Two if by Sea (1995)



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Movie Info

Comedian Dennis Leary wrote and starred in this crime comedy that chronicles the travails of a small-time thief and his girl friend who are hired by a Boston barkeeper to steal a rare Matisse. Frank, the crook, has never executed a major heist before, but still plans the caper carefully. Unfortunately, Roz, his demanding girl friend, insists that they take an extra-long vacation and so he steals the artwork three days ahead of schedule. Roz and Frank are constantly quarreling, but somehow they … More

Rating: R (adult situations/language, sex)
Genre: Drama, Mystery & Suspense, Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Denis Leary, Michael Armstrong, Ann Lembeck
In Theaters:
On DVD: May 1, 2001
Warner Home Video


as Frank O'Brien

as Evan Marsh

as O'Malley

as Fitzie

as Sully

as Sheriff Horn

as Jim Kellerher

as Lady with dog

as Marcy Kellerher

as Crew Member

as Mercedes Owner

as Man with Phones

as Older Woman

as Older Man

as Lady with Dog

as Reporter No. 1

as Reporter No. 2

as Duty Manager

as Video Woman

as Cop on Scene

as Cop No. 2

as Conductor

as Local Cop

as Beautiful Woman
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Critic Reviews for Two if by Sea

All Critics (40) | Top Critics (11)

[An] aimless romantic-comedy caper.

January 1, 2000
USA Today
Top Critic

Full Review… | September 7, 2011
Entertainment Weekly
Top Critic

Full Review… | January 1, 2000
Top Critic

A good little movie -- emphasis on 'little.'

Full Review… | April 9, 2007

It's disappointing to see Bullock reduced to rolling her eyes, putting her hand up and saying 'Talk to the hand' like a guest on Ricki Lake.

Full Review… | December 5, 2004

Completely lifeless, with zero chemistry between the leads.

July 22, 2004
Capital Times (Madison, WI)

Audience Reviews for Two if by Sea

Forgot about it.

Tim Salmons

Super Reviewer

Fans of Sandra Bullock and Denis Leary are likely to be the only ones who can enjoy this movie. I am both, so I did. Apart from its stars, there is little special about this movie. It had its moments, but doesn't stand out.

Emily Armstrong

Super Reviewer


Pretty cheesy, but I like both Leary and Bullock, so it was worth a watch. It wasn't horrible - entertaining enough.

Erin Collins

Super Reviewer

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