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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
80%

We Need to Talk About Kevin (2012)

Jay Seaver

100%

The Raid (2012)

"One fiercely entertaining action film."

William Goss

32%

The Vow (2012)

" I now find myself in the ludicrous position of offering an apology to Nicholas Sparks for impugning on his good name by suggesting that he had any connection to this drivel."

Peter Sobczynski

47%

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012)

"Michael Caine has at long last managed to appear in a movie with the word "island" in the title that is even worse than "The Island.""

Peter Sobczynski

14%

W.E. (2012)

"The best thing that can be said about "W.E." is that as failed bits of year-end Oscar bait involving England in the 20th century go, it is better than "The Iron Lady." Unfortunately, it isn't that much better."

Peter Sobczynski

——

Mon seung (Diary) (2006)

Jay Seaver

40%

Celeste and Jesse Forever ()

Jay Seaver

89%

Miss Bala (2012)

Jay Seaver

——

Coming Home (1998)

M. P. Bartley

100%

Nostalgia for the Light (2011)

Jay Seaver

85%

Chronicle (2012)

"The film, while undeniably energetic and entertaining in spots, is one of those slightly frustrating near-misses that never quite manages to live up to its considerable potential."

Peter Sobczynski

65%

The Woman in Black (2012)

"A cheerfully old-fashioned spook show that could have been produced back in the Fifties with the likes of Cushing and/or Lee with nary a change"

Peter Sobczynski

76%

The Innkeepers (2012)

"A hugely effective thriller that confirms Ti West as one of the more interesting new voices that the genre has seen in a long time."

Peter Sobczynski

17%

Release (2010)

Charles Tatum

93%

Drive (2011)

"Drivel."

Jack Sommersby

38%

Maniac Cop (1988)

"Neither William Lustig's nor Larry Cohen's finest work by a longshot."

Jack Sommersby

——

Chaiya (2007)

Jay Seaver

94%

Moneyball (2011)

"The best baseball movie since 'Bull Durham.'"

Jack Sommersby

2%

One for the Money (2012)

""One for the Money" comes across less as a fully functioning feature film and more like a busted pilot for another aggresively quirky series for the USA Network."

Peter Sobczynski

95%

Pariah (2011)

Jay Seaver

80%

We Need to Talk About Kevin (2012)

"You will emerge from the theater with a need for a drink and a shower, a possible recalibration on your views regarding birth control and a burning desire to never see it again for as long as you live"

Peter Sobczynski

77%

The Grey (2012)

"Gripping and gruesome in its depiction of all the horrors that the vindictive bitch known as Mother Nature has to offer "

Peter Sobczynski

53%

Albert Nobbs (2012)

""Albert Nobbs" is noble and well-intentioned as can be but in the end, it is all for naught and as much as it pains me to say it, it truly is a drag."

Peter Sobczynski

——

Tales of an Ancient Empire (2010)

"Albert Pyun finally has his 'Heaven's Gate.'"

Jack Sommersby

——

Lunch Meat (Lunchmeat) ()

"Past-its-due-date, green-tinged bologna would be preferable."

Jack Sommersby

76%

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

Oz

75%

Kill List (2012)

M. P. Bartley

——

Arisan! (The Gathering) (2003)

David Cornelius

89%

Miss Bala (2012)

Peter Sobczynski

80%

Haywire (2012)

Rob Gonsalves

——

Crackerjack (1994)

Stephen Groenewegen

——

Jag - en oskuld (Inga) (1968)

Charles Tatum

——

The Amazing Spider-Man (1977)

David Cornelius

76%

War Horse (2011)

Peter Sobczynski

——

Yuma (1971)

Charles Tatum

93%

Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011)

"As pure soda swilling, popcorn munching confection "Ghost Protocol" is fine. "

Daniel Kelly

22%

The Sitter (2011)

"It's unlikely to revive the babysitting genre of the 80s, but "The Sitter" delivers a reasonably good time, even if it never attempts to be much more than a run of the mill studio endeavour."

Daniel Kelly

46%

Brother (2001)

29%

Underworld Awakening (2012)

"Brief but pointless and so incredibly preposterous and ponderous that it feels like an exceptionally weak fan-fiction piece than a professionally-produced screenplay"

Peter Sobczynski

100%

Swing Time (1936)

Jay Seaver

100%

The Gay Divorcee (1934)

Jay Seaver

100%

The Major and the Minor (1942)

Jay Seaver

97%

The Hustler (1961)

M. P. Bartley

95%

Come and See (Idi i smotri) (1985)

M. P. Bartley

80%

Haywire (2012)

"Beautifully conceived and executed and featuring a star whom it is virtually impossible to tear your eyes away from (even as she is tearing away at the eyes of others)"

Peter Sobczynski

45%

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2012)

" I kept waiting for the disembodied voice of Paul Harvey to emerge on the soundtrack to announce "And that little boy. . .that nobody liked. . .grew up. . .to become. . .Wes Anderson. . ." "

Peter Sobczynski

36%

Red Tails (2012)

"Cuba Gooding Jr's ever-present pipe winds up turning in arguably the film's best performance--at the very least, it gets more screen time than most of the credited actors."

Peter Sobczynski

44%

The Flowers of War (2011)

"Christian Bale is so bad that I understand that after seeing his performance here, the film "Newsies" is trying to retroactively remove his name from their credits."

Peter Sobczynski

——

The Echo (2009)

Jay Seaver

48%

Contraband (2012)

"As bland and inconsequential as its name."

Peter Sobczynski

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