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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 63%

Hercules (2014)

"It is hard to take a movie seriously when the hero is parading around with a lion's skull on the top of his head. "

Posted Jul 25, 2014

Willie Waffle

2 59%

Lucy (2014)

"Sets up a perfect Charles Bronson-style vengeance movie, but goes and screws it up by getting artsy! "

Posted Jul 25, 2014

Willie Waffle

3 18%

Sex Tape (2014)

"Diaz and Segel stumble through the film as if no one wrote a script and they are the worst improvisational comics on the planet. "

Posted Jul 18, 2014

Willie Waffle

4 43%

Planes: Fire And Rescue (2014)

"If you truly want to honor firefighters, make a better movie. "

Posted Jul 18, 2014

Willie Waffle

5 91%

Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014)

"Premature climaxing dampens the mood. "

Posted Jul 11, 2014

Willie Waffle

6 49%

Earth to Echo (2014)

"Adults may walk out of this movie with a craving for Reese's Pieces. "

Posted Jul 3, 2014

Willie Waffle

7 23%

Tammy (2014)

"When did Melissa McCarthy morph into Will Ferrell?!?!?!? "

Posted Jul 2, 2014

Willie Waffle

8 17%

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

"Transformers: Age Of Extinction will remind you of every reason why you love and hate Michael Bay. "

Posted Jun 27, 2014

Willie Waffle

9 54%

Jersey Boys (2014)

"An emotionally numb movie."

Posted Jun 20, 2014

Willie Waffle

10 25%

Think Like a Man Too (2014)

"Been there. Done that."

Posted Jun 20, 2014

Willie Waffle

11 92%

How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)

"Can we give it a rating of PG-10 or PG-11? "

Posted Jun 13, 2014

Willie Waffle

12 85%

22 Jump Street (2014)

"Like they say, if ain't broke, don't fix it. "

Posted Jun 12, 2014

Willie Waffle

13 80%

The Fault In Our Stars (2014)

"It's fun to see engaging teens instead of brooding vampires. "

Posted Jun 6, 2014

Willie Waffle

14 90%

Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

"Tom Cruise might be the only great action movie hero left in this business. "

Posted Jun 6, 2014

Willie Waffle

15 33%

A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

"MacFarlane's best jokes come from that crazy, yet very true statement as we see all of the ways someone can die in the godforsaken dirt bowl that is the Wild Wild West. "

Posted May 30, 2014

Willie Waffle

16 49%

Maleficent (2014)

"Maleficent is a twisted version of Sleeping Beauty that is much too serious. "

Posted May 30, 2014

Willie Waffle

17 92%

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

"Amazing"

Posted May 23, 2014

Willie Waffle

18 14%

Blended (2014)

"You have to admit it is not half as horrendous as some of his other movies. "

Posted May 23, 2014

Willie Waffle

19 74%

Godzilla (2014)

"Some solid special effects (they got Godzilla right), lots of stuff blowing up and plenty of cool creatures that make this a classic monster movie, but it needs more Bryan Cranston and more humanity. "

Posted May 16, 2014

Willie Waffle

20 61%

Million Dollar Arm (2014)

"The predictable and formulaic movie you expect it to be, but it's so warm and loving, you are willing to go along with it."

Posted May 16, 2014

Willie Waffle

21 88%

Chef (2014)

"Favreau's heart is in the right place with Chef. "

Posted May 16, 2014

Willie Waffle

22 73%

Neighbors (2014)

"Has some funny moments, but it's not a great movie. "

Posted May 9, 2014

Willie Waffle

23 16%

Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (2014)

"It sounds more like a threat than a promise."

Posted May 9, 2014

Willie Waffle

24 53%

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

"Garfield is great as Peter Parker. "

Posted May 2, 2014

Willie Waffle

25 23%

The Other Woman (2014)

"Maybe it just lacks a good Taylor Swift song to give it that vibe of vengeance it needs so badly, but I think it's more than that. "

Posted Apr 25, 2014

Willie Waffle

26 26%

Brick Mansions (2014)

"Brick Mansions needs to be torn down and rebuilt. "

Posted Apr 25, 2014

Willie Waffle

27 19%

Transcendence (2014)

"Transcendence is a movie that sneaks up on you."

