Modern Vampires (1998)
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Critic Reviews for Modern Vampires
I guess the movie is content to be cheerfully cheesy junk, so don't expect it to be otherwise.
With so much cheese--not to mention blood and boobs--the film could have at least been a camp hoot.
Wagner brings a welcome sense of tongue-in-cheek abandon to her role in a film that otherwise plays it pretty close to run-of-the-mill blood-and-slaughter-for-fun flicks.
Audience Reviews for Modern Vampires
You've got to see this one! "Modern Vampires" is a delightful horror-comedy. TV's Craig Ferguson is one of the vamps - priceless! I thoroughly enjoyed Casper Van Dien's performance as Dallas; he fit the film well. Like any quality vampire movie, this one offers a respectable amount of blood and nudity. Yeah! Overall, a laid-back, fun movie chock full of laughs!
Wow! I had way more fun watching this movie than I expected to. It was everything you could hope for in a cheesy vampire movie. Hilarious!
It's alright, kind of boring characters. Dumb teen vampire girl who is annoying in the flick. It's just ok. Very weak and lacking.
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