Stuck on You (2003)



Critic Consensus: An unusually sweet and charming comedy by the Farrelly brothers. Fans may miss the distinct lack of bodily fluids though.

Movie Info

Bob and Walt Tenor are small-town legends who excel at sports, and who are the proud owners of a fast-food restaurant where their four hands work the grill at lightning speed. When the acting bug bites Walt, he convinces Bob to honor their childhood pact to never hold back the other, and the brothers head west for the bright lights of Hollywood. Bob and Walt make fast friends with their sexy neighbor, who helps Walt land a grizzled agent whose idea of a prime gig for Walt is a porn film. Things … More

Rating: PG-13 (for crude and sexual humor, and some language)
Genre: Comedy
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Written By: Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, Charles B. Wessler, Bennett Yellin
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On DVD: Apr 27, 2004
Box Office: $33.6M
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Critic Reviews for Stuck on You

All Critics (167) | Top Critics (44)

A one-joke affair about conjoined twins that feels like it bypassed the scripting stage and was filmed directly from the pitch, the comedy remains resoundingly unfunny despite the strained efforts of stars Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear.

Full Review… | December 23, 2003
Top Critic

Sweet, slapstick and crude humor.

Full Review… | December 28, 2010
Common Sense Media

In spite of a convincing make-up job and the best efforts of its cast, "Stuck On You" falls as far short of the mark as the Farrelly Brothers' "Shallow Hal" (2001).

Full Review… | May 9, 2009

When not overindulging in birth defect humor, this shock comedy divides its attention between two equally-annoying sub-themes: degrading females and prominent product placements.

Full Review… | April 22, 2007
Princeton Town Topics

An inoffensive one-joke valentine to freaks and geeks.

Full Review… | May 4, 2005
Lessons of Darkness

Os Farrelly alcançaram um estranho resultado: apesar de não ter rido uma vez sequer durante o filme, confesso que passei a me importar com o destino de seus protagonistas.

August 21, 2004
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Audience Reviews for Stuck on You

Doesn't get the laughs of some other Farrelly Brothers movies, (Dumb and Dumber, There's Something About Mary and Kingpin still being their best), but Stuck on You displays a humanity and sensitivity that's absent from a lot of their films as they go somewhere where I've never seen another movie go: a story about conjoined twins. It's a decent skewering of skin-deep Hollywood, but ironically, it's one that never quite gets beneath the surface. The Cher bits were good, though - why did she take this role? - and this is one of my favourite Greg Kinnear performances... and if you know my reviews, you know the guy annoys the heck out of me, so that's saying a lot. A few great jokes and some funny cameos, but overall there's nothing too special here.

Daniel Perry

Super Reviewer

Hilarious! A must see!

Bethany Murphy

Super Reviewer

a massively funny, smart, and underrated comedy. in the vein of the comedies on the 90's, damon and kinnear played off of each other perfectly and the humor worked for me from start to finish.

danny d

Super Reviewer

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