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Two if By Sea (1996)

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Average Rating: 2.6/10
Critic Reviews: 5
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 5

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Movie Info

Co-star Denis Leary co-wrote the script for this romantic comedy-drama. Leary plays Frank O'Brien, a no-class, small-time hood who is the boyfriend of Roz (Sandra Bullock), a cashier with a New York Jewish background who dreams of settling down and having kids. Roz wants out of the relationship but is fearful to break up. On a Friday, she accompanies Frank as he steals a painting. He tells her that it's his last job as a thief. Frank plans the delivery for Sunday evening so that they can turn

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Drama, Mystery & Suspense, Comedy

Denis Leary

May 1, 2001

Warner Home Video

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All Critics (40) | Top Critics (12) | Fresh (3) | Rotten (25) | DVD (2)

[An] aimless romantic-comedy caper.

January 1, 2000
USA Today
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A good little movie -- emphasis on 'little.'

April 9, 2007 Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com
eFilmCritic.com

It's disappointing to see Bullock reduced to rolling her eyes, putting her hand up and saying 'Talk to the hand' like a guest on Ricki Lake.

December 5, 2004 Full Review Source: TheMovieReport.com
TheMovieReport.com

Completely lifeless, with zero chemistry between the leads.

July 22, 2004
Capital Times (Madison, WI)

A relentlessly dreary and drippy romantic comedy cooked up for those who like their intimacy served with transparent schmaltz

May 27, 2003
Movie Eye

Sinks even before it gets started

April 27, 2003
Moviehole

Sandra Bullock in a crappy romance is expected. Denis Leary starring in one is scary.

February 12, 2003
Juicy Cerebellum

the right ingredients in the wrong package

July 29, 2002
Kalamazoo Gazette

Audience Reviews for Two if By Sea

Forgot about it.
May 3, 2007
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Tim Salmons

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Fans of Sandra Bullock and Denis Leary are likely to be the only ones who can enjoy this movie. I am both, so I did. Apart from its stars, there is little special about this movie. It had its moments, but doesn't stand out.
April 11, 2007
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