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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 65%

A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)

"Neeson is the best at portraying morally righteous annoyance"

Posted Sep 19, 2014

Willie Waffle

2 43%

This Is Where I Leave You (2014)

"A nice try."

Posted Sep 19, 2014

Willie Waffle

3 70%

Dolphin Tale 2 (2014)

"You have to be the second coming of Hitler or Ray Rice not to have your heart warmed by all of that cuteness."

Posted Sep 12, 2014

Willie Waffle

4 7%

The Identical (2014)

"The Oscar winner for most bland movie of the year."

Posted Sep 5, 2014

Willie Waffle

5 27%

As Above/So Below (2014)

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here"

Posted Aug 29, 2014

Willie Waffle

6 35%

The November Man (2014)

"Lifeless dialogue spoken by guys trying to look tough and sound tough with only one of them succeeding (the other one is Luke Bracey)."

Posted Aug 28, 2014

Willie Waffle

7 46%

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)

"A sumptuous visual feast for the eyes engulfing the audience in a dark, bleak world. "

Posted Aug 22, 2014

Willie Waffle

8 35%

The Giver (2014)

"While our characters on screen are going through an emotional awakening, the audience is being put to sleep."

Posted Aug 15, 2014

Willie Waffle

9 33%

The Expendables 3 (2014)

"Just blow stuff up!"

Posted Aug 15, 2014

Willie Waffle

10 20%

Let's Be Cops (2014)

"Maybe they could show Let's Be Cops to prisoners doing life in Attica, or would that be cruel and unusual punishment?"

Posted Aug 14, 2014

Willie Waffle

11 20%

Into The Storm (2014)

"I want to be amazed by Into The Storm, but hasn't Sharknado spoiled all disaster films for an entire generation? How can you top sharks flying through the air?"

Posted Aug 8, 2014

Willie Waffle

12 19%

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

"I have to admit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles didn't stink as much as I worried it would."

Posted Aug 8, 2014

Willie Waffle

13 92%

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

"A wisecracking raccoon is saving the summer."

Posted Aug 1, 2014

Willie Waffle

14 60%

Hercules (2014)

"It is hard to take a movie seriously when the hero is parading around with a lion's skull on the top of his head. "

Posted Jul 25, 2014

Willie Waffle

15 66%

Lucy (2014)

"Sets up a perfect Charles Bronson-style vengeance movie, but goes and screws it up by getting artsy! "

Posted Jul 25, 2014

Willie Waffle

16 18%

Sex Tape (2014)

"Diaz and Segel stumble through the film as if no one wrote a script and they are the worst improvisational comics on the planet. "

Posted Jul 18, 2014

Willie Waffle

17 44%

Planes: Fire And Rescue (2014)

"If you truly want to honor firefighters, make a better movie. "

Posted Jul 18, 2014

Willie Waffle

18 90%

Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014)

"Premature climaxing dampens the mood. "

Posted Jul 11, 2014

Willie Waffle

19 48%

Earth to Echo (2014)

"Adults may walk out of this movie with a craving for Reese's Pieces. "

Posted Jul 3, 2014

Willie Waffle

20 24%

Tammy (2014)

"When did Melissa McCarthy morph into Will Ferrell?!?!?!? "

Posted Jul 2, 2014

Willie Waffle

21 18%

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

"Transformers: Age Of Extinction will remind you of every reason why you love and hate Michael Bay. "

Posted Jun 27, 2014

Willie Waffle

22 53%

Jersey Boys (2014)

"An emotionally numb movie."

Posted Jun 20, 2014

Willie Waffle

23 23%

Think Like a Man Too (2014)

"Been there. Done that."

