Ted

Ted

69%
  • R, 1 hr. 55 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Seth MacFarlane
    In Theaters:
    Jun 29, 2012 Wide
    On DVD:
    Dec 11, 2012
  • Universal Pictures

Opening

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100% A Hijacking Jun 21
66% Unfinished Song Jun 21
100% The Attack Jun 21
—— The Haunting of Helena Jun 21

Top Box Office

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62% Epic $6.3M
87% Star Trek Into Darkness $6.3M
11% After Earth $4.1M
78% Iron Man 3 $3.0M

Coming Soon

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56% I'm So Excited! Jun 28

Ted Reviews

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Al Alexander
The Patriot Ledger

I was expecting something more than repetitive jokes, incessant pop culture references and rampant misogyny.

Full Review Source: The Patriot Ledger | Original Score: C

June 2, 2013

Hit and miss humour with problematic undertones buoyed by an intriguing premise and appealing performances from the film's human cast.

Full Review Source: Film4

March 4, 2013
Tom Glasson
Concrete Playground

A refreshingly original idea backed by excellent performances and terrifically funny writing.

Full Review Source: Concrete Playground | Original Score: 3.5/5

March 4, 2013
Michael Sauter
Film Journal International

The creator of TV's "Family Guy" directs his first live-action movie-in which he gets to say and do all the profane, politically incorrect and just plain gross things he can't say or do on television. And a lot of it is pretty funny.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International

November 16, 2012
Andy Lea
Daily Star

MacFarlane is reduced to making increasingly laboured references to the 1980s.

Full Review Source: Daily Star | Original Score: 2/5

October 30, 2012
Laurence Boyce
The Sabotage Times

Those who detest Family Guy will not be converted but fans will surely lap up a film that - whilst sometimes flawed - is rude, crude and often very funny.

Full Review Source: The Sabotage Times

October 24, 2012
Ben Kendrick
ScreenRant

Ted presents plenty of fresh laughs and, from time to time, heart/stuffing-warming character moments.

Full Review Source: ScreenRant | Original Score: 3.5/5

September 27, 2012
Adam Ross
The Aristocrat

A film with Ted's ingredients should have you stone-drunk on laughter but this film is the comedic equivalent of pissed-in light beer: its 2.5% funny.

Full Review Source: The Aristocrat | Original Score: 2/5

September 27, 2012
Jonathan Lack
We Got This Covered

I enjoyed and laughed at Ted, but I can't say I liked it; MacFarlane lacks focus, the jokes are occasionally offensive, and though the movie has heart, it bungles whatever message it's trying to get across.

Full Review Source: We Got This Covered | Original Score: 6.5/10

September 14, 2012
Charlie Lyne
Ultra Culture

Feel free to tell me to lighten up and get a sense of humour, but it's also worth asking whether it's humour that really drives Ted's nasty streak.

Full Review Source: Ultra Culture

September 7, 2012
Justin Craig
FoxNews.com

"Ted" is what happens when you give the creator of "Family Guy" the freedom of an R-rating and a big budget - and the final product is nothing short of raunchy, comedy gold.

Full Review Source: FoxNews.com | Original Score: 8/10

September 5, 2012

The laughs are mountainously massive.

Full Review Source: NECN | Original Score: B+

August 24, 2012
Matthew Sorrento
Film International

A lot of comic effort is smothered in conventional wrapping.

Full Review Source: Film International | Original Score: 5/10

August 23, 2012
Kevin A. Ranson
MovieCrypt.com

If you've ever put a Twisted Sister cassette into a Teddy Ruxpin or wished you could have, this movie is for you.

Full Review Source: MovieCrypt.com | Original Score: 3.0/4.0

August 18, 2012
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

Raunchy, intentionally offensive and full of warm fuzzies (including its title character), 'Ted' is one of the funniest movies for grownups that's come along in years.

Full Review Source: Quad City Times (Davenport, IA) | Original Score: 4/4

August 15, 2012
Adam Lowes
HeyUGuys

With Ted, MacFarlane has produced a genuinely laugh-a-minute yarn which warms the heart and tickles the funny bone into hysterical submission.

Full Review Source: HeyUGuys | Original Score: 4.5/5

August 13, 2012
Martin Roberts
Fan The Fire

If you're fundamentally put off by MacFarlane's brand of comedy, Ted's cruder elements may well prove too irksome, but this film does have a sweetness at its heart that is pleasantly unexpected, even if it does follow an extremely predictable plot.

Full Review Source: Fan The Fire | Original Score: 4/5

August 12, 2012
Andrea Chase
Killer Movie Reviews

there is a sophisticated social satire at work that is so finely wrought that though it might appear as the very thing it is skewering, there is something much more subtle and much more potent going on.

Full Review Source: Killer Movie Reviews | Original Score: 4/5

August 9, 2012
Jason Best
Movie Talk

Ted gives a rude, irreverent and, in places, very funny new spin to the buddy comedy genre.

Full Review Source: Movie Talk

August 9, 2012
Grae Drake
Movies.com

At times I laughed so hard I thought I would bust a capillary somewhere.

Full Review Source: Movies.com | Original Score: 4/5

August 7, 2012
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