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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 92%

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

"There have been few must-see films of the 2014 summer season, but Guardians of the Galaxy is definitely one."

Posted Aug 1, 2014

Kevin Carr

2 65%

Lucy (2014)

"It's what summer movies are all about, and it has no shame in achieving this."

Posted Jul 30, 2014

Kevin Carr

3 90%

Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014)

"With digital effects that blur the lines of reality as much as this film does, I'm further excited to see what they do with the next sequel."

Posted Jul 30, 2014

Kevin Carr

4 61%

Hercules (2014)

"like Clash of the Titans without titans or much clashing going on"

Posted Jul 29, 2014

Kevin Carr

5 48%

Rio 2 (2014)

"I'm endlessly frustrated at not being able to have entertainment without a side of political and social preaching. Still, Rio 2 is a cute enough movie."

Posted Jul 29, 2014

Kevin Carr

6 ——

Once Upon a Time in Vietnam (2014)

"painfully derivative"

Posted Jul 29, 2014

Kevin Carr

7 ——

GETT le procès de Viviane Amsalem (Gett: The Trial of Viviane Amsalem) ()

"We see a woman imprisoned in her own marriage, and even though there is no direct reason why she needs the divorce, she is unable to have her own goals realized."

Posted Jul 18, 2014

Kevin Carr

8 53%

Blood Ties (2014)

"feels like an over-adapted novel"

Posted Jul 9, 2014

Kevin Carr

9 ——

Joy Ride 3 (Unrated) (2014)

"With no hope for the characters, there's no emotional investment in a horror film, and it then becomes and expensive albeit creative fake snuff film."

Posted Jul 9, 2014

Kevin Carr

10 ——

No Vacancy (2014)

"so full of flaws that it doesn't hold any water"

Posted Jul 9, 2014

Kevin Carr

11 ——

Alpha Alert (2014)

"Overall, Alpha Alert delivers a decent thriller for a smaller direct-to-video scale production."

Posted Jul 9, 2014

Kevin Carr

12 11%

Heatstroke (2014)

"While the characters can be irritating and problematic at times, they are not unrealistic."

Posted Jul 7, 2014

Kevin Carr

13 29%

Cabin Fever 3: Patient Zero (2014)

"The best thing I can say about Cabin Fever: Patient Zero is that it works for people who love blood and gore."

Posted Jun 29, 2014

Kevin Carr

14 22%

Radio Free Albemuth (2014)

"Explores some interesting issues but saddled with many low-budget constraints that take away its level of theatrical experience that a film like this should have."

Posted Jun 29, 2014

Kevin Carr

15 89%

Obvious Child (2014)

"Obvious Child is so much more than just The Abortion Movie. It's a strong character study of a modern woman in New York City."

Posted Jun 29, 2014

Kevin Carr

16 18%

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

"You'll get the beer commercial filmmaking you've grown to know... I may end up hating it in retrospect, but I can't deny its mainstream fast food entertainment value."

Posted Jun 27, 2014

Kevin Carr

17 66%

The Rover (2014)

"The Rover is more than just the darkest timeline version of Pee Wee's Big Adventure. It's an examination of the human condition."

Posted Jun 20, 2014

Kevin Carr

18 25%

Think Like a Man Too (2014)

"It has some very funny moments, and a few touching ones as well. Sure, it gets corny at times, but overall, it's a very entertaining movie that can appeal to a broad audience."

Posted Jun 20, 2014

Kevin Carr

19 53%

Jersey Boys (2014)

"It's like a stroll through the park with your aging uncle as he recalls the good old days. I found myself antsy and wanting to move on almost as soon as the movie starts."

Posted Jun 20, 2014

Kevin Carr

20 88%

Alan Partridge (2014)

"Coogan walks that delicate line between being a character you love and a character you love to hate."

Posted Jun 13, 2014

Kevin Carr

21 79%

The Birdcage (1996)

"At its core, it is about human relationships. They're extreme relationships, and they're cross-wired to get an electric reaction, but they're real characters nonetheless."

Posted Jun 13, 2014

Kevin Carr

22 33%

Lullaby (2014)

"Lullaby gives a heartbreakingly realistic portrayal of the disease and not just what it does to the body, but to the family as well."

Posted Jun 13, 2014

Kevin Carr

23 84%

22 Jump Street (2014)

"I was let down by 22 Jump Street, and it once again proves that sequels are often inferior to their predecessor for a number of reasons."

Posted Jun 13, 2014

Kevin Carr

24 63%

The Sacrament (2014)

"The Sacrament is a chilling film that looks at the darkest side of human nature and what is truly capable in the hands of evil people."

