Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck

Highest Rated: 100% CinemAbility (2018)

Lowest Rated: 0% The Leisure Class (2015)

Birthday: Aug 15, 1972

Birthplace: Berkeley, California

Tall and handsome in a meat-eating sort of way, Ben Affleck has the looks of a matinee idol and the résumé of an actor who honed his craft as an indie film slacker before flexing his muscles as a Hollywood star. A staple of Kevin Smith films and such seminal indies as Dazed and Confused, Affleck became a star and entered the annals of Hollywood legend when he and best friend Matt Damon wrote and starred in Good Will Hunting, winning a Best Original Screenplay Oscar for their work.Born in Berkeley, California on August 15, 1972 to a schoolteacher mother and drug rehab counselor father, Affleck was the oldest of two brothers. His younger brother, Casey, also became an actor. When he was very young, Affleck's family moved to the Boston area, and it was there that he broke into acting. At the age of eight, he starred in PBS's marine biology-themed The Voyage of the Mimi, endearing himself to junior high school science classes everywhere. The same year he made Mimi, Affleck made the acquaintance of Matt Damon, a boy two years his senior who lived down the street. The two became best friends and, of course, eventual collaborators. After a fling with higher education at both the University of Vermont and California's Occidental College, Affleck set out for Hollywood. He began appearing in made-for-TV movies and had a small role in School Ties, a 1992 film that also featured Damon. Further bit work followed in Richard Linklater's Dazed and Confused (1993) and Kevin Smith's Mallrats (1995). Around this time, both Affleck and Damon were getting fed up with the lack of substantial work to be found in Hollywood, and they decided to write a screenplay that would feature them as the leads. Affleck's brother Casey introduced them to Gus Van Sant, who had directed Casey in To Die For. Thanks to Van Sant's interest, the script was picked up by Miramax, and in 1997 the story of a troubled mathematical genius living in South Boston became known as Good Will Hunting. Before the film's release, Affleck starred in Smith's Chasing Amy that same year; the tale of a comic book artist (Affleck) in love with a lesbian (Joey Lauren Adams), it received good reviews and showed Affleck to be a viable leading man. The subsequent success of Good Will Hunting and the Best Original Screenplay Oscar awarded to Affleck and Damon effectively transformed both young men from struggling actors into Hollywood golden boys. Having won his own Golden Boy, Affleck settled comfortably into a reputation as one of the industry's most promising young actors. His status was further enhanced by widespread media reports of an ongoing relationship with Gwyneth Paltrow.The following year, Affleck could be seen in no less than three major films, ranging from his self-mocking supporting role in the Oscar-winning period comedy Shakespeare in Love to the thriller Phantoms to the big-budget box-office monster Armageddon. In 1999, Affleck continued to keep busy, appearing in a dizzying four movies. He could be seen as a dull bartender in 200 Cigarettes, an errant groom in Forces of Nature, a stock market head hunter in The Boiler Room, and a supporting cast member in Billy Bob Thornton's sophomore directorial effort, Daddy and Them. Finally, Affleck reunited with Smith and Damon for Dogma, starring with the latter as a pair of fallen angels in one of the year's more controversial films. In 2000, he would appear as an ex-con trying to mend his ways in Reindeer Games, with Charlize Theron. Re-teaming with Armageddon cohort Michael Bay again in 2001 for another exercise in overbudgeted excess, Affleck flew into action in Pearl Harbor. Despite unanimous lambasting from critics, Pearl Harbor blasted to number one at the box office, earning $75.2 million on its Memorial Day weekend opening and beginning a summer-2001 trend of high profile films with precipitous box-office runs. Following a self-mocking return to the Smith collective in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) and spearheading, a

