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86%
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Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
|
"All hail director J.J. Abrams! He hit gold again. "
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Willie Waffle
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50%
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The Great Gatsby (2013)
|
"The biggest bombs of the blockbuster summer season open up in the second weekend of May. This weekend, that movie is The Great Gatsby, and you can hear the ka-boom all the way to Australia, Old Sport. "
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Willie Waffle
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78%
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Iron Man 3 (2013)
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"Iron Man is starting to run out of juice. Walk away and leave while on top."
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Willie Waffle
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46%
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Pain & Gain (2013)
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"Full of great performances, and, sometimes, is amazingly compelling. "
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Willie Waffle
|
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8%
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The Big Wedding (2013)
|
"Katherine Heigl puked on Robert De Niro, and he still had a better time than I did at The Big Wedding."
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Willie Waffle
|
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55%
|
Oblivion (2013)
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"Think of Tom Cruise as a more intense and less charming Wall-E. "
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Willie Waffle
|
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68%
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Trance (2013)
|
"The most mind-boggling movie since Inception, in a good way."
|
Willie Waffle
|
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77%
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42 (2013)
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"It was also going to take a special actor to play Jackie Robinson, and the producers found him in Boseman."
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Willie Waffle
|
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62%
|
Evil Dead (2013)
|
"I think they really lost me when evil enters our heroine through her vajayjay (you can't unsee that)."
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
9%
|
The Host (2013)
|
"Almost everything said by Melanie sounds childish and outrageous. It makes The Host extremely immature. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
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28%
|
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)
|
"G.I. Joe: Retaliation is like Zero Dark Thirty written by 1st graders (and not the ones in the gifted class)."
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Willie Waffle
|
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47%
|
Olympus Has Fallen (2013)
|
"It's a very good action movie that makes me believe in Gerard Butler again."
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Willie Waffle
|
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69%
|
The Croods (2013)
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"Embodiment of the blandly mediocre as it teases you with the potential of being something better, but never reaching greatness. It's the Dallas Cowboys of the movies."
|
Willie Waffle
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66%
|
Spring Breakers (2013)
|
"Spring Breakers can make you feel the end of Western Civilization is nigh."
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Willie Waffle
|
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41%
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The Call (2013)
|
"The first hour is MARVELOUS! It's that last half hour that becomes, ummm, problematic (which is just a nice way to say the movie's last half hour STINKS!)."
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Willie Waffle
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37%
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The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013)
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"Jim Carrey looks like he is having fun again, maybe the first time he's had fun since Liar Liar. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
59%
|
Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)
|
"Franco appears to be more of a dude you would find at 7-11 late on a Friday night buying some Doritos than giving off the vibe of a movie star. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
25%
|
Phantom (2013)
|
"At first glance, Phantom has the promise of being one of those surprise sleeper movies ... then, like me, you fall asleep for 10 minutes during the movie. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
52%
|
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)
|
"Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the stink of a horrible bomb! "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
58%
|
Snitch (2013)
|
"While this is an extremely unlikely and farfetched scenario, I'll be damned if it doesn't work. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
46%
|
Beautiful Creatures (2013)
|
"Supposedly meaningful themes end up lost in the shuffle of endless, pointless dialogue and attempts to use some mysterious supernatural elements to excite our imaginations. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
15%
|
A Good Day To Die Hard (2013)
|
"Does this movie even have a writer?"
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
13%
|
Safe Haven (2013)
|
"Are you ready for a legendary love story to warm the cockles of your heart on Valentine's Day and redefine what love means in the 21st Century? Would you settle for Safe Haven?"
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
20%
|
Identity Thief (2013)
|
"Identity Thief elicited one giant shrug from me. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
85%
|
Side Effects (2013)
|
"A taught film noir that takes the audience into several different directions"
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
47%
|
Bullet to the Head (2013)
|
"Most of it makes you laugh when it shouldn't be"
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
80%
|
Warm Bodies (2013)
|
"One of those movies that pleasantly surprises you from scene to scene"
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
30%
|
Broken City (2013)
|
"Sadly, Wahlberg and Crowe put in strong performances with utter junk for material"
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
59%
|
The Last Stand (2013)
|
"The Last Stand isn't striving to be a significant artistic venture, and succeeds at that goal."
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
93%
|
Zero Dark Thirty (2013)
|
"Two movies in one, and one of those movies is the really good one, if you stick around long enough to see it. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
32%
|
Gangster Squad (2013)
|
"Gangster Squad is the antithesis of a great movie about 1940's Los Angeles"
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
51%
|
Promised Land (2013)
|
"Promised Land can say whatever it wants about fracking and the environment and big corporate business. What really bothers me about the movie is that it stinks. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
81%
|
The Impossible (2012)
|
"The most intense, shocking scenes you can imagine"
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
88%
|
Django Unchained (2012)
|
"Underneath all of the bluster and irony, Django Unchained mostly is a buddy film. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
69%
|
Les Misérables (2012)
|
"Anne Hathaway as Fantine is absolutely 100% amazing. She's so good, I almost forgot that I hate her."
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
52%
|
This is 40 (2012)
|
"The movie lacks any kind of structure to justify its existence."
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
61%
|
Jack Reacher (2012)
|
"Reacher is a great character, but the movie gets sillier and more over-the-top as the film moves towards its conclusion. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
38%
|
The Guilt Trip (2012)
|
"If you see The Guilt Trip and don't immediately call your Mommy, you are almost not human. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
65%
|
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
|
"Moments of brilliance and moments of boredom"
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
75%
|
Killing Them Softly (2012)
|
"He's got the vibe down. Same with the attitude, dialogue, origins and scenery, but he didn't quite get his hands wrapped around the storytelling element. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
13%
|
Red Dawn (2012)
|
"Even though it is a remake and everyone involved has tried to modernize the film and story, Red Dawn feels like an old fashioned, out of touch movie. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
88%
|
Life of Pi (2012)
|
"The only way to truly enjoy Life of Pi is by bringing a pumpkin pie with you to the movie theater. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
92%
|
Silver Linings Playbook (2012)
|
"It might be contrived that way, but we are willing to forgive and accept because the path to what we expect is rewarding. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
48%
|
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012)
|
"Will Chris Hansen and the Dateline NBC team burst out of the woods to catch that predator Jacob?"
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
92%
|
Skyfall (2012)
|
"The whole franchise has been given a new shot of vitality and vigor."
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
89%
|
Lincoln (2012)
|
"An average movie blessed with an amazing performance. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
78%
|
Flight (2012)
|
"Almost perfect"
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
86%
|
Wreck-it Ralph (2012)
|
"Sarah Silverman puts in one of the greatest voice acting performances you will ever see or hear in your life. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
33%
|
Chasing Mavericks (2012)
|
"They should have just called it Karate Kid: Surf's Up!"
|
Willie Waffle
|
|
67%
|
Cloud Atlas (2012)
|
"The filmmakers show amazing ability to keep you paying attention for three hours to absolutely nothing. "
|
Willie Waffle
|
75%
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