesn't go any place particularly unique, but instead follows a very predictable formula, and not in a particularly interesting way. The execution, like most of the film, is passable but not engaging. At the end you have a forgettable, and largely lackluster romcom.

2.5/5 Stars
June 14, 2012
Jeffrey Meyers

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    1. Bobby: I have a problem with commitment.
    2. Lucy: Yeah, you can't commit, not even to a cigarette.
    – Submitted by Frances H (21 months ago)
    1. Bobby: I have a problem with commitment.
    2. Lucy: Yeah, you can't commit.
    – Submitted by Frances H (21 months ago)
    1. Lucy: That's classic! A pickpocket who gets pick pocketed!
    – Submitted by Frances H (21 months ago)
    1. Bobby: Death would be a welcome relief compared to the world of shit I live in now.
    – Submitted by Frances H (21 months ago)
    1. Bobby: Hey, you got a loosie?
    2. Lucy: Yeah, Lucy. How'd you guess?
    3. Bobby: Just psychic.
    – Submitted by Frances H (21 months ago)
    1. Captain Tom Edwards: Restore some dignity to this department.
    – Submitted by Frances H (21 months ago)
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