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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 77%

The Book of Life (2014)

"I feel like a traitor for not liking The Book Of Life"

Posted Oct 17, 2014

Willie Waffle

2 79%

Fury (2014)

"Fury was one good casting decision away from being an Oscar winner, but it still might be a contender."

Posted Oct 17, 2014

Willie Waffle

3 47%

The Judge (2014)

"An extremely contrived movie propped up by amazing performances."

Posted Oct 10, 2014

Willie Waffle

4 64%

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2014)

"I think the adults in my theater appreciated it more than the kids."

Posted Oct 10, 2014

Willie Waffle

5 88%

Gone Girl (2014)

"Delicious junk food for your soul."

Posted Oct 3, 2014

Willie Waffle

6 31%

Annabelle (2014)

"You have to expect a certain camp factor when the movie is about a haunted doll. They should have embraced it, owned it and exploited it. "

Posted Oct 3, 2014

Willie Waffle

7 62%

The Equalizer (2014)

"Where there is injustice, there is Denzel Washington kicking injustice in the booty, and we are cheering him on!"

Posted Sep 26, 2014

Willie Waffle

8 74%

The Boxtrolls (2014)

"All Sorts of Ick."

Posted Sep 26, 2014

Willie Waffle

9 67%

A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)

"Neeson is the best at portraying morally righteous annoyance"

Posted Sep 19, 2014

Willie Waffle

10 43%

This Is Where I Leave You (2014)

"A nice try."

Posted Sep 19, 2014

Willie Waffle

11 69%

Dolphin Tale 2 (2014)

"You have to be the second coming of Hitler or Ray Rice not to have your heart warmed by all of that cuteness."

Posted Sep 12, 2014

Willie Waffle

12 7%

The Identical (2014)

"The Oscar winner for most bland movie of the year."

Posted Sep 5, 2014

Willie Waffle

13 27%

As Above/So Below (2014)

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here"

Posted Aug 29, 2014

Willie Waffle

14 36%

The November Man (2014)

"Lifeless dialogue spoken by guys trying to look tough and sound tough with only one of them succeeding (the other one is Luke Bracey)."

Posted Aug 28, 2014

Willie Waffle

15 44%

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)

"A sumptuous visual feast for the eyes engulfing the audience in a dark, bleak world. "

Posted Aug 22, 2014

Willie Waffle

16 35%

The Giver (2014)

"While our characters on screen are going through an emotional awakening, the audience is being put to sleep."

Posted Aug 15, 2014

Willie Waffle

17 33%

The Expendables 3 (2014)

"Just blow stuff up!"

Posted Aug 15, 2014

Willie Waffle

18 20%

Let's Be Cops (2014)

"Maybe they could show Let's Be Cops to prisoners doing life in Attica, or would that be cruel and unusual punishment?"

Posted Aug 14, 2014

Willie Waffle

19 20%

Into The Storm (2014)

"I want to be amazed by Into The Storm, but hasn't Sharknado spoiled all disaster films for an entire generation? How can you top sharks flying through the air?"

Posted Aug 8, 2014

Willie Waffle

20 22%

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

"I have to admit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles didn't stink as much as I worried it would."

Posted Aug 8, 2014

Willie Waffle

21 91%

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

"A wisecracking raccoon is saving the summer."

Posted Aug 1, 2014

Willie Waffle

22 60%

Hercules (2014)

"It is hard to take a movie seriously when the hero is parading around with a lion's skull on the top of his head. "

Posted Jul 25, 2014

Willie Waffle

23 66%

Lucy (2014)

"Sets up a perfect Charles Bronson-style vengeance movie, but goes and screws it up by getting artsy! "

Posted Jul 25, 2014

Willie Waffle

24 18%

Sex Tape (2014)

"Diaz and Segel stumble through the film as if no one wrote a script and they are the worst improvisational comics on the planet. "

