The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Average Rating: 4.8/10
Reviews Counted: 153
Fresh: 55 | Rotten: 98
An unnecessary remake that's more gory and less scary than the original.
Average Rating: 4.1/10
Critic Reviews: 36
Fresh: 6 | Rotten: 30
An unnecessary remake that's more gory and less scary than the original.
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One of the most infamous horror films of the 1970s is revisited in this remake produced by action-spectacle maven Michael Bay. In the summer of 1973, four teenagers -- Erin (Jessica Biel), Morgan (Jonathan Tucker), Kemper (Eric Balfour), and Andy (Mike Vogel) -- are driving through Texas on a road trip when they pick up a hitchhiker, Pepper (Erica Leerhsen), who is on her way to Mexico to score some dope. With Pepper adding to the party atmosphere, the other four decide to join her, but as
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Cast
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Jessica Biel
Erin Hardesty -
Jonathan Tucker
Morgan -
Erica Leerhsen
Pepper Harrington -
Mike Vogel
Andy -
Eric Balfour
Kemper Hardesty -
Andrew Bryniarski
Leatherface -
R. Lee Ermey
Sheriff Hoyt -
David Dorfman
Jedidiah Sawyer -
Lauren German
Teenage Girl -
Terrence Evans
Old Monty -
Marietta Marich
Luda May -
Heather Kafka
Henrietta Sawyer -
Kathy Lamkin
The Tea Lady -
Brad Leland
Big Rig Bob -
Mamie Meek
Clerk -
John Larroquette
Narrator -
Andrew Prine
The Old Man
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All Critics (159) | Top Critics (37) | Fresh (62) | Rotten (100) | DVD (41)
An initially promising, but quickly disappointing retread of Tobe Hooper and Kim Henkel's hugely influential horror classic.
'Inspired by a true story' presumably adds to the sordid thrills; maybe we should look forward to entertainments about Nazis torturing children.
Here's a slice of advice: Go to the video store and rent the original.
The best one can say is that his version is not slavishly in thrall to Hooper's: boring, fright-free and pointless, maybe, but not craven.
Top CriticAll the bad-rehash mojo from Friday the 13th to The Blair Witch Project has infected Scott Kosar's script.
... a bloody good time of a B-movie.
Hard to do worse than this extremely gory mess.
This poor mediocre remake brings nothing and adds nothing to an already classic film...
Even a paint-by-numbers slasher is a novelty in this decade.
Inevitably, given a bigger budget, it lacks the cheap, raw quality of the earlier film that, along with George Romero's outfit in Pennsylvania, showed you could make profitable exploitation shockers on an independent basis far from Hollywood.
Just needlessly ugly and unpleasant, not to mention Hollywoodized down to its muddy shoes.
You'll have to overcome resentment towards this unnecessary remake before you can be properly terrorised but, on its own terms, it plays well.
The biggest question for me is 'Why?'
Audience Reviews for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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- Erin Hardesty: I didn't go to Mexico to watch you get s**t-faced for four days.
- Kemper Hardesty: That's what you do in Mexico!
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- Sheriff Hoyt: Lift her up and just kind of pull her over your way there. She ain't gonna bite you. She's deader than a goddamn doornail.
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- Erin Hardesty: What's wrong with you fu**ing people?
- Sheriff Hoyt: (smiles) Nothing wrong with us.
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- Erin Hardesty: (yells) THAT'S NOT YOUR BABY!
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- The Tea Lady: Oh, my. Oh, my, my, my, my, my.
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- Henrietta Sawyer: Sweet boy. He's no harm. He always keeps to himself. Skin disease. He was just a little boy when it started. Didn't you look at his face?
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Foreign Titles
- Massacre à la tronçonneuse (FR)
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (AU)