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Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet The Way Back Jack Cunningham 2020
No Score Yet The Last Thing He Wanted Actor 2020
65% Jay & Silent Bob Reboot Actor 2019
72% Triple Frontier Tom "Redfly" Davis 2019
No Score Yet Laddie: The Man Behind the Movies Actor 2019
100% CinemAbility Actor 2018
No Score Yet The Trade Screenwriter Producer 2018
40% Justice League Bruce Wayne/Batman $227.1M 2017
100% Bending the Arc Executive Producer 2017
35% Live By Night Joe Coughlin Producer Director Screenwriter $10.4M 2017
52% The Accountant Christian Wolff $86.2M 2016
28% Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Bruce Wayne/Batman $293.8M 2016
No Score Yet DC Films Presents: Dawn of the Justice League Actor 2016
0% The Leisure Class Executive Producer 2015
87% Gone Girl Nick Dunne 2014
8% Runner Runner Ivan Block $19.4M 2013
46% To The Wonder Neil $0.6M 2013
No Score Yet Tales from the Warner Bros. Lot Actor 2013
96% Argo Tony Mendez Producer Director $136.1M 2012
67% The Company Men Bobby Walker $4.5M 2011
No Score Yet Unauthorized: The Harvey Weinstein Project Actor 2011
93% The Town Director Doug MacRay Screenwriter $92.2M 2010
No Score Yet Incorporated Executive Producer 2010
62% Extract Dean $10.7M 2009
84% State of Play Stephen Collins $37M 2009
41% He's Just Not That Into You Neil $93.9M 2009
No Score Yet Reporter Executive Producer 2009
No Score Yet Sleeper Producer 2009
94% Gone Baby Gone Screenwriter Director $20.4M 2007
30% Smokin' Aces Jack Dupree $35.7M 2007
57% Feast Executive Producer 2006
68% Hollywoodland George Reeves $14.3M 2006
63% Clerks II Gawking Guy $24M 2006
38% Man About Town Jack Giamoro 2006
7% Surviving Christmas Drew Latham $11.2M 2004
82% Fahrenheit 9/11 Actor $119.1M 2004
42% Jersey Girl Ollie Trinke 2004
No Score Yet Oh, What a Lovely Tea Party Actor 2004
27% Paycheck Michael Jennings $53.7M 2003
40% The Battle of Shaker Heights Executive Producer 2003
6% Gigli Larry Gigli $5.7M 2003
44% Daredevil Matt Murdock/Daredevil $102.5M 2003
No Score Yet Curse of the Bambino Narrator 2003
33% The Third Wheel Executive Producer Michael 2002
77% Changing Lanes Gavin Banek $66.7M 2002
36% Stolen Summer Producer Executive Producer $0.2M 2002
52% Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Holden McNeil/Himself $29.9M 2001
86% Daddy and Them Lawrence Bowen 2001
24% Pearl Harbor Rafe McCawley $197.8M 2001
No Score Yet Speakeasy Producer Executive Producer 2001
No Score Yet Judge Not: In Defense of Dogma Actor 2001
52% Bounce Buddy Amaral 2000
25% Reindeer Games (Deception) Rudy Duncan 2000
66% Boiler Room Jim Young 2000
No Score Yet Joseph: King of Dreams Joseph 2000
No Score Yet View Askew's Look Back at Mallrats Actor 1999
67% Dogma Bartleby 1999
45% Forces of Nature Ben 1999
29% 200 Cigarettes Bartender 1999
92% Shakespeare in Love Ned Alleyn 1998
38% Armageddon A.J. Frost 1998
13% Phantoms Sheriff Bryce Hammond 1998
97% Good Will Hunting Chuckie Screenwriter 1997
68% Going All the Way Gunner Casselman 1997
87% Chasing Amy Holden McNeill 1997
No Score Yet Glory Daze Jack 1996
56% Mallrats Shannon 1995
91% Dazed and Confused Fred O'Bannion 1993
No Score Yet I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney Director 1993
60% School Ties Chesty Smith 1992
35% Buffy the Vampire Slayer Basketball Player 1992
No Score Yet Daddy, (Danielle Steel's 'Daddy') Ben Watson 1991
No Score Yet Hands of a Stranger Billy Hearn 1987
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live - The Best of Jon Lovitz Actor 1985

TV

Credit
76% City on a Hill
2019
Executive Producer 2019
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Appearing Guest 2019
2017
2013
2012
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest 2017
No Score Yet Today
2017
Guest 2017
73% Incorporated
2016-2017
Executive Producer Producer 2017
2016
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest 2017
2016
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest 2017
2016
2010
2006
56% Any Given Wednesday With Bill Simmons
2016
Guest 2016
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest 2016
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2016
2015
2014
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest 2016
2014
2002
88% Project Greenlight
2001-2015
Appearing Executive Producer Producer 2015
2005
2003
2002
2001
No Score Yet Finding Your Roots With Henry Louis Gates Jr.
2012
Appearing 2014
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest 2014
2012
No Score Yet Real Time with Bill Maher
2003
Panelist 2014
2012
2008
2007
2006
2005
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest 2014
2010
2009
2007
2006
2003
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest 2013
2012
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Performer Host Guest Host 2013
2008
2004
2000
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2013
2012
2011
2004
2003
2002
2001
2000
No Score Yet Face the Nation
1954-2018
Guest 2012
2011
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing 2012
2011
No Score Yet Dateline NBC
1992
Guest 2009
73% Against the Grain
1994
Joe Willie Clemons
57% Push, Nevada
2002
Executive Producer Screenwriter

QUOTES FROM Ben Affleck CHARACTERS

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Men are still good, we fight, we kill, we betray one another, but we can rebuild we can do better, we will. We have to

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Men are still good, we fight, we kill, we betray one another, but we can rebuild we can do better, we will. We have to.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: 20 years in Gotham Alfred, we've seen what promises are worth, how many good guys are left? How many stay that way

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: 20 years in Gotham Alfred, we've seen what promises are worth, how many good guys are left? How many stay that way.

