Opening

97% Ghostbusters Aug 29
30% As Above/So Below Aug 29
36% The November Man Aug 27
98% Starred Up Aug 27
76% The Congress Aug 29

Top Box Office

92% Guardians of the Galaxy $17.2M
20% Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles $16.7M
37% If I Stay $15.7M
21% Let's Be Cops $10.8M
18% When The Game Stands Tall $8.4M
34% The Expendables 3 $6.5M
32% The Giver $6.4M
45% Sin City: A Dame to Kill For $6.3M
66% The Hundred-Foot Journey $5.3M
19% Into The Storm $3.8M

Coming Soon

—— Innocence Sep 05
—— The Longest Week Sep 05
—— The Identical Sep 05
67% Thunder and the House of Magic Sep 05
74% God Help the Girl Sep 05

New Episodes Tonight

91% Doctor Who: Season 8
—— Hell on Wheels: Season 4
39% Intruders: Season 1
89% Outlander: Season 1
46% Reckless: Season 1
—— Unforgettable: Season 3

Discuss Last Night's Shows

—— Jonah From Tonga: Season 1

Certified Fresh TV

86% The Bridge (FX): Season 2
91% Doctor Who: Season 8
83% Extant: Season 1
89% The Honorable Woman: Season 1
87% The Knick: Season 1
89% Manhattan: Season 1
97% Masters of Sex: Season 2
73% Murder in the First: Season 1
89% Outlander: Season 1
82% Satisfaction: Season 1
87% The Strain: Season 1
82% Welcome to Sweden: Season 1
77% You're the Worst: Season 1

Scary Movie 5 Reviews

Andy Webster
New York Times
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The latest installment of the slick, highly profitable parody franchise.

Full Review Source: New York Times | Original Score: 2/5

April 14, 2013
Peter Howell
Toronto Star
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It's supposed to be funny, but you'd have an easier time reading a zombie's pulse than you would finding a single good laugh ...

Full Review Source: Toronto Star | Original Score: 1/4

April 14, 2013
Amy Nicholson
Los Angeles Times
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For the art-house crowd, who may, I suppose, stumble drunk into the wrong theater after too much Chardonnay, there are nods to Black Swan and 127 Hours.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 2.5/5

April 13, 2013
Darren Franich
Entertainment Weekly
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A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | Original Score: D

April 12, 2013
Joe Neumaier
New York Daily News
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Like so much of this whole series, the mere mention of a familiar pop culture figure or title is supposed to be hilarious.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Original Score: 1/5

April 12, 2013
Stephanie Merry
Washington Post
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Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.

Full Review Source: Washington Post | Original Score: 0/4

April 12, 2013
Laremy Legel
Film.com
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A hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search of the lowest common denominator.

Full Review Source: Film.com | Original Score: .5/10

April 12, 2013
Alonso Duralde
TheWrap
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This is the sort of movie where you feel bad for Sheen and Lohan, because they hadn't actually hit rock bottom until they agreed to appear in it.

Full Review Source: TheWrap

April 12, 2013
Rafer Guzman
Newsday
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You know that friend of yours, the one who can't tell even the simplest joke? Watching him struggle for 85 minutes would still be funnier than this movie.

Full Review Source: Newsday

April 12, 2013
Nathan Rabin
AV Club
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85 or so minutes of random nonsense from filmmakers so clearly dispirited by their mercenary assignment that they seem to be running out the clock from the very first frame.

Full Review Source: AV Club | Original Score: D

April 12, 2013
Justin Chang
Variety
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[A] numbingly inane if cheerfully up-to-the-minute new entry in a franchise presumed to have breathed its last seven years ago.

Full Review Source: Variety

April 12, 2013
Kyle Smith
New York Post
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Put it this way, there's a spoof of "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" in which gorillas throw their feces at the wall to see if it sticks, and you can't help wondering if this is actual documentary footage of the script meetings.

Full Review Source: New York Post | Original Score: 1/4

April 12, 2013
Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter
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Spoofing movies ranging from Black Swan to Mama to Paranormal Activity, this installment of the profitable series is woefully, painfully unfunny.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter

April 12, 2013
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