Posted Jul 18, 2014

Willie Waffle

25 44%

Planes: Fire And Rescue (2014)

"If you truly want to honor firefighters, make a better movie. "

Posted Jul 18, 2014

Willie Waffle

26 90%

Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014)

"Premature climaxing dampens the mood. "

Posted Jul 11, 2014

Willie Waffle

27 48%

Earth to Echo (2014)

"Adults may walk out of this movie with a craving for Reese's Pieces. "

Posted Jul 3, 2014

Willie Waffle

28 24%

Tammy (2014)

"When did Melissa McCarthy morph into Will Ferrell?!?!?!? "

Posted Jul 2, 2014

Willie Waffle

29 18%

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

"Transformers: Age Of Extinction will remind you of every reason why you love and hate Michael Bay. "

Posted Jun 27, 2014

Willie Waffle

30 53%

Jersey Boys (2014)

"An emotionally numb movie."

Posted Jun 20, 2014

Willie Waffle

31 23%

Think Like a Man Too (2014)

"Been there. Done that."

Posted Jun 20, 2014

Willie Waffle

32 92%

How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)

"Can we give it a rating of PG-10 or PG-11? "

Posted Jun 13, 2014

Willie Waffle

33 84%

22 Jump Street (2014)

"Like they say, if ain't broke, don't fix it. "

Posted Jun 12, 2014

Willie Waffle

34 80%

The Fault In Our Stars (2014)

"It's fun to see engaging teens instead of brooding vampires. "

Posted Jun 6, 2014

Willie Waffle

35 90%

Live Die Repeat: Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

"Tom Cruise might be the only great action movie hero left in this business. "

Posted Jun 6, 2014

Willie Waffle

36 33%

A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

"MacFarlane's best jokes come from that crazy, yet very true statement as we see all of the ways someone can die in the godforsaken dirt bowl that is the Wild Wild West. "

Posted May 30, 2014

Willie Waffle

37 49%

Maleficent (2014)

"Maleficent is a twisted version of Sleeping Beauty that is much too serious. "

Posted May 30, 2014

Willie Waffle

38 92%

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

"Amazing"

Posted May 23, 2014

Willie Waffle

39 14%

Blended (2014)

"You have to admit it is not half as horrendous as some of his other movies. "

Posted May 23, 2014

Willie Waffle

40 73%

Godzilla (2014)

"Some solid special effects (they got Godzilla right), lots of stuff blowing up and plenty of cool creatures that make this a classic monster movie, but it needs more Bryan Cranston and more humanity. "

Posted May 16, 2014

Willie Waffle

41 61%

Million Dollar Arm (2014)

"The predictable and formulaic movie you expect it to be, but it's so warm and loving, you are willing to go along with it."

Posted May 16, 2014

Willie Waffle

42 88%

Chef (2014)

"Favreau's heart is in the right place with Chef. "

Posted May 16, 2014

Willie Waffle

43 73%

Neighbors (2014)

"Has some funny moments, but it's not a great movie. "

Posted May 9, 2014

Willie Waffle

44 16%

Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (2014)

"It sounds more like a threat than a promise."

Posted May 9, 2014

Willie Waffle

45 53%

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

"Garfield is great as Peter Parker. "

Posted May 2, 2014

Willie Waffle

46 24%

The Other Woman (2014)

"Maybe it just lacks a good Taylor Swift song to give it that vibe of vengeance it needs so badly, but I think it's more than that. "

Posted Apr 25, 2014

Willie Waffle

47 26%

Brick Mansions (2014)

"Brick Mansions needs to be torn down and rebuilt. "

Posted Apr 25, 2014

Willie Waffle

48 19%

Transcendence (2014)

"Transcendence is a movie that sneaks up on you."

Posted Apr 18, 2014

Willie Waffle

49 89%

Bears (2014)

"When focused on nature, Bears is breathtaking. "

Posted Apr 18, 2014

Willie Waffle