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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
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Anna: Ot shesti do vosemnadtsati (Anna: From Six Till Eighteen) (1999)

Rob Blackwelder

43%

Dinner for Schmucks (2010)

"If this were a movie about characters rather than overcooked situations and desperate slapstick -- and a lot shorter -- we might have had something. "

Jeffrey M. Anderson

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Ghost Rock (2004)

Rob Blackwelder

10%

House of D (2004)

Rob Blackwelder

47%

Don't Move (Non ti muovere) (2004)

Rob Blackwelder

86%

Howl's Moving Castle (2005)

"Click to see review."

Jeffrey M. Anderson

79%

Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005)

"One of the most delightful, family-friendly animated films in some time."

Jeffrey M. Anderson

6%

Underclassman (2005)

"Here we have a definite candidate for the year's worst picture."

Jeffrey M. Anderson

87%

A History of Violence (2005)

"David Cronenberg is out of his element in A History of Violence, and it shows."

Rob Blackwelder

37%

Dear Wendy (2005)

"The film's last act almost completely self-destructs, falling into blind, metaphor-baiting machinations."

Rob Blackwelder

64%

Roll Bounce (2005)

"Director Malcolm D. Lee has a gift for finding gold nuggets of personality and comedy in the tailings of over-mined plots."

Rob Blackwelder

38%

Flightplan (2005)

"The third act begins with another twist - but this one is so arduous, absurd and out of character for the film that the entire plot, stretching back to Scene One, is sabotaged"

Rob Blackwelder

83%

Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005)

"Blessed with memorably iconic characters and a creative, if fairly predictable plot, Corpse Bride is quick, droll, and destined to be a perennial Halloween favorite."

Rob Blackwelder

56%

Just Like Heaven (2005)

"When it comes to romantic chemistry, they never quite mesh, no matter what twinkle effect Waters puts on the screen when Ruffalo's hand touches Witherspoon's ethereal plane."

Rob Blackwelder

81%

Clueless (1995)

"The movie's simple yet spot-on characters and performances make the laughs timeless, no matter how firmly the film is set in 1995."

Rob Blackwelder

44%

The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)

"Part spine-tingling horror movie, part unorthodox courtroom drama, Emily Rose runs into trouble because it's ironically more credible as the former than the latter."

Rob Blackwelder

79%

The Thing (1982)

Rob Blackwelder

11%

The Man (2005)

"A boring, all-you-can-regurgitate buffet of buddy-movie/cop-movie banality, it would collapse under the weight of its own generic stupidity (without) Jackson and Levy."

Rob Blackwelder

92%

The Sting (1973)

Rob Blackwelder

95%

The Candidate (1972)

Rob Blackwelder

53%

An Unfinished Life (2005)

"Another sleepy, sweeping soft-serve melodrama from director Lasse Hallstrom...the story arc seems to have been drawn on graph paper rather than written in a script."

Rob Blackwelder

77%

Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Rob Blackwelder

84%

De Zaak Alzheimer (The Memory of a Killer) (The Alzheimer Case) (2005)

"The only thing that prevents The Memory of a Killer from seeming 100-percent Hollywood is the characters' speaking in subtitled Dutch."

Rob Blackwelder

6%

A Sound of Thunder (2005)

"A catastrophe of bad acting, ludicrous science and conspicuously cheap special effects that can't even follow its own internal logic from one scene to the next."

Rob Blackwelder

51%

Transporter 2 (2005)

"Few bad movies are more aggravating than a sequel that betrays everything which made its predecessor entertaining."

Rob Blackwelder

83%

The Constant Gardener (2005)

"A preachy but gripping socio-political thriller...directed by Fernando Meirelles with the same unblinking, sweaty, ground-level grittiness he brought to City of God."

Rob Blackwelder

32%

Pretty Persuasion (2005)

"Puerile social satire, stinging only insomuch as its unsophisticated wit and overwhelming smugness are painful to sit through."

Rob Blackwelder

7%

Undiscovered (2005)

"Can somebody tell me why we're supposed to care about these one-dimensional MTV-spawned caricatures? Writer John Galt and director Meiert Avis sure haven't offered any clues."

Rob Blackwelder

21%

Congo (1995)

Rob Blackwelder

38%

The Brothers Grimm (2005)

"A movie with a Terry Gilliam look and feel but without a Terry Gilliam soul. (The director) seems to have had his spirit broken by studio mandates and commercial constraints."

Rob Blackwelder

93%

Ascenseur pour l'échafaud (Elevator to the Gallows) (Lift to the Scaffold) (Frantic) (1958)

"In backwards-thinking terms, Malle was the Tarantino of his day, giving French cinema a creative, influential shot in the arm that opened new horizons in directorial thinking."

Rob Blackwelder

100%

The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

Rob Blackwelder

85%

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

"Since the clever, off-kilter, off-color, surprisingly character-driven guffaws just keep coming and coming, the movie is side-splitting in spite of its fundamental flaws."

Rob Blackwelder

37%

Asylum (2005)

"A mid-20th-century bodice-ripper about sexual obsession and questionable sanity, Asylum doesn't live up to its admirable pedigree."

Rob Blackwelder

79%

Red Eye (2005)

"Wes Craven tries his hand at Hitchcockian suspense in Red-Eye, and turns in a modest B-movie thriller that's just as invigorating as it is easy to pick apart."

Rob Blackwelder

9%

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

"I did get through it without being overwhelmed by the urge strangle myself, so the movie has that going for it."

Rob Blackwelder

52%

Four Brothers (2005)

"Singleton fills the screen with moody darkness (but) Four Brothers falls apart completely in the last act."

Rob Blackwelder

100%

The Gold Rush (1925)

"Curiously melancholy yet packed with laughs, the picture's funniest moments aren't even the famous ones."

Rob Blackwelder

86%

Junebug (2005)

"A dreary, stagnant story about people who make no effort to think or grow."

Rob Blackwelder

37%

The Skeleton Key (2005)

"A first-rate concept for a spine-tingling tale...rendered impotent by bland, generic execution."

Rob Blackwelder

85%

2046 (2005)

"Another achingly evocative and melancholy near-masterpiece from Wong Kar-Wai...blessed with vivid, visceral performances that burst at the seams with reserved passion."

Rob Blackwelder

88%

Broken Flowers (2005)

"...has a bottomless poignancy that Jarmusch cements in quiet character moments, symbolic imagery and out-of-reach temptations that wiggle effectively into the subconscious."

Rob Blackwelder

13%

The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

"Too much blah-blah, not enough 'Yeeehawww!'"

Rob Blackwelder

32%

November (2005)

"Those who give themselves over to Harrison's compelling machinations will be rewarded with a superbly unnerving mystery."

Rob Blackwelder

100%

The Maltese Falcon (1941)

Rob Blackwelder

34%

Must Love Dogs (2005)

"The film's curdled aftertaste is so frustrating that it may be hard to remember why Must Love Dogs ever seemed so endearing and entertaining in the first place."

Rob Blackwelder

73%

Sky High (2005)

"A cliché-dependent Disney cheapy that aims no higher than the unsophisticated standards of its pre-adolescent target audience -- and somehow succeeds in spite of itself."

Rob Blackwelder

100%

Tarzan the Ape Man (1932)

Rob Blackwelder

100%

Star Wars Trilogy ()

Rob Blackwelder

46%

Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)

Rob Blackwelder

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