Modern Vampires (1998) - Rotten Tomatoes

Modern Vampires (1998)




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A vampire hunter in southern California discovers that his son has been murdered by a gang of the undead and thus goes on a quest for revenge.more
Rating: R (adult situations/language, sex, violence)
Genre: Television, Horror, Romance, Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Matthew Bright
In Theaters:
On DVD: Oct 19, 1999
Sterling Entertainment


Rod Steiger
as Dr. Van Helsing
Udo Kier
as Vincent
Gabriel Casseus
as Time Bomb
Cedric Ferrell
as Li'l Monster
Brent Briscoe
as George, Nico's Step...
Conchata Ferrell
as Wanda, Nico's Mothe...
Boris Krutonog
as Concierge
Peter Lucas
as Count Dracula's Henc...
Ellia Thompson
as Count Dracula's Girl...
Roberta Hanley
as Saleswoman
Robert Peters
as Cop No.1
Rick Cramer
as Cop No.2
Richard Elfman
as Cop With Doughnut
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Critic Reviews for Modern Vampires

All Critics (11) | Top Critics (1)

Full Review… | January 1, 2000
San Francisco Chronicle
Top Critic

I guess the movie is content to be cheerfully cheesy junk, so don't expect it to be otherwise.

Full Review… | April 9, 2007

With so much cheese--not to mention blood and boobs--the film could have at least been a camp hoot.

Full Review… | January 2, 2004

Wagner brings a welcome sense of tongue-in-cheek abandon to her role in a film that otherwise plays it pretty close to run-of-the-mill blood-and-slaughter-for-fun flicks.

May 28, 2001
Movie Metropolis

August 12, 2005

January 30, 2005
Star-Democrat (Easton, MD)

Audience Reviews for Modern Vampires


You've got to see this one! "Modern Vampires" is a delightful horror-comedy. TV's Craig Ferguson is one of the vamps - priceless! I thoroughly enjoyed Casper Van Dien's performance as Dallas; he fit the film well. Like any quality vampire movie, this one offers a respectable amount of blood and nudity. Yeah! Overall, a laid-back, fun movie chock full of laughs!

Rachel Thomas

Super Reviewer

Wow! I had way more fun watching this movie than I expected to. It was everything you could hope for in a cheesy vampire movie. Hilarious!

Daniel Grant

It's alright, kind of boring characters. Dumb teen vampire girl who is annoying in the flick. It's just ok. Very weak and lacking.

Holly F.

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