Posted Jun 20, 2014

Willie Waffle

24 92%

How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)

"Can we give it a rating of PG-10 or PG-11? "

Posted Jun 13, 2014

Willie Waffle

25 84%

22 Jump Street (2014)

"Like they say, if ain't broke, don't fix it. "

Posted Jun 12, 2014

Willie Waffle

26 80%

The Fault In Our Stars (2014)

"It's fun to see engaging teens instead of brooding vampires. "

Posted Jun 6, 2014

Willie Waffle

27 90%

Live Die Repeat: Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

"Tom Cruise might be the only great action movie hero left in this business. "

Posted Jun 6, 2014

Willie Waffle

28 33%

A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

"MacFarlane's best jokes come from that crazy, yet very true statement as we see all of the ways someone can die in the godforsaken dirt bowl that is the Wild Wild West. "

Posted May 30, 2014

Willie Waffle

29 48%

Maleficent (2014)

"Maleficent is a twisted version of Sleeping Beauty that is much too serious. "

Posted May 30, 2014

Willie Waffle

30 91%

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

"Amazing"

Posted May 23, 2014

Willie Waffle

31 13%

Blended (2014)

"You have to admit it is not half as horrendous as some of his other movies. "

Posted May 23, 2014

Willie Waffle

32 73%

Godzilla (2014)

"Some solid special effects (they got Godzilla right), lots of stuff blowing up and plenty of cool creatures that make this a classic monster movie, but it needs more Bryan Cranston and more humanity. "

Posted May 16, 2014

Willie Waffle

33 62%

Million Dollar Arm (2014)

"The predictable and formulaic movie you expect it to be, but it's so warm and loving, you are willing to go along with it."

Posted May 16, 2014

Willie Waffle

34 88%

Chef (2014)

"Favreau's heart is in the right place with Chef. "

Posted May 16, 2014

Willie Waffle

35 73%

Neighbors (2014)

"Has some funny moments, but it's not a great movie. "

Posted May 9, 2014

Willie Waffle

36 16%

Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (2014)

"It sounds more like a threat than a promise."

Posted May 9, 2014

Willie Waffle

37 53%

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

"Garfield is great as Peter Parker. "

Posted May 2, 2014

Willie Waffle

38 24%

The Other Woman (2014)

"Maybe it just lacks a good Taylor Swift song to give it that vibe of vengeance it needs so badly, but I think it's more than that. "

Posted Apr 25, 2014

Willie Waffle

39 26%

Brick Mansions (2014)

"Brick Mansions needs to be torn down and rebuilt. "

Posted Apr 25, 2014

Willie Waffle

40 19%

Transcendence (2014)

"Transcendence is a movie that sneaks up on you."

Posted Apr 18, 2014

Willie Waffle

41 89%

Bears (2014)

"When focused on nature, Bears is breathtaking. "

Posted Apr 18, 2014

Willie Waffle

42 46%

Heaven Is for Real (2014)

"An extremely emotional movie. Kinnear is awesome, and this could be considered among one of the best performances of his career. "

Posted Apr 16, 2014

Willie Waffle

43 62%

Draft Day (2014)

"Draft Day has its ups and downs, but it's a fun ride."

Posted Apr 11, 2014

Willie Waffle

44 74%

Oculus (2014)

"A few more moments that shock us out of our seats would have made Oculus memorable instead of moody. "

Posted Apr 11, 2014

Willie Waffle

45 48%

Rio 2 (2014)

"How is this rated G? "

Posted Apr 11, 2014

Willie Waffle

46 89%

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

"The most contemplative and challenging of the Avengers movies. "

Posted Apr 4, 2014

Willie Waffle

47 77%

Noah (2014)

"Wants to use the Noah brand name, but not embrace the story. "

Posted Mar 28, 2014

Willie Waffle

48 65%

Bad Words (2014)

"Bateman outright acts as Bad Santa as he can without getting sued for copyright infringement. "

Posted Mar 28, 2014

Willie Waffle

49 19%

Sabotage (2014)

"Instead of being cool and macho, Sabotage comes off more like a dude with a Napoleonic Complex who is overcompensating for something. "

Posted Mar 28, 2014

Willie Waffle

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