Splat D- |
Abandon (2002) |
"There is no honor in hinting at T&A to avoid the dreaded "R" rating." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Tomato A- |
About a Boy (2002) |
"In a year when artistic prestige made way for Philistine blockbusters, hopeful sanctuary is found in a little watched British comedy." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Tomato B |
About Schmidt (2002) |
"Jack is back again to claim another golden statue." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat D- |
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002) |
"On a positive note, it does conclude with Sandler's infamous "The Chanukah Song."" |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat C- |
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) |
"Rumored to have a budget of $100 million dollars, The Adventures of Pluto Nash was unjustly judged, largely based on its extravagant budget." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Age of Innocence (1993) |
"Operatic tale of love that captures the humanity of Martin Scorsese's direction much more than his gritty mob fables." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat 1/5 |
Air America (1990) |
"A career low for both actors." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat D+ |
The Alamo (2004) |
"There is little to remember about The Alamo." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat D- |
Alexander (2004) |
"I half expected Farrell to cry out, "F-R-E-E-D-O-M!"" |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat D- |
Alfie (2004) |
"Jude Law, contrary to Sean Penn's admission, comes off as arrogantly dull and laughably feeble." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Tomato 4/5 |
Alien (1979) |
"Has Ridley Scott made a bad movie? Oh, yeah, that chick flick about the two gals who drive off a cliff." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat C- |
Alien vs. Predator (2004) |
"Ironically, the Alien franchise spawned some of the finest filmmakers (James Cameron, Ridley Scott, David Fincher, Jean-Pierre Jeunet)." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat F |
Alone in the Dark (2005) |
"Boll should be banned from making films..." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat C- |
Along Came Polly (2004) |
"Along Came Polly's strengths are the brilliantly over-the-top performances from Hoffman and Azaria, but they aren't enough to put Along Came Polly back together again." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat C- |
American Wedding (2003) |
"Sometimes there is too much of a good thing." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Tomato C |
The Amityville Horror (2005) |
"The Amityville Horror follows a number of the genre's formulaic patterns and devices..." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat D |
Analyze That (2002) |
"When will The Sopranos return?" |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Tomato C+ |
Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera (2004) |
"Schumacher's The Phantom of the Opera is not a big screen version of what people have seen on Broadway or off." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat C- |
Anger Management (2003) |
"A seemingly one trick Sandler draws once more from the angry well." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat 0/5 |
Another 48 Hrs. (1990) |
"They should have stopped with the first couple of days." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Tomato C+ |
Antwone Fisher (2002) |
"Antwone Fisher does little to explore the tense themes that are beneath its surface, but a social commentary it is not." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat C- |
Anything Else (2003) |
"At this point, it is fairly safe to say that Woody Allen, the director/screenwriter has outgrown Woody Allen, the actor." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat D |
Are We There Yet? (2005) |
"An hour into it and I was asking, "Is this over yet?"" |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat C- |
Around the Bend (2004) |
"It is difficult, if not impossible, not to like Christopher Walken." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Tomato 4/5 |
Ashes of Time (1994) |
"Wong Kar-Wai has established himself as the heir to the Asian cinema throne." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Tomato C |
Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) |
"The Assault on Precinct 13 remake affords a greater regard for Carpenter's 1976 film..." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat 1/5 |
At Play in the Fields of the Lord (1991) |
"Could have, would have, should have. But this should have been better." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Splat D+ |
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) |
"I like a good pee joke as much as the next guy, but a good pee joke does not a movie make." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |
Tomato C |
The Aviator (2004) |
"Clocking in at slightly under three hours, The Aviator wears out its welcome." |
Fred Hong Joo Jung |