Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
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Alien invaders kidnap everyone's favorite right jolly old elf in this low-budget mixture of children's comedy and sci-fi adventure. Christmas is not far away, and countless children are glued to their family's TV sets, watching reports about Santa Claus (John Call). However, this is happening on Mars, and leaders of the Red Planet aren't sure what to do for their kids who are pining away for a visit from the gift-bearing earthling. Martian leader Kimar (Leonard Hicks) dispatches two of his
Jan 1, 1964 Limited
Nov 23, 2004
Independent Pictures - Official Site
Charles G. Renn
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Adults may find it obvious and as square-cut as cheese. But let's face it. From now till you-know-when, the youngsters are all that matter.
This is, without exaggeration, one of the single worst films ever made, which hasn't prevented it from becoming a cult classic.
A terrible product of people who wanted to appeal to kids but likely never met one in their lives...
Who knew this would be the pinnacle of Pia Zadora's career?
Better than 'Mars Needs Women', but worse than 'Teenagers from Outer Space' . . .
shot in that hopeless, bad filmmaking style ... with the delayed, artificial rhythm of a trans-Atlantic phone call
Low expectations met.
Like a car accident unfolding before your eyes, it's impossible to look away even if only to see how just bad it can get.
This tacky attempt to make a kidpic about the Christmas spirit seems too retarded for even kids who will watch anything silly.
The plot, such as it is, proves it is possible to insult the intelligence of a three-year-old.
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