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Love Ranch (2010)

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12

Average Rating: 3.7/10
Reviews Counted: 51
Fresh: 6 | Rotten: 45

Despite its saucy setup and the always marvelous Helen Mirren, Love Ranch is disappointingly flaccid.

14

Average Rating: 3.5/10
Critic Reviews: 22
Fresh: 3 | Rotten: 19

Despite its saucy setup and the always marvelous Helen Mirren, Love Ranch is disappointingly flaccid.

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Average Rating: 2.6/5
User Ratings: 1,152

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Movie Info

Director Taylor Hackford explores the rift that opens between Grace and Charlie Bontempo -- the husband-and-wife owners of Nevada's first legal brothel -- after ambitious entrepreneur Charlie attempts to expand his dominion by inviting South American heavyweight boxer Armando Bruza to train at the ranch. When passions ignite between Grace (Helen Mirren) and Armando (Sergio Peris-Mencheta), Charlie's jealousy threatens to be the wrecking ball that brings his entire empire crumbling to the ground.

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Nov 9, 2010

$0.1M

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All Critics (51) | Top Critics (22) | Fresh (6) | Rotten (45)

Once Hackford has committed to the characters and to their compelling (if dark) world, he has nowhere to go but to some predecided facts that might not be the most interesting end to the characters' journey.

July 29, 2010 Full Review Source: Arizona Republic
Arizona Republic
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The only vaguely interesting aspect to this film is the subplot involving a past-his-prime Argentinian heavyweight owned by Charlie.

July 9, 2010 Full Review Source: Christian Science Monitor
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Even Helen Mirren on a bad day is better than nine out of ten American film queens polluting movie screens on any given Sunday, but really, this is one time she should have stayed in bed.

July 7, 2010 Full Review Source: New York Observer
New York Observer
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Try though she might, Mirren can't save the hackneyed and singularly unerotic story...

July 6, 2010 Full Review Source: Washington Post
Washington Post
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It starts flat and gets so tired.

July 6, 2010 Full Review Source: At the Movies
At the Movies
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Gives you only a superficial, clichéd picture of brothel life.

July 2, 2010
New York Times
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Overall, a complete misfire given the talent involved.

August 30, 2012 Full Review Source: The National
The National

The picture feels edited with a chainsaw, reducing Hackford's story of desire to crummy Lifetime Movie theatrics, wasting the numerous gifts of Helen Mirren along the way.

November 3, 2010 Full Review Source: BrianOrndorf.com
BrianOrndorf.com

A misbegotten jumble that clumsily synthesizes various incongruous elements.

October 12, 2010 Full Review Source: Lessons of Darkness
Lessons of Darkness

Presumably the aim was to meld dark humor with passionate ardor and high drama, but the tone here is lumpy, crass and overheated.

August 17, 2010 Full Review Source: One Guy's Opinion
One Guy's Opinion

It's the story of a marriage but not the one on screen. Taylor Hackford tarnishes wife Helen Mirren's illustrious streak but gets a paycheck. Horrible TV script.

August 5, 2010 Full Review Source: FilmsInReview.com
FilmsInReview.com

If Hackford & Co. really and truly wanted to evoke the Sleazy Seventies, they should have studied Pam Grier's filmography like a religious text.

July 15, 2010 Full Review Source: East Bay Express
East Bay Express

Hackford's films have been uneven, but he's generally an intelligent and tasteful director. His last film, Ray, may have been his best. Unfortunately, Love Ranch is almost certainly his worst.

July 14, 2010 Full Review Source: Brand X
Brand X

A worthwhile tale might lurk somewhere in Taylor Hackford's latest, but this flaccid look at the early days of Reno's legalized bordello business takes a fictionalized approach to history...

July 6, 2010 Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix
Boston Phoenix

Familiar to the point of blandness. But then again, every time The Mirren walks into view ...

July 6, 2010 Full Review Source: Windy City Times
Windy City Times

It's all melodrama and yelling. The material is way beneath the actors... at least you get to see Pesci do "angry Joe" again.

July 6, 2010 Full Review Source: Can Magazine
Can Magazine

Love Ranch proves to be a provocative, highly entertaining and surprisingly touching peek into a unique world movies don't often explore.

July 2, 2010 Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | Comments (3)
Boxoffice Magazine

A hackneyed drama in which even Helen Mirren can't make much out of her bewildered character.

July 1, 2010 Full Review
Spirituality and Practice

Screenwriter Mark Jacobson has done little to make this love triangle clearer than mud. The script is one trite cliche after another, and Pesci is little more than a caricature of himself in past roles.

July 1, 2010 Full Review
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Audience Reviews for Love Ranch

Fair movie. Joe Pesci brings nothing new to his character. It's as if I were watching another actor imitating Joe Pesci in a thug role. The only reason to watch this is for Helen Mirren. Why she took this part is anyone's guess, but even she didn't make this movie interesting...even though she tried.
October 11, 2011
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This film is a fictionalized account of the story of the first legal brothel in Nevada. It had the potential to be an excellent and insightful film. What it turns out to be though, is a half-assed, tired, and bland film that, even though it does have some good scenes and moments, is a really big disappointment and doesn't do justice to a story that deserves it.

I mostly place blame on the script. The story is fine, but the film is in dire need of a rewrite. The film decides to not really give a narrative that tells the history of the place, and instead focuses on a few of the characters (in depth) in the context of the ranch. It would be a better film had it been a more balanced account that provides a history of the ranch, as well as great insights into the people who worked there- kinda like Casino or Boogie Nights. In fact, for many reasons I don't even need to explain, this made me think about Casino a lot, and I kinda wished I was watching that instead.

Even with the characters who get focused on a lot, they still seems a little thin, and could have been developed a lot mroe and better. There's almost an hour of deleted scenes on the DVD, and while watchjing those, I saw plenty of stuff that could have been kept in the film (with some other stuff taken out). It made me realize that they didn't really have the film planned out fully. EIther that, or they should have just lobbied to go all and make an epic instead of having to pick and choose (and do so sloppily).

This film isn't terrible though, even if I am ripping into it. The cast is good, and it is nice to see Joe Pesci come out of retirement. Too bad he, Mirren, Sergio Peris-Mencheta (a guy who does a really great job) and all the others couldn't save it. I'm just disappointed that the film is just all over the place and doesn't do what it could have given the subject matter and particular story. Hackford an okay director, but I don't know what the hell went wrong here, or what he and the rest were thinking. I wasn't bored by this film, but all the crap that's wrong with it makes me feel like I should just split it down the middle and give it an even "Gentleman's C".
June 14, 2010
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Chris Weber

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    1. Grace: Amid all the lies, I knew the truth. That we had it, for a moment, love and truth together. How many people can say that?
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