Average Rating: 3.5/10
Reviews Counted: 116
Fresh: 13 | Rotten: 103
Feels more like a calculated product designed to expand the Olsens' brand than an actual movie. Also, it contains ethnic stereotyping and sexual innuendo.
Average Rating: 3.7/10
Critic Reviews: 31
Fresh: 4 | Rotten: 27
Feels more like a calculated product designed to expand the Olsens' brand than an actual movie. Also, it contains ethnic stereotyping and sexual innuendo.
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Average Rating: 3/5
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Marking their first theatrical-release feature since 1995's It Takes Two, the Olsen twins bring their adventures back to the big screen with New York Minute. Billed as a sort of Ferris Bueller's Day Off for tweens, the plot involves the escapades of two enterprising Long Island girls, Roxy (Mary-Kate Olsen) and Jane (Ashley Olsen), as they decide to dupe their parents and spend a day on the island of Manhattan. It seems the high-minded Jane has a speech to give to a scholarship committee, while
PG, 1 hr. 31 min.
May 7, 2004 Wide
Aug 17, 2004
$14.0M
Warner Bros.
All Critics (124) | Top Critics (31) | Fresh (14) | Rotten (107) | DVD (20)
... an awful film.
To say that New York Minute is a vehicle for the Olsen sisters is perhaps a slight to four-wheeled conveyances of all kinds.
Falls somewhere between a home video and a full-blown movie.
The surprise is that it's the kind of larky entertainment that can make adults feel younger, rather than older, which is the effect that most films for teens have on their elders.
Pure pablum and tiresome in the bargain.
The story is supposed to be about the twins' adventures in Manhattan. Mostly it's an excuse for the two to visit different neighborhoods and the script to drag in every stereotype the writers can think of.
Not great, but Olsen twin fans won't care.
Most viewers will likely be checking their watches, probably wishing this Minute were gone in 60 seconds.
[The stars] never attempt to do anything outside their limited range; like, for example, act.
The twins eventually wind up in a sewer, possibly the best place for the movie. New York Minute is a genuine, certified, verifiable shambles.
Stanley Kubrick once said, 'If it can be written, or thought, it can be filmed.' Obviously, he had never seen the script for New York Minute.
New York Minute is silly; it's slapstick; it's cheesier than fondue; it's cartoonish and probably too juvenile even for 'tweens.
For foot fetishists, the highlight of this New York Minute DVD is the bloopers section that shows Ashley going for Marky-Kate's foot with her mouth.
Histrionically speaking, the Olsens couldn't be called twin peaks, but they're getting there.
Inoffensive piece of tween fluff. I watched this while suffering from a bad back, and headache, and I always seem to rate this type of stuff better when I am not well . Possibly if i watched it next week, would say it is only a two star rating. For some reason I seek out the fluff as it is not demanding and can't
January 25, 2008Super Reviewer
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