Average Rating: 5.8/10
Reviews Counted: 218
Fresh: 124 | Rotten: 94
While believable characters are hard to come by in Transformers, the effects are staggering and the action is exhilarating.
Average Rating: 6/10
Critic Reviews: 41
Fresh: 28 | Rotten: 13
While believable characters are hard to come by in Transformers, the effects are staggering and the action is exhilarating.
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The interstellar battle between the Autobots and Decepticons rains destruction down on planet Earth as director Michael Bay adapts Hasbro and Takara's popular Transformers franchise into a big-budget, live-action summer tentpole extravaganza in this ambitious sci-fi action feature starring Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson, Bernie Mac, John Turturro, Jon Voight, and, of course, Optimus Prime and Megatron. Long ago, on the planet of Cybertron, a massive, powerful alien race divided into two factions,
PG-13, 2 hr. 20 min.
Jul 3, 2007 Wide
Oct 16, 2007
$319.0M
Dreamworks
All Critics (218) | Top Critics (41) | Fresh (132) | Rotten (94) | DVD (39)
For the bot-neutral rest of us, two-and-a-half hours of mostly incoherent special effects may be a bit much.
I challenge you to name another movie about an alien robot come to save the world while disguised as a yellow Camaro. Isn't it just an intergalactic Herbie the Love Bug?
It's a big, cool, dopey, noisy, non-stop action powerhouse. It's also too long by a half hour and it left my ears ringing, but it's a lot of fun.
With Transformers, director Michael Bay has once again claimed the year's top honors for loud, stupid filmmaking.
The action sequences are so turgid it's sometimes hard to tell which 'bot is doing what, but with Bay steadily hurling fireworks you won't really pause much to think about that, or about how truly inane the story is.
Not a movie, just one gigantic commercial for Hasbro.
hat was delivered will no doubt send merchandising sales spiralling into orbit, but sadly at the cost of countless brain cells popping through after nearly two and a half hours of tedium.
Transformers delivers on its promise of stunning visuals and well-crafted action sequences, but it's not remotely worth the slog it takes to get there. Once the novelty of the robots wears off it's hopelessly insipid.
Bay, of course, can't resists temptation to use as many explosions in the film as possible
Morphs from Army-enlisting ad to toy ad (on its way passing through a panoply of car ads, computer ads, beer ads) without ever becoming a movie
Thank god the Transformers speak primarily in proper nouns--if they hadn't shouted "Optimus! Megatron!" every time they struck a blow, I'd have no idea what was happening.
Transformers is a rollicking, rousing experience.
It is a teenage boy's wet dream. The girls are insanely hot, the lead is awkward/funny and the action sequences are top notch.
Big, dumb, and attractive in this case is good enough. (Blu-ray Edition)
...if you are an adult and not already a fan, you may find the movie more than a bit long, loud, and frenzied.
Come to think of it, I was pretty stupid when I was six years old. So is this film.
Director Michael Bay's bigger than life version of the cartoon I grew up loving pretty much ruined one of my favorite childhood memories.
Toys come to life in big, boomy explosion fest.
Although it strives to appeal to the whole family, it winds up emerging as a kiddie flick on steroids - a big-budget, effects heavy, feature film version of a Saturday morning cartoon.
Transformers is the best action movie I have seen since The Matrix.
Although it most certainly isn't, Transformers reminded me of an old comic book being turned into a movie. Which are usually completely effects driven, stupid, forgettable, silly action movies. The difference between them and Transformers is that the action actually excites in this over hyped robot porno.
November 9, 2011
Super Reviewer
Michael Bay takes the helm for this big budget live-action adaptation of some of the coolest toys from my childhood. It's one race of robot aliens who can transform into various vehicles and things against another, and it's on Earth and humans get involved, and, despite being forced does try to make things a bit more
July 4, 2007Super Reviewer
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