Alfred says: You're gonna go to war!

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: That son of a bitch brought the war to us two years ago

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: That son of a bitch brought the war to us two years ago.

Clark Kent/Superman says: What's your position on the bat vigilante in Gotham?

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Daily Planet, wait, do I own this one, or is that the other guy?

Clark Kent/Superman says: Civil Liberties are being trampled on in your city, good people living in fear.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Don't believe everything you hear, son.

Clark Kent/Superman says: I've seen it, Mr Wayne, he thinks he's above the law.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: The Daily Planet criticizing those who think they're above the law is a little hypocritical, wouldn't you say? Considering every time your hero saves a cat out of a tree, you write a buff piece editorial about an alien who if he wanted to can burn the place down, and there wouldn't be a damn thing we can about it.

Clark Kent/Superman says: Most of the world doesn't share your opinion, Mr Wayne.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Maybe it's the Gotham City in me, we just have a bad history with freaks dressed like clowns.

Anatoli Knyazev says: Believe me I'll kill her!

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: I believe you.

Clark Kent/Superman says: .....Is she with you?

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: I thought she was with you.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: You were never a God... You weren't even a man.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Tell me, did you bleed? You will...

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Tell me, do you bleed? You will...

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Oh I bet with that dress 9 out of 10 men will let you get away with anything!

Wonder Woman says: And you're the 10th?!

Wonder Woman says: And you're the 10th?

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: I guess im the 1st!

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: In the dream, they lift me to the light. Oh a beautiful lie.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: I'm a friend of your son's.

Martha Kent says: I know. The cape

Martha Kent says: I know. The cape.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: If there is a one percent chance he is our enemy, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Man is still good. We break things, tear them down, but we can rebuild. We can be better, we have to be.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: I bet your parents taught you that you mean something; that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in a gutter for no reason at all.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: They taught me that the world only makes sense if you force it to.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: I believe you.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: I bet your parents told you you were special. That you were put here for a reason, that you mean something. But I was taught something different, as my parents died in a gutter for no reason.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: He has the power to take out the entire human race and if we believe there is even a one percent chance that he is our enemy, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: 20 years in Gotham Alfred, how many good guys are left? How many stayed that way?

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Just like your parents taught you. My parents taught me a different lesson... lying on this street... shaking in deep shock... dying for no reason at all. They showed me that the world only makes sense when you force it to.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Tell me... do you bleed ?.... You will !!

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Tell me... do you bleed? You will!

Clark Kent/Superman says: He cannot be killed,....He is from my world

Clark Kent/Superman says: He cannot be killed....he is from my world.

Wonder Woman says: I have killed beings from other worlds

Wonder Woman says: I have killed beings from other worlds.

Clark Kent/Superman says: Is she with you?

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: I thought she was with you....

Wonder Woman says: I've killed things from other worlds.

Clark Kent/Superman says: Is she with you?

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: I thought she was with you.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: Oh shit.

Clark Kent/Superman says: Is she with you?

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: I thought she was with you.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: I am a friend of your son's.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: This may be the only thing I do, that matters.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: I'm older now than my father ever was. This may be the only thing I do that matters.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: You're not brave. Men are brave.

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: You're not brave. Men are brave. You say you want to help people, but you can't experience their pain...their mortality. It's time you learned what it means to be a man!

Bruce Wayne/Batman says: You're not brave. Men are brave.

Bruce Wayne / Batman says: Well, here I am.

Clark Kent / Superman says: Most of the world doesn't share your opinion Mr. Wayne.

Bruce Wayne / Batman says: Maybe it's the Gotham City in me? We've just had a bad history with freaks dressed like clowns.

Alfred says: You're gonna go to war?

Bruce Wayne / Batman says: That son of a bitch brought the war to us.

Bruce Wayne / Batman says: It's time you learned what it means to be a man.

Clark Kent / Superman says: STAY DOWN! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already!

Clark Kent / Superman says: Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already!

Bartleby says: last four days on earth, if I had a dick I'd go get laid.

Loki says: we'll do the next best thing, lets kill people

Loki says: oh,not you.

Nick Dunne says: I did not kill my wife, I am not a muderer.

Bruce Wayne / Batman says: Twenty Years in Gotham how many good guys are left?

Bruce Wayne / Batman says: Tell me, do you bleed? You will.

Nick Dunne says: What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?

Sharon Schieber says: What does that mean to you, Nick?