Posted Jun 9, 2014

Kevin Carr

25 32%

Anna (2014)

"Anna plays with horror conventions but never really gets to the point of delivering real shocks."

Posted Jun 6, 2014

Kevin Carr

26 90%

Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

"one of the most deliciously exciting films to watch in the summer months"

Posted Jun 6, 2014

Kevin Carr

27 80%

The Fault In Our Stars (2014)

"Painfully predictable with oodles of cringe-worthy dialogue and overly convenient symbolism. I found myself rolling my eyes far more than I did wiping them."

Posted Jun 6, 2014

Kevin Carr

28 28%

The Game Plan (2007)

"In many ways, The Game Plan is really just a big-budget, feature-film version of a Disney Channel Original Movie."

Posted Jun 3, 2014

Kevin Carr

29 9%

The Comebacks (2007)

"it really tries too hard and has too many jokes that just fall flat"

Posted Jun 3, 2014

Kevin Carr

30 29%

Dragon Wars (2007)

"The film didn't promise anything more than it delivered."

Posted Jun 3, 2014

Kevin Carr

31 63%

Filth (2014)

"ultimately a forgettable film"

Posted May 30, 2014

Kevin Carr

32 33%

A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

"I suppose I was looking forward to A Million Ways to Die in the West just a little too much for my own good."

Posted May 30, 2014

Kevin Carr

33 48%

Maleficent (2014)

"As Maleficent's movie, the movie works. However, if Angelina Jolie is not there to carry the scene, it's a chore to watch."

Posted May 30, 2014

Kevin Carr

34 91%

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

"one of the best X-Men movies ever made"

Posted May 23, 2014

Kevin Carr

35 89%

Locke (2014)

"What we get is an intimate portrayal of a man's life as it implodes. And that is heartbreaking to watch."

Posted May 23, 2014

Kevin Carr

36 14%

Blended (2014)

"It's not flawless, mind you. However, compared to movies like Jack and Jill and Grown Ups 2, Blended is like Citizen Kane."

Posted May 23, 2014

Kevin Carr

37 83%

Belle (2014)

"After the film, I felt like I had been bound in a corset like the one worn by the main character. But that's not to say the film wasn't good. It just isn't my cup of tea."

Posted May 23, 2014

Kevin Carr

38 85%

Only Lovers Left Alive (2014)

"While it's not quite a horror movie, Jarmusch has some fun playing in horror's back yard."

Posted May 23, 2014

Kevin Carr

39 81%

The Hornet's Nest (2014)

"The Hornet's Nest is a powerful movie that shows what really happens on the ground during a conflict like this, and it's very apropos to view around Memorial Day."

Posted May 23, 2014

Kevin Carr

40 82%

The Deep End (2001)

"The Deep End is an unconventional thriller with unconventional characters, unconventional actors and an unconventional pace. That serves the movie quite well."

Posted May 20, 2014

Kevin Carr

41 ——

Pocket Snails - Potty Adventure (2007)

"I wish it were as simple as showing your child a video."

Posted May 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

42 ——

Wallace & Gromit In Three Amazing Adventures (2005)

"great products of animation"

Posted May 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

43 62%

Million Dollar Arm (2014)

"It may not be the most memorable film out there, but Million Dollar Arm is a fine film that the whole family can enjoy."

Posted May 16, 2014

Kevin Carr

44 73%

Godzilla (2014)

"All the elements are in place for the new Godzilla movie to be great... however I expect more Godzilla in my Godzilla movie."

Posted May 16, 2014

Kevin Carr

45 52%

Lucky Bastard (2014)

"makes a point to tell a real horror story without getting overly exploitative or gimmicky"

Posted May 16, 2014

Kevin Carr

46 ——

Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie (2013)

"It may have been quite clever and hilarious a dozen or more years ago when it was conceived. Unfortunately, this just isn't a movie that works in 2014."

Posted May 13, 2014

Kevin Carr

47 34%

Stage Fright (2014)

"It might not spawn a new series of masked killer movies, but it certainly shows its adoration for them throughout the movie. It also has a beat, and you can dance to it."

Posted May 13, 2014

Kevin Carr

48 82%

The Double (2014)

"It can be an empowering story of how to handle one's identity and the ability to assert yourself. It can also be a movie about crumbling reality and madness."

Posted May 13, 2014

Kevin Carr

49 18%

Moms' Night Out (2014)

"Moms' Night Out is the kind of movie you can take your mother to without worrying that she'll get offended, and you can still have a good time with it."

Posted May 9, 2014

Kevin Carr

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