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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
53%

Safe House (2012)

"You're going to love seeing Reynolds and Washington teamed together, I just wish the script gave them more to do. "

Willie Waffle

32%

The Vow (2012)

"Not as heinous and mushy as dudes fear, and not as romantic and dreamy as the ladies might be hoping."

Willie Waffle

72%

Big Miracle (2012)

"Wins most of us over by being nice about 90% of the time."

Willie Waffle

65%

The Woman in Black (2012)

"More frightening than Kathie Lee Gifford without her makeup. "

Willie Waffle

53%

Albert Nobbs (2012)

"Close earned that Oscar nomination, and seeing the movie will convince you of it as she gives the performance of a lifetime."

Willie Waffle

32%

Man on a Ledge (2012)

"Certainly defies logic, but does find a way to hook the audience into wondering how this whole massive scheme is going to end. "

Willie Waffle

77%

The Grey (2012)

"The wolves look phony. If you want the audience to get all scared, the predators need to be more ferocious than Scooby Doo. "

Willie Waffle

80%

Haywire (2012)

"One of the benefits is Carano's screen presence and an ability to kick booty approaching that of Jason Statham. "

Willie Waffle

36%

Red Tails (2012)

"Some exciting action as the pilots engage in daring dog fights and aerial maneuvers. Plus, this is one of the finest acting ensembles put together for any movie. "

Willie Waffle

45%

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2012)

"One of the most emotional movies you will ever see in your life. "

Willie Waffle

72%

Carnage (2011)

"One of those movies that tears back the curtain of civility to reveal what people truly think and feel, which leads to plenty of hearty laughs and some shocks."

Willie Waffle

54%

The Iron Lady (2012)

"If it wasn't for Streep, The Iron Lady wouldn't be nearly compelling and comprehensive enough. "

Willie Waffle

48%

Contraband (2012)

"An enjoyable movie when you don't have high expectations. "

Willie Waffle

53%

In the Land of Blood and Honey (2011)

"A daring and ambitious undertaking for a first time writer and director"

Willie Waffle

5%

The Devil Inside (2012)

"The ending for The Devil Inside was so bad and people were jeering so loudly you would have thought Mel Gibson just walked into the synagogue on Saturday. "

Willie Waffle

97%

The Artist (2011)

"It's about more than the gimmick, and The Artist will be calling to you, entrancing you and making you feel the love. "

Willie Waffle

63%

We Bought a Zoo (2011)

"Sure, some if it may be a bit too cute for words, but the smile on your face will overcome the feelings of Bah Humbug that might be trying to sneak out of you. "

Willie Waffle

76%

War Horse (2011)

"They should call it Bore Horse."

Willie Waffle

75%

The Adventures of Tintin (2011)

"A comic book adventure without much nuance or subtlety,but those action scenes make the movie. "

Willie Waffle

87%

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)

"Practically screams out that it wants to be cool, and succeeds most of the time. "

Willie Waffle

93%

Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011)

"Watching Cruise as Hunt climb the tallest building in the world stands out as one of the greatest scenes in movies in 2011."

Willie Waffle

84%

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)

"James Bond is the face of British super spies, but Gary Oldman might be the only guy cool enough to challenge him for the crown."

Willie Waffle

82%

Young Adult (2011)

"Theron is amazingly, absolutely fabulous"

Willie Waffle

60%

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)

"It's like a big, fancy fireworks display. It doesn't have any real meaning or intellectual challenges, but you enjoy watching the pretty lights. "

Willie Waffle

22%

The Sitter (2011)

"Jonah Hill is a charming and hilarious guy who makes this movie funnier than it really is. "

Willie Waffle

8%

New Year's Eve (2011)

"The band abandoned Bon Jovi and let him make this movie on his own, showing Richie Sambora has higher standards than Robert DeNiro."

Willie Waffle

97%

The Muppets (2011)

"Don't call it a comeback. The Muppets never went away."

Willie Waffle

92%

Arthur Christmas (2011)

"Equal parts old fashioned heart and new fashioned sass and visual stimulus"

Willie Waffle

84%

My Week with Marilyn (2011)

"Everyone keeps talking about how Michelle Williams is magnificent as Marilyn Monroe. And, she is. "

Willie Waffle

90%

The Descendants (2011)

"George Clooney shows up for Oscar season more reliably than Elmer Fudd shows up for the first day of Rabbit Season (or maybe that's Duck Season)"

Willie Waffle

25%

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011)

"This is the one where things start to get silly."

Willie Waffle

44%

J. Edgar (2011)

"It's about more than the dress."

Willie Waffle

78%

Melancholia (2011)

"I see Lars Von Trier movies to remind me why I hate Lars Von Trier movies. "

Willie Waffle

3%

Jack and Jill (2011)

"Not so much a movie, but a challenge to your soul. Maybe it is designed to make us wonder if there is a God, and if he will save you from this disaster. He won't. "

Willie Waffle

74%

Like Crazy (2011)

"Like Bland."

Willie Waffle

69%

A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (2011)

"This movie is so mischievous, you might have to be Gandhi or Mother Theresa to get off of Santa's naughty list after buying a ticket."

Willie Waffle

68%

Tower Heist (2011)

"It might not be a detailed heist movie, and Tower Heist might not be perfect, but it is perfectly funny. "

Willie Waffle

83%

The Man Nobody Knew: In Search of My Father, CIA Spymaster William Colby (2011)

"Goes a bit further than that to become a study of American foreign policy and CIA involvement"

Willie Waffle

47%

Anonymous (2011)

"Full of so many soap opera twists and turns you would have thought Shakespeare or Aaron Spelling came up with the plot."

Willie Waffle

37%

In Time (2011)

"A cool idea, but not executed as well as it could be. "

Willie Waffle

50%

The Rum Diary (2011)

"A more interesting movie if you have some rum in you at the time. "

Willie Waffle

67%

Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

"Directors Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman didn't invent the Paranormal Activity formula, but they sure do spice it up! "

Willie Waffle

48%

The Mighty Macs (2011)

"It's Hoosiers in high heels with a splash of holy water. It's hard not to get sucked into the underdog story"

Willie Waffle

36%

The Thing (2011)

"They want to make the movie into some sort of psychological thriller, but all of that takes a back seat to trying to set the alien on fire with a flamethrower"

Willie Waffle

39%

The Big Year (2011)

"It's the mayonnaise of movies."

Willie Waffle

70%

Footloose (2011)

"You got to turn me around and put my feet on the ground, so I can walk out as quickly as possible. "

Willie Waffle

59%

Real Steel (2011)

"It was so cheesy, I was ready to call it a Feast of Fromage. Yet, amazingly, shockingly, in defiance of everything I hold dear, Real Steel didn't stink."

Willie Waffle

85%

The Ides of March (2011)

"Clooney keeps trying to remind us we are watching a movie. Instead of sucking us in, he is sucking us out. "

Willie Waffle

29%

Machine Gun Preacher (2011)

"Such an odd story of extremes."

Willie Waffle

24%

What's Your Number? (2011)

"I am worried any movie playing in an adjoining theater might get herpes. "

Willie Waffle

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