You May Not Kiss the Bride (2012)




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You May Not Kiss the Bride is a charming tale of adventurous high jinx and budding romance involving an unassuming pet photographer (Annable) who is thrown head first into a series of unforeseeable events when he's forced to marry a Croatian mobster's daughter (McPhee) and spend his honeymoon at a secluded Tahitian resort where the bride is kidnapped. -- C) Official Site

Rating: PG-13 (for sexual material and references, some rude humor and violence)
Genre: Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Rob Hedden
In Theaters:
On DVD: Feb 5, 2013
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as Bryan Lighthouse

as Masha Nikitin

as Bryan's Mother

as Vladko Nikitin

as Agent Ross

as Borislava Nitkin

as Agent Meyers
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Critic Reviews for You May Not Kiss the Bride

All Critics (9) | Top Critics (4)

Its lunacy is well staged and fast-paced. Too bad the movie's premise is so lame that the nimbler moments can't redeem it.

Full Review… | September 21, 2012
Washington Post
Top Critic

The plotting just ends up feeling like a lot of business, ideas meant to keep the characters busy and in motion rather than actually reflecting anything like human behavior.

Full Review… | September 20, 2012
Los Angeles Times
Top Critic

Surely, some Hollywood studio in the 1950s made a prototype of the sprightly if erratic comedy "You May Not Kiss the Bride."

Full Review… | September 20, 2012
Seattle Times
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It's refreshing for critics when movies like "You May Not Kiss the Bride" come along. We don't get to use words like "insipid" nearly enough.

Full Review… | September 20, 2012
Arizona Republic
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A movie that never figures out a way to stitch together all of its incongruous elements.

Full Review… | November 1, 2012

The low-brow script leads the characters through one far-fetched scenario after another with few laughs along the way. But at least the scenery is nice.

Full Review… | September 21, 2012

Audience Reviews for You May Not Kiss the Bride


Title of the movie is very catchy. The movie is okay.

Dead Angel

Super Reviewer

The beginning of this movie is silly fun and the ending is sappy and sweet - just skip the hour in the middle that everyone spends running around the very tiny island and you will find this to be very entertaining.

Heather Metzger

Was funny in the beginning and then start losing its touch. Had some stupid scenes. At least it had a happy ending.

Kaitlyn Jackson

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