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Snowman's Land

Snowman's Land (2012)

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Average Rating: 5.4/10
Critic Reviews: 8
Fresh: 2 | Rotten: 6

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In this wry German dark comedy, Walter (Jürgen Rißmann) is a professional hitman who has just botched a job. Forced to leave the city, he reluctantly takes up an offer from eccentric crime boss Berger (Reiner Schöne) to protect his house (and young, pretty, free-spirited wife Sybille) in a remote region of the Carpathian Mountains. At Walter's side is Mickey (Thomas Wodianka), his chatty, thrill-seeking old friend. After a freak accident, what seemed to be a nice, easy holiday job for the

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Any charm evaporates amid the rampant amorality.

September 27, 2012 Full Review Source: Chicago Reader
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Thomson is more successful at visual composition than narrative momentum; would-be sequences of black comedy are too stretched out to benefit from timing.

September 27, 2012 Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times
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Just when it's lulled you into complacency, it springs back to life - and death.

September 14, 2012 Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger
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Despite on-point performances, the story is too pitted with holes and loose ends to permit the film a bump from meh to marvelous.

September 14, 2012 Full Review Source: New York Times
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Unfortunately, the images are more inviting than the narrative.

September 13, 2012 Full Review Source: Village Voice
Village Voice
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Tonally, Snowman's Land feels like a German throwback to a '90s indie, but without the energy-the pacing is languid to the point of aimlessness ...

September 13, 2012 Full Review Source: AV Club
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A tonal hodgepodge ever at odds with itself, Tomasz Thomson's unctuous, tongue-in-cheek debut is far too self-satisfied with its jokes for any to really be funny.

September 16, 2012 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine
Slant Magazine

Fun, often droll crime thriller about a grungy slob of a hit man given an assignment in the remote, snowy Carpathian Mountains provides a nifty ride for both more demanding audiences and the usual suspects looking for raunchiness.

September 14, 2012 Full Review Source: Film Journal International
Film Journal International

A gloomy comedy that's funnier in theory than in practice.

September 13, 2012 Full Review Source: Hollywood & Fine
Hollywood & Fine

A zany Teutonic character-driven film noir that's filled with deadpan comedy.

August 18, 2012 Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews
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