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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
25%

Dinotasia (2012)

"Plays like a series of cut-scenes from a 1997 PlayStation game."

Edward Havens

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American Gothic (Hide and Shriek) (1988)

The Real Dick Hollywood

78%

Bronson (2009)

Edward Havens

58%

The Freebie (2010)

Edward Havens

98%

Up (2009)

"By now, with the movie becoming one of the company's greatest successes, many of us are familiar with the story, and how it continues Pixar's incredible streak of great movie experiences."

Edward Havens

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Gilda Live ()

"To have another ninety minutes of Lisa Loopner and Emily Litella, with Judy Miller and Roseanne Roseannadanna and Candy Slice is a joy."

Edward Havens

39%

2012 (2009)

"Why does Roland Emmerich enjoy killing off humanity?"

Edward Havens

85%

Trick 'r Treat (2007)

"What keeps "Trick" from attaining its lofty "Creepshow" aspirations is the lack of conflict and resolution."

Edward Havens

81%

Michael Jackson's This Is It (2009)

"There's only going to be two camps concerning [This Is It]: those who will absolutely love it and those who wouldn't go to see it except under penalty of death."

Edward Havens

48%

Taking Woodstock (2009)

"There is a great movie within Ang Lee's "Taking Woodstock.""

Edward Havens

88%

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

"Amongst all the filmmakers working today, no one inspires more passionate discussion, debate and analysis than Quentin Tarantino."

Edward Havens

80%

It Might Get Loud (2009)

"I apologize this is more a mash note than critical analysis."

Edward Havens

74%

Cold Souls (2009)

"The easiest, and laziest, way to describe the new movie "Cold Souls" is to compare it to "Being John Malkovich.""

Edward Havens

94%

Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation! (2008)

"If the thought of a new Brian Trenchard-Smith movie is more exhilarating than a new Bryan Singer movie... then Mark Hartley's "Not Quite Hollywood" is the film for you."

Edward Havens

71%

Loren Cass (2006)

"We're presented a small slice of life with a group of wasted teens, expected to consider this to be somehow artistic and asked to be sympathetic for their malaise."

Edward Havens

60%

ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)

"Has the potential to become a minor hit on the midnight film circuit with the help of a mid-level indie distributor."

Edward Havens

79%

Humpday (2009)

"Sadly, the most interesting characters in "Humpday" are not the main focuses of the story."

Edward Havens

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Tom & Jerry: Chuck Jones Collection (2009)

"If you love the work of Chuck Jones, this is an invaluable, if not exactly incredible, addition to your collection."

Edward Havens

97%

The Hurt Locker (2009)

"Bigelow has successfully built a vision of war rarely seen on screen, a visceral nearly first person perspective of war where the rush of combat is a welcomed relief."

Edward Havens

100%

Woodstock - 3 Days of Peace & Music (1970)

"The 40th Anniversary DVD of "Woodstock" is a great experience and should get many baby boomers excited to see and hear some old friends again."

Edward Havens

67%

Away We Go (2009)

"For my money, the new dramatic comedy "Away We Go" is the first serious contender for Best Picture of the Year consideration."

Edward Havens

46%

Management (2009)

"To be completely honest, I was ready to walk out of the new Jennifer Aniston movie "Management" after ten minutes."

Edward Havens

73%

Rudo y Cursi (2009)

"Anyone who has spent any time watching movies about competitive brothers playing the same sport for different teams knows where all this is going to lead"

Edward Havens

78%

Outrage (2009)

"I'm guessing "Outrage" ultimately is meant to continue the discussion about equal rights for gay Americans, and in that sense the film does succeed."

Edward Havens

48%

All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)

"Dumb kids doing dumb things for dumb reasons."

Edward Havens

73%

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)

"The best movie of 2008 makes an early claim for the best DVD of 2009."

Edward Havens

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Official Rejection (2009)

"Can a little documentary about the less popular film festivals find a patron to give it the chance to find an audience?"

Edward Havens

14%

The Spirit (2008)

"More interested in being a technical marvel than a coherent story."

Edward Havens

88%

Adventureland (2009)

"Sometimes, a critic is going to connect with a movie, even one they can admit has some major problems, because it so mirrors their own expereinces."

Edward Havens

32%

Fanboys (2008)

"Probably the closest thing my generation will get to having its own "Diner""

Edward Havens

80%

Gran Torino (2009)

Cassy Havens

64%

Quantum of Solace (2008)

"Despite its faults, I can still say with relative assurance this is the best Bond film since "Thunderball.""

Edward Havens

94%

Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

"Some people might fault "Slumdog" because they perceive it as a fluff piece full of the kind of schmaltz unbecoming to modern cinemagoers."

Edward Havens

69%

Synecdoche, New York (2008)

"Nearly a month after watching Charlie Kaufman's directorial debut... I'm still figuring out whether it was a brilliant idea poorly executed or a poor idea brilliantly executed."

Edward Havens

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Another Cinderella Story (2008)

"I guess the best thing that can be said about the direct-to-video release "Another Cinderella Story" is that it is not quite as bad as it should be."

Edward Havens

99%

L.A. Confidential (1997)

Edward Havens

54%

Choke (2008)

"The perfect film for the entire family. That is, to paraphrase another great American writer, James Ellroy, if your family happens to be named Manson."

Edward Havens

76%

Appaloosa (2008)

"Can Ed Harris, of all people, save the Western for this generation?"

Edward Havens

96%

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

"Let's hope the next time Disney re-releases this on home video... they will include the 3D version."

Edward Havens

0%

Surfer, Dude (2008)

"The number of artistically successful surfing movies can be counted on one hand, and the majority of those are documentaries."

Edward Havens

82%

Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)

"A pleasant enough diversion with some great performances and beautiful cinematography to just make it worth recommending."

Edward Havens

100%

Man on Wire (2008)

"Sits alongside "The Thin Blue Line" and "Hoop Dreams" as a non-fictional narrative which changes the rules of its genre."

Edward Havens

78%

Baghead (2008)

"What could have been an amusing short subject, the Duplass Brothers' not-quite-horror/not-quite-comedy drags its one note premise out to an almost mind-numbing 84 minutes."

Edward Havens

71%

Wanted (2008)

""Wanted" is exactly what it is supposed to be: a slick, well-produced piece of popcorn fluff with a hot chick, hot cars and enough action to fill a half-dozen Marvel adaptations."

Edward Havens

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Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride: Hunter S. Thompson on Film (2006)

"Probably the closest any of us who admired the man from afar will ever get to the confines of Woody Creek and the maddening genius who ruled over it."

Edward Havens

75%

Peter Pan (1953)

"The Walt Disney Company has broken the vaults wide open to add a plethora of fascinating historic artifacts to make this new Platinum Edition a must-own for any Disney collector."

Edward Havens

96%

Bigger, Stronger, Faster* (2008)

"If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Morgan Spurlock should be thrilled about the new documentary "Bigger, Stronger, Faster*.""

Edward Havens

78%

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

"Can all be summed up with the thought the film could have been much better, but it could have been much worse."

Edward Havens

67%

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)

"Stands a good chance of becoming the "Empire Strikes Back" of the "Narnia" series: a darker and more satisfying follow-up to an already exceptional starting point."

Edward Havens

33%

The Babysitters (2008)

"Is Ross trying to mimic Michael Haneke, daring his audience to be disgusted by the very titillating premise which probably brought them to the movie in the first place?"

Edward Havens

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