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Two if By Sea (1996)

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Average Rating: 3.8/10
Reviews Counted: 28
Fresh: 3 | Rotten: 25

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Average Rating: 2.6/10
Critic Reviews: 5
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 5

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Movie Info

Co-star Denis Leary co-wrote the script for this romantic comedy-drama. Leary plays Frank O'Brien, a no-class, small-time hood who is the boyfriend of Roz (Sandra Bullock), a cashier with a New York Jewish background who dreams of settling down and having kids. Roz wants out of the relationship but is fearful to break up. On a Friday, she accompanies Frank as he steals a painting. He tells her that it's his last job as a thief. Frank plans the delivery for Sunday evening so that they can turn

R, 1 hr. 36 min.

Drama, Mystery & Suspense, Comedy

Directed By: Bill Bennett

In Theaters: Jun 1, 1995 Wide

On DVD: May 1, 2001

Warner Home Video

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Cast

Denis Leary
Frank O'Brien
Sandra Bullock
Roz
Stephen Dillane
Evan Morgan
Yaphet Kotto
O'Malley
Wayne Robson
Beano
Jonathan Tucker
Todd
Michael Badalucco
Quinn
Chris Benson
Local Cop
Lenny Clarke
Kelly
John Friesen
Sheriff Horn
Kay Hawtry
Lady with dog
Sandi Ross
Conductor
Mike Starr
Fitzie
Philip Williams
Man with Phones
Dennis O'Connor
Cop on Scene
Richard Fitzpatrick
FBI Chief
Ferne Downey
Mercedes Owner
Katya Ladan
Older Couple
Ian White
Jim Kellerher
Don Gavin
Jonny Fido

Critic Reviews for Two if By Sea

All Critics (40) | Top Critics (11) | Fresh (3) | Rotten (26) | DVD (2)

[An] aimless romantic-comedy caper.

January 1, 2000 Comment

Susan Wloszczyna

USA Today

Top Critic

A good little movie -- emphasis on 'little.'

April 9, 2007 Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com

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Rob Gonsalves

eFilmCritic.com

It's disappointing to see Bullock reduced to rolling her eyes, putting her hand up and saying 'Talk to the hand' like a guest on Ricki Lake.

December 5, 2004 Full Review Source: TheMovieReport.com

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Michael Dequina

TheMovieReport.com

Completely lifeless, with zero chemistry between the leads.

July 22, 2004 Comment

Rob Thomas

Capital Times (Madison, WI)

A relentlessly dreary and drippy romantic comedy cooked up for those who like their intimacy served with transparent schmaltz

May 27, 2003 Comment

Frank Ochieng

Movie Eye

Sinks even before it gets started

April 27, 2003 Comment

Clint Morris

Moviehole

Sandra Bullock in a crappy romance is expected. Denis Leary starring in one is scary.

February 12, 2003 Comment

Alex Sandell

Juicy Cerebellum

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Forgot about it.

May 3, 2007

Tim Salmons

Super Reviewer

Fans of Sandra Bullock and Denis Leary are likely to be the only ones who can enjoy this movie. I am both, so I did. Apart from its stars, there is little special about this movie. It had its moments, but doesn't stand out.

April 11, 2007