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You May Not Kiss the Bride (2012)

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You May Not Kiss the Bride is a charming tale of adventurous high jinx and budding romance involving an unassuming pet photographer (Annable) who is thrown head first into a series of unforeseeable events when he's forced to marry a Croatian mobster's daughter (McPhee) and spend his honeymoon at a secluded Tahitian resort where the bride is kidnapped. -- C) Official Site

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Comedy

Rob Hedden

Feb 5, 2013

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Its lunacy is well staged and fast-paced. Too bad the movie's premise is so lame that the nimbler moments can't redeem it.

September 21, 2012 Full Review Source: Washington Post
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The plotting just ends up feeling like a lot of business, ideas meant to keep the characters busy and in motion rather than actually reflecting anything like human behavior.

September 20, 2012 Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times
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Surely, some Hollywood studio in the 1950s made a prototype of the sprightly if erratic comedy "You May Not Kiss the Bride."

September 20, 2012 Full Review Source: Seattle Times
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It's refreshing for critics when movies like "You May Not Kiss the Bride" come along. We don't get to use words like "insipid" nearly enough.

September 20, 2012 Full Review Source: Arizona Republic
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A movie that never figures out a way to stitch together all of its incongruous elements.

November 1, 2012 Full Review Source: Shockya.com
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The low-brow script leads the characters through one far-fetched scenario after another with few laughs along the way. But at least the scenery is nice.

September 21, 2012 Full Review Source: Cinemalogue.com
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A noisy, unlikable distraction that seems more invested in photographing lush Hawaiian locations than solidifying a sense of humor that might coexist peacefully with the violence.

September 20, 2012 Full Review Source: Blu-ray.com
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The charisma and comic timing of the film's female leads make up for some of the screenwriting rough patches but not enough to justify a trip to the theater.

September 20, 2012 Full Review Source: HollywoodChicago.com
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This irredeemably silly tropical screwball comedy, made in 2009, is only now getting a release-and that's no surprise.

September 6, 2012 Full Review Source: Film Journal International
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Title of the movie is very catchy. The movie is okay.
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