Posted Apr 18, 2014

Willie Waffle

28 91%

Bears (2014)

"When focused on nature, Bears is breathtaking. "

Posted Apr 18, 2014

Willie Waffle

29 46%

Heaven Is for Real (2014)

"An extremely emotional movie. Kinnear is awesome, and this could be considered among one of the best performances of his career. "

Posted Apr 16, 2014

Willie Waffle

30 62%

Draft Day (2014)

"Draft Day has its ups and downs, but it's a fun ride."

Posted Apr 11, 2014

Willie Waffle

31 74%

Oculus (2014)

"A few more moments that shock us out of our seats would have made Oculus memorable instead of moody. "

Posted Apr 11, 2014

Willie Waffle

32 47%

Rio 2 (2014)

"How is this rated G? "

Posted Apr 11, 2014

Willie Waffle

33 89%

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

"The most contemplative and challenging of the Avengers movies. "

Posted Apr 4, 2014

Willie Waffle

34 77%

Noah (2014)

"Wants to use the Noah brand name, but not embrace the story. "

Posted Mar 28, 2014

Willie Waffle

35 64%

Bad Words (2014)

"Bateman outright acts as Bad Santa as he can without getting sued for copyright infringement. "

Posted Mar 28, 2014

Willie Waffle

36 20%

Sabotage (2014)

"Instead of being cool and macho, Sabotage comes off more like a dude with a Napoleonic Complex who is overcompensating for something. "

Posted Mar 28, 2014

Willie Waffle

37 79%

Muppets Most Wanted (2014)

"If it was based on a famous young adult book series, and Kermit looked studly with his shirt off, The Muppets Most Wanted would be a 21st century masterpiece! "

Posted Mar 21, 2014

Willie Waffle

38 41%

Divergent (2014)

"If I was a 13-year old girl, Divergent would be my GoodFellas. "

Posted Mar 21, 2014

Willie Waffle

39 22%

Need For Speed (2014)

"It's The Cannonball Run minus Dom DeLuise! But, it turns out Dom DeLuise is the key to that whole formula working. Who knew? "

Posted Mar 14, 2014

Willie Waffle

40 78%

Veronica Mars (2014)

"I never watched an episode of Veronica Mars when it was on TV, but you don't need to be a die hard fan to like the film. "

Posted Mar 14, 2014

Willie Waffle

41 92%

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

"Fiennes is on fire in one of the best roles of his career. "

Posted Mar 14, 2014

Willie Waffle

42 42%

300: Rise of an Empire (2014)

"A movie completely and utterly designed around one special effect repeated over and over and over and over again to the point of cartoonishness. "

Posted Mar 7, 2014

Willie Waffle

43 60%

Non-Stop (2014)

"Non-Stop can be downright ridiculous and stupid, but it is darn entertaining. "

Posted Feb 28, 2014

Willie Waffle

44 21%

Son Of God (2014)

"The first hour is klunky. However, the rest of Son of God is a dramatic and compelling telling of The Passion Play, especially because of Morgado. "

Posted Feb 28, 2014

Willie Waffle

45 29%

3 Days To Kill (2014)

"I don't want to believe a professional writer came up with this stuff. "

Posted Feb 21, 2014

Willie Waffle

46 13%

Winter's Tale (2014)

"I thought Labor Day had the most ludicrous plot of the year, but it looks like freaking Hamlet next to Winter's Tale. "

Posted Feb 14, 2014

Willie Waffle

47 15%

Endless Love (2014)

"It's the greatest love story no one ever wanted told. "

Posted Feb 14, 2014

Willie Waffle

48 68%

About Last Night (2014)

"It's another remake of an 80's movie! Somewhere, Billy Ocean plots his comeback. "

Posted Feb 14, 2014

Willie Waffle

49 49%

RoboCop (2014)

"Shouldn't I be exempt from seeing the remakes if I already lived through the horror the first time? I demand to invoke that clause if they remake Weekend at Bernie's."

Posted Feb 13, 2014

Willie Waffle

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