Mean Machine

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Mean Machine

R

2002

1h 38m

Comedy

Drama

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In a rough-and-tumble British prison, where murderers, thieves and assorted madmen are locked away, inmate Danny Meehan (Vinnie Jones) is about to lead them all in the ultimate battle of their degenerate lives -- but no one could have guessed it would be a soccer match! Now, in an all-out playoff against the despised guards, the prisoners' goal isn't just to make goals; it's to prove the indomitable nature of the spirit, no matter how much it gets kicked, bloodied or knocked around.

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Critics Consensus

Despite some genuine wit, this crowd pleaser is filled with too many cliches.

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Robert K. Elder

Chicago Tribune

07/20/2002

2.5/4

Holds its ground as a mid-budget Hollywood knockoff.

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Steven Rea

Philadelphia Inquirer

03/14/2002

3.5/4

A likably energetic star vehicle for English sports god Vinnie Jones.

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Rex Reed

Observer

03/13/2002

Another incomprehensible trash explosion from the Guy Ritchie school of cinematic slugfests.

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Apollo Guide

05/13/2005

65/100

Brian Walker

ViewLondon

05/10/2005

1/5

Harry Guerin

RTÉ (Ireland)

03/26/2003

2/5

By the final whistle you're convinced that this Mean Machine was a decent TV outing that just doesn't have big screen magic.

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Jim P

Feb 13

Yes it's full of prison cliches but it's still great fun! And I've seen it many times. Also has great use of music.

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Stephen C

@bob25009 Feb 6

Rated R for Some Violence and Language.

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thiago s

@Thiagostone Sep 25

Filme mais ou menos, o roteiro é fraco, as cenas são mais ou menos, a história é bacaninha, o elenco é fraco, e ninguém ajuda a melhorar o filme, os personagens são fracos, e o filme deveria ter cenas bem melhores e relevantes, para fazer o filme ser bom, e eu gostei da história sobre futebol na prisão.

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Bahad j

08/06/2024

The costumes of the actors seemed to be very real, as if they were in their roles. The dress is really beautiful.

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Geke g

08/05/2024

Fantastic and astonishing

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jordan m

03/27/2022

The comedy was better here than it had been in the '74 original, but I can't honestly say I enjoyed it more as soccer is just not a particularly interesting sport. They did a good job of showing that it can be more violent than it generally is but the entire notion of not using one's hands puts the sport in the same boat as boxing for me, where the severe limitations reduce its strength as a metaphor for war, which is the goal of all sports. Statham's character was more interesting than Vinnie's and they added a gambling aspect that improved the plot quite a bit for me as it gave the warden a reason to try and ruin a man's life over a game.

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Synopsis

In a rough-and-tumble British prison, where murderers, thieves and assorted madmen are locked away, inmate Danny Meehan (Vinnie Jones) is about to lead them all in the ultimate battle of their degenerate lives -- but no one could have guessed it would be a soccer match! Now, in an all-out playoff against the despised guards, the prisoners' goal isn't just to make goals; it's to prove the indomitable nature of the spirit, no matter how much it gets kicked, bloodied or knocked around.

Director: Barry Skolnick
Producer: Matthew Vaughn
Screenwriter: Andy Day, Chris Baker
Distributor: Paramount Pictures
Production Co: Paramount Pictures
Rating: R (Some Violence|Language)
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Feb 22, 2002, Wide
Release Date (Streaming): Mar 13, 2017
Box Office (Gross USA): $92.7K
Runtime: 1h 38m
Sound Mix: Dolby Stereo, Dolby Digital, Dolby A, Surround, Dolby SR
Aspect Ratio: Scope (2.35:1)

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