The Safety of Objects (2001)
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as Esther Gold
as Jim Train
as Julie Gold
as Annette Jennings
as Paul Gold
as Susan Train
as Helen Christianson
as Sam Jennings
as Jake Train
as Sally Christianson
as Bruce Jennings
as Bobby Christianson
as Wayne Christianson
as Rayanne Jennings
as Emily Train
as Bill McArthur
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as Z-100 Employee
as Z-100 Judge
as Male Contestant
as Female Contestant No...
as Mr. Peabody
as Appliance Salesman
as Baseball Coach
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as Patrick Green
as Linda Green
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Critic Reviews for The Safety of Objects
A richly compelling movie that is as hard to forget as it is difficult to warm up to.
It's a movie located in an interesting place, but without quite enough self-confidence really to inhabit it.
The sheer number and variety of miseries on view suggest a kind of wallowing.
In boldly departing from the safety of a strong, unifying plot, Troche makes virtual objects of her characters by showing us plenty that intrigues and not enough that enlightens.
Troche ... seems to be tuned into Homes' writing, but without really knowing how to translate it to a cinematic narrative.
Audience Reviews for The Safety of Objects
Saw this sometime ago and really enjoyed it, so was glad to see it going really cheap on Amazon.
The rewatch was just as good. Great cast including a very young Kristen Stewart. I liked how the stories about the three sets of neighbours all wound together. Though it is a drama, there is some black humor there as well. The Barbie doll in particular made me laugh. Very realistic with that hair - kind of creepy actually!
What an odd movie.. I liked it and I really don't know why.. these neighbors are as screwed up as the next.. they are like one big disfunctioal family living in different house's on one street.. but yet this film is very sad too.. theres just so much going on.. its just something you need to watch for yourself to understand.. I loved it.
Odd, yet very likeable film.
The Safety of Objects Quotes
|Esther Gold:||[thinking] How did I get here? Somewhere along the way, things have gotten out of hand. I don't know how. I tried to do things right, but...maybe that's the problem. Maybe there is no right or wrong. We're ruled by chaos. That would make more sense. That there are no rewards, no punishments. Life isn't a series of results of things done right or wrong. It's all just random. Those are the rules. There are no rules.|
|Randy:||When you start collecting things, you start thinking you care about stuff. And when they're gone; when they break or someone steals them, you feel like a part of you is gone, too. When you have things and suddenly you don't, it feels like you disappeared. Nothing should make you feel that way... Except when you lose a person.|
|Esther Gold:||If you are ever in a praying situation with Him: Be Specific! Include certain clauses. It's not enough to assume that if a person lives they'll be okay... Cause God has a wicked sense of humor. And even though he knows you mean more, he'll only give you exactly what you ask for.|
|Sam Jennings:||[to Randy] You know, uhm... When my mom and dad were first getting divorced, I would always pretend not to hear my dad call up to me to say good-bye. 'Cause I always thought he'd stay longer. If... he couldn't actually say it to me, you know? Maybe it's like that for you. Bye.|
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