Night Train to Terror (1985)
God and Satan are on a train discussing the fate of three individuals. The stories of the people in question are told in a trio of very strange vignettes. One involves an insane anylum with some very interesting treatment plans. Another involves a 'death club'. The final story shows us the adventures of a server of Satan. This is a strange movie
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Awful anthology of stories, Night Train To Terror is a train wreck of a movie, one that is highly forgettable, and really not worth your time watching. The cast is bad, the stories are poorly thought out, and this simply put, a waste of film. I really didn't enjoy this film, and if you're looking for a well made anthology, you're not going to find it here. This fails in terms of horror and storytelling, and it leaves a lot to be desired from such a sloppily written and thought out film. It's no surprise to me that this is an obscured film, as this is one that should be forgotten. Stick with Twilight Zone: The Movie and Creepshow if you're looking for well thought out and entertaining anthology films. This film just doesn't deliver anything worth mentioning. Except that it's garbage, and it should be avoided by any horror fan that want a film with substance. This is a laughable affair that doesn't have what it takes to make for a truly memorable and entertaining movie. Skip this one; you'll be glad you did. There are no effective chills to be had here, and overall as a horror film it fails. Watch something else; you'll be glad you did. Night Train To Terror is a horrible mess, one that has no redeeming aspects whatsoever. Watch a different anthology, as this one just doesn't cut it. Watching this, you realize why the film has gotten the flack it has received, and rightfully so. This is a poor excuse for a horror film, and there should have been more effort into making this watchable.More
While riding a doomed train carrying a teenage band shooting a music video (!), God and Satan debate the eternal fate of three individuals, whose stories we then watch. Rather than anthology shorts shot specifically for this movie, however, these are full-length horror features that have been edited with a hacksaw to fit into twenty-five minute segments; needless to say, the results are incoherent. Jaw-dropping in its badness; a must-see for fans of crap cinema, and an "I dare you to watch this" movie for others.More
From the beginning of this movie, I expected a bad movie about some horribly cheesy musicians and their dancers getting killed on a train, but keep watching, it gets a lot better. This is actually an anthology horror movie with three different stories. These stories are bloody, gory, and just really cool. I really enjoyed them. Sure there's a bit of cheese thrown in, but overall, I would highly recommend watching this movie if you're an 80s fan.More
A bizarre mishmash of three previously (and understandably) unreleased films cut down to an hour and a half with a wrap around story of God and Satan watching these tales unfold while on a doomed train ride. It's so freaking bad yet so impossible to hate and must be seen to be believed. Highlights include: tied up naked women, gore, hilarious stop motion creatures and some of the worst dialogue ever.
If it weren't for that damn terribly annoyingly HORRIBLE 80's rock song that is played incessantly throughout the entire frigging film (and twice in the end credits for good measure) I'd have given it a higher rating.
"Everybody's got somethin' to do/Everybody but you/Dance with me, dance with me/Come on and dance with me, dance with me."
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