Ted

Ted

68%
  • R, 1 hr. 55 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Seth MacFarlane
    In Theaters:
    Jun 29, 2012 Wide
    On DVD:
    Dec 11, 2012
  • Universal Pictures

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Ted Reviews

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John Hanlon
Big Hollywood

A surprisingly funny and crude comedy about a man's relationship with a talking teddy bear.

Full Review Source: Big Hollywood | Original Score: 4.0/5

June 30, 2013
Violet Lucca
Film Comment Magazine

It is a film that seems to have an endless middle.

Full Review Source: Film Comment Magazine

June 28, 2013
Will Leitch
Deadspin

Soulless, angry-white-guy comedy at its worst. This is a smug, nasty little number.

Full Review Source: Deadspin | Original Score: D+

June 23, 2013
Al Alexander
The Patriot Ledger

I was expecting something more than repetitive jokes, incessant pop culture references and rampant misogyny.

Full Review Source: The Patriot Ledger | Original Score: C

June 2, 2013

Hit and miss humour with problematic undertones buoyed by an intriguing premise and appealing performances from the film's human cast.

Full Review Source: Film4

March 4, 2013
Tom Glasson
Concrete Playground

A refreshingly original idea backed by excellent performances and terrifically funny writing.

Full Review Source: Concrete Playground | Original Score: 3.5/5

March 4, 2013
Michael Sauter
Film Journal International

The creator of TV's "Family Guy" directs his first live-action movie-in which he gets to say and do all the profane, politically incorrect and just plain gross things he can't say or do on television. And a lot of it is pretty funny.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International

November 16, 2012
Andy Lea
Daily Star

MacFarlane is reduced to making increasingly laboured references to the 1980s.

Full Review Source: Daily Star | Original Score: 2/5

October 30, 2012
Laurence Boyce
The Sabotage Times

Those who detest Family Guy will not be converted but fans will surely lap up a film that - whilst sometimes flawed - is rude, crude and often very funny.

Full Review Source: The Sabotage Times

October 24, 2012
Ben Kendrick
ScreenRant

Ted presents plenty of fresh laughs and, from time to time, heart/stuffing-warming character moments.

Full Review Source: ScreenRant | Original Score: 3.5/5

September 27, 2012
Adam Ross
The Aristocrat

A film with Ted's ingredients should have you stone-drunk on laughter but this film is the comedic equivalent of pissed-in light beer: its 2.5% funny.

Full Review Source: The Aristocrat | Original Score: 2/5

September 27, 2012
Jonathan Lack
We Got This Covered

I enjoyed and laughed at Ted, but I can't say I liked it; MacFarlane lacks focus, the jokes are occasionally offensive, and though the movie has heart, it bungles whatever message it's trying to get across.

Full Review Source: We Got This Covered | Original Score: 6.5/10

September 14, 2012
Charlie Lyne
Ultra Culture

Feel free to tell me to lighten up and get a sense of humour, but it's also worth asking whether it's humour that really drives Ted's nasty streak.

Full Review Source: Ultra Culture

September 7, 2012
Justin Craig
FoxNews.com

"Ted" is what happens when you give the creator of "Family Guy" the freedom of an R-rating and a big budget - and the final product is nothing short of raunchy, comedy gold.

Full Review Source: FoxNews.com | Original Score: 8/10

September 5, 2012

The laughs are mountainously massive.

Full Review Source: NECN | Original Score: B+

August 24, 2012
Matthew Sorrento
Film International

A lot of comic effort is smothered in conventional wrapping.

Full Review Source: Film International | Original Score: 5/10

August 23, 2012
Kevin A. Ranson
MovieCrypt.com

If you've ever put a Twisted Sister cassette into a Teddy Ruxpin or wished you could have, this movie is for you.

Full Review Source: MovieCrypt.com | Original Score: 3.0/4.0

August 18, 2012
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

Raunchy, intentionally offensive and full of warm fuzzies (including its title character), 'Ted' is one of the funniest movies for grownups that's come along in years.

Full Review Source: Quad City Times (Davenport, IA) | Original Score: 4/4

August 15, 2012
Adam Lowes
HeyUGuys

With Ted, MacFarlane has produced a genuinely laugh-a-minute yarn which warms the heart and tickles the funny bone into hysterical submission.

Full Review Source: HeyUGuys | Original Score: 4.5/5

August 13, 2012
Martin Roberts
Fan The Fire

If you're fundamentally put off by MacFarlane's brand of comedy, Ted's cruder elements may well prove too irksome, but this film does have a sweetness at its heart that is pleasantly unexpected, even if it does follow an extremely predictable plot.

Full Review Source: Fan The Fire | Original Score: 4/5

August 12, 2012
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