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You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (2010)

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Average Rating: 5.4/10
Reviews Counted: 121
Fresh: 53 | Rotten: 68

It's sporadically amusing, and typically well-cast, but You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger isn't one of Woody Allen's more inspired late-period efforts.

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Average Rating: 5.5/10
Critic Reviews: 31
Fresh: 10 | Rotten: 21

It's sporadically amusing, and typically well-cast, but You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger isn't one of Woody Allen's more inspired late-period efforts.

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Two couples find their lives turned upside down by their unfulfilled longings in this ensemble comedy from director Woody Allen. Alfie (Anthony Hopkins) and Helena (Gemma Jones) have been married for years. They have a grown-up daughter named Sally (Naomi Watts), who is married to a successful novelist named Roy (Josh Brolin), but finds the future of her marriage in jeopardy after falling for Greg (Antonio Banderas), the dapper owner of a prominent art gallery. Meanwhile, as Roy develops a

R, 1 hr. 38 min.

Drama, Romance, Musical & Performing Arts, Comedy

Woody Allen

Feb 15, 2011

$3.2M

Sony Pictures Classics

Cast

All Critics (121) | Top Critics (31) | Fresh (54) | Rotten (69) | DVD (7)

Woody Allen cranks out another formulaic interweave of romantic crushes, with old jazz on the soundtrack to supply some artificial gaiety.

December 13, 2010 Full Review Source: Chicago Reader | Comment
Chicago Reader
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Classic Woody -- an ensemble cast of brilliant actors, a timeless story that could be set virtually anywhere and crisp writing and direction that neither lollygags or rushes.

October 15, 2010 Full Review Source: Detroit News | Comment
Detroit News
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A mirthless, joyless comedy with nary a hint of romance, mystery or justification for its existence...

October 13, 2010 Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | Comment
Orlando Sentinel
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Woody Allen may still be funny, but he's sure not much fun anymore.

October 8, 2010 Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | Comment
Dallas Morning News
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It's a highbrow romantic farce, without the laughs.

October 8, 2010 Full Review Source: Washington Post | Comment
Washington Post
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At once a cynical examination of infidelity and a sweet love story that rewards good people, Stranger is thoroughly entertaining ... and Allen's best film since Crimes and Misdemeanors.

October 7, 2010 Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune | Comment
Minneapolis Star Tribune
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The cast is the main draw here, but it's also the movie's biggest problem. Hopkins and Jones are excellent, and a greater focus on that couple might well have resulted in a much better film.

July 14, 2011 Full Review Source: Digital Spy | Comment
Digital Spy

How many times do you want to watch the same Woody Allen movie? What's your tolerance threshold for repeat visits back to his couch?

April 4, 2011 Full Review Source: Movies.com | Comment
Movies.com

Maybe the next one will be a return to form for the living legend, and hey, at the rate Allen is churning them out, one of them has to be good, right?

March 23, 2011 Full Review Source: Fan The Fire | Comment
Fan The Fire

Elaborately plotted, perfunctorily directed, unevenly acted and short on verbal wit.

March 22, 2011 Full Review Source: Guardian [UK] | Comment
Guardian [UK]

Another wretched Woody Allen release gives yet another round of Hollywood actors the chance to tick him off their legends-to-work-with lists without giving us much to enjoy in the process...

March 21, 2011 Full Review Source: Scotsman | Comment

Allen has said he makes films as they offer him a distraction, and he has created just that: An enjoyable but instantly forgettable distraction.

March 18, 2011 Full Review Source: Sun Online | Comment
Sun Online

This is no Manhattan or Annie Hall, and while it's true Woody Allen isn't as good as he used to be, neither is anyone else.

March 18, 2011 Full Review Source: Daily Mirror [UK] | Comment
Daily Mirror [UK]

The distinguished actors are as strong as you would expect, the narrative structure is well-crafted, and there's something curiously bracing about Allen's misanthropy.

March 18, 2011 Full Review Source: Daily Mail [UK] | Comment
Daily Mail [UK]

A narrator alerts us at the outset that this tale is (to quote Macbeth) "full of sound and fury, signifying nothing". I suppose we should be thankful for the warning.

March 18, 2011 Full Review Source: Independent | Comment
Independent

You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger is a typically wry, rueful ensemble piece in which love makes fools of everyone.

March 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Daily Express | Comment
Daily Express

It's interesting and worthwhile, with creative vitamins that are absent in so much of what fills the cinemas.

March 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Guardian [UK] | Comment
Guardian [UK]

Frothy but uninvolving. Again.

March 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Little White Lies | Comment
Little White Lies

It's hard to escape the feeling that Allen has told this story so many times before - and so much better.

March 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Radio Times | Comment
Radio Times

When I saw the words "Tin Ear Production Company" in the end credits, I wasn't sure if it was a joke or a piece of authorial honesty.

March 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Financial Times | Comment
Financial Times

Woody Allen's latest comedy-drama features superb performances from a traditionally impressive cast but is let down by a disappointing script that seems to actively avoid dramatic impact.

March 16, 2011 Full Review Source: ViewLondon | Comment
ViewLondon

There's plenty of ambiguous intellectual heft lurking behind the curtain of mediocrity - so it's a pity it feels like it was dashed off in a few hours one afternoon.

March 16, 2011 Full Review Source: Time Out | Comment

Though Allen has never been exactly feelgood, his previously endearing pessimism has given way to a mean-spiritedness that here borders on misanthropy.

March 16, 2011 Full Review Source: Sky Movies | Comment
Sky Movies

Allen avoids giving any possible answers or resolutions - apart from 'getting in touch with your spiritual side'

March 15, 2011 Full Review Source: Real.com | Comment

Still no signs of the master re-living past glories, but more than worthwhile for Allen diehards.

March 14, 2011 Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | Comment
Empire Magazine
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Audience Reviews for You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

It's nice to see a Woody Allen film shot in London, it's just a shame that it wasn't a very good film. I saw none of him in this film and I disliked the cast of actors that I generally and usually like. I do wish Allen would stop trying so hard to do European cinema, Vicky Cristina Barcelona was good but again, it felt

October 28, 2011
SirPant

Super Reviewer

There is clearly no purpose in the existence of this film, and Allen should have come up with something much more relevant to say than that illusion is always better than reality. A soulless "tale of sound and fury that signifies nothing" and never knows whether to be a comedy, a romance or a drama.

October 15, 2011
blacksheepboy

Super Reviewer

    1. Roy: You inspire me.
    – Submitted by Chris P (9 months ago)
    1. Sally: There is no such thing as predicting the future!
    – Submitted by Chris P (9 months ago)

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