Average Rating: 5.6/10
Reviews Counted: 178
Fresh: 86 | Rotten: 92
It has an endearing lack of seriousness, and Vin Diesel has more than enough muscle for the starring role, but ultimately, XXX is a missed opportunity to breathe new life into the spy thriller genre.
Average Rating: 5/10
Critic Reviews: 32
Fresh: 11 | Rotten: 21
It has an endearing lack of seriousness, and Vin Diesel has more than enough muscle for the starring role, but ultimately, XXX is a missed opportunity to breathe new life into the spy thriller genre.
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The director (Rob Cohen) and star (Vin Diesel) of the previous summer's hit The Fast and the Furious (2001) are reunited for this spy thriller billed as a next-generation James Bond adventure. Diesel stars as Xander Cage, a nihilist extreme sports enthusiast nicknamed "Triple X" because of a large tattoo covering his back and neck. Cage's illegal stunts and poor attitude (he's given to spouting dialogue such as, "Have you ever been punched in the face for talking too much?") land him in jail,
Aug 9, 2002 Wide
Dec 31, 2002
$141.1M
Columbia Pictures
All Critics (178) | Top Critics (32) | Fresh (91) | Rotten (94) | DVD (45)
The director piles on one expensive but impersonal action scene after another.
Now I know what XXX stands for:Xtremely Xcruciating Xperience.
Cohen ... loads the film with pow.
[U]nrelentingly stupid.
Move over, James Bond: Vin Diesel's in the house.
Essentially a dumb guy's day in Heaven.
Fun but deeply, ridiculously silly.
Vin Diesel, every teen's fantasy action hero.
Despite the blatant rips, XXX's storyline remains entertaining enough.
As an action director, Mr. Cohen is competent, but this film -- which is pretty much as non-stop as an action movie can get -- needed a director with a little more finesse.
If Dubya and Dick Cheney had made their very own post-9/11 patriotic propaganda movie for the teens they need as globalisation fodder, then this would be it.
Okay, that's it. My summer of movies has been completely pissed on.
Not since the days when Joel Silver ruled Hollywood and musclebound subliterates vied for supremacy on the big screen has the industry spawned a phenomenon as garish and confounding as Vin Diesel.
With all the stimulating action sequences you can ask for, a touch of class and some fine comedic moments, you'll leave the theater wanting more.
If this were porn it would be cross-catalogued under 'gonzo/wall-to-wall.' And it still wouldn't be the good kind.
Cohen's brainless bombast proves to be a perfect fit for this shamelessly, deliciously ridiculous reinvention of James Bond-style spy shenanigans.
XXX seems like a missed opportunity -- not a commercial one, mind you, because the flick will no doubt make a mint -- but as an honest-to-goodness re-evaluation of spy flicks and their relevancy to an ever more youthful audience.
really just boring
XXX is a dream role for an action star, and ... Diesel is the perfect man for the job.
The filmmakers are so intent on bludgeoning their audience into submission that after 10 minutes you've become numb.
XXX happily wallows in the fact that it's 100-percent loopy, kinetic and silly.
The wondrous opening sequence was better than any Bond film, and things were looking up until the characters started talking.
If you do have a home cinema setup that can take advantage of what Superbit has to offer, then you would do well to snag this version and keep it around to impress your friends.
'This is definitely James Bond for the Xbox (XXXbox?) generation.'
XXX is a stupid, poorly executed action film that doesn't have anything great going for it. I absolutely felt that this was a waste of time. Not even Rammstein's cameo could save this film. The film might've had more potential with a better script and a much better actor. However the film was terrible. The films plot
September 10, 2011
Super Reviewer
XXX is a coool movie, and a lot of people love it, but it just wasn't for me, it had a dumb and boring plot and it just wasn't great for me.
August 15, 2011
Super Reviewer
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