Nick Dunne says: It means I was basically a con artist. I met Amy Elliott seven years ago and I was transfixed. Amy does that. I was an average guy from an average place with mediocre aspirations, and I met this woman who dazzled me. And I wanted her to love me. I pretended to be better than I was. I made a pledge to her, when we married, to be that man. The man who tries harder. The man who thinks and acts and feels with as much passion as she does. The man who makes her happy. And I failed her. Instead of doing what was right, I did what was easy.

Sharon Schieber says: You talk like a man who believes he can still make amends to his wife. Who believes his wife is still alive.

Nick Dunne says: She's alive.

Sharon Schieber says: OK, then. What would you like to say to your wife tonight?

Nick Dunne says: Amy, I love you. You're the best person I have ever known. I have taken myself to the woodshed over the way I treated you. Come home and I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you. I will be the man I promised you I'd be. Please come home.

Nick Dunne says: Thank you for coming. My wife, Amy Elliott Dunne, went missing from our home on July 5 between 9 am and 11:30 am under very concerning circumstances. We ask for anyone who may have knowledge of what has happened to her to come forward.

Rand Elliott says: Amy is our only child. She's smart and beautiful and kind. She really is Amazing Amy.

Marybeth Elliott says: Amy is a decorated scholar. She forged a successful career in journalism. She returned here to her husband’s hometown, and she made a life in her adopted home. Now Amy needs your help. We are setting up a volunteer headquarters at the Drury Lodge. We have a hotline, 1-855-4-AMY-TIPS and our website is FindAmazingAmy.com.

Nick Dunne says: You fucking cunt!

Amy Dunne says: I'm the cunt you married. The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like. I'm not a quitter, I'm that cunt. I killed for you; who else can say that? You think you'd be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I'm it.

Nick Dunne says: Fuck. You're delusional. I mean, you're insane, why would you even want this? Yes, I loved you and then all we did was resent each other, try to control each other. We caused each other pain.

Amy Dunne says: That's marriage.

Nick Dunne says: What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?

Amy Dunne says: What's the laptop for?

Nick Dunne says: Laptopping!

Nick Dunne says: You fucking bitch.

Buddy Amaral says: I just didn't want you to think I was this great guy. I wanted to tell you before you found out for yourself.

A.J. Frost says: Uh, Harry wanted you to have this.

Dan Truman says: He did, huh.

A.J. Frost says: Uh, Harry wanted you to have this.

Dan Truman says: He did, huh ?

A.J. Frost says: Is this supposed to be like this ?

Oscar Choi says: Don't worry. This is normal.

Larry Gigli says: In every relationship there's a bull and a cow, and it just so happens that in this relationship I'm the bull and you're the cow! bull! cow!

Ivan Block says: What did you expect me to do, Richie? Walk into my party, accuse me of cheating in front of all my friends. I can't let that go by. That's the problem with your generation. You guys sat around with your vintage T-shirts and your participation medal, and you never did anything.

Ivan Block says: That little voice in the back of your head right now, it's not conscience, it's fear.

Drew Latham says: It's fun just to buy shit sometimes.

Michael Jennings says: If you show someone the future, they have no future

Michael Jennings says: If you show someone the future, they have no future.

Michael Jennings says: You take away the mystery, you take away hope

Michael Jennings says: You take away the mystery, you take away hope.

General Copperfield says: The first thing we'd like to know is what we're dealing with, biological, chemical, or other.

Sherriff Bryce Hammond says: Well, I'm leaning towards other.

O'Bannion says: Oh you didn't hear? I got a shotgun pulled on my ass!

Holden McNeil says: The Internet has given everyone in America a voice, and evidently everyone in America has chosen to use that voice to bitch about movies.

Holden McNeil says: The internet has given everyone in America a voice, and evidently everyone in America has chosen to use that voice to bitch about movies.

Lester Siegel says: Argo Fuck Yourself

John Chambers says: Argo Fuck Yourself

Tony Mendez says: Argo Fuck Yourself

Doug MacRay says: Hey, Fergie. Remember who clipped your nuts for you. (Shoots him in the privates)

Doug MacRay says: Hey, Fergie. Remember who clipped your nuts for you.

O'Bannion says: We just bagged your mother.

Slater says: Okay, fuck you dickhead.

O'Bannion says: Y'all ready to bust some ass?

O'Bannion says: This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... fuck her.

O'Bannion says: You are an embarrassment to the game of pool and should be glad I even let you play at my table.

O'Bannion says: What are you looking at? Huh? I'll kick your fucking ass, right now! What are you smiling at? Freshman faggot!

O'Bannion says: Fuck all of you! Fuck you!

Doug MacRay says: No Matter How Much You Change, You Still Have To Pay The Price For The Things You've Done.

Doug MacRay says: No matter how much you change, you still have to pay the price for the things you've done.

Doug MacRay says: Rusty. Something went wrong. Come here. (Rusty leans in and Doug shoots him in the head.)

Doug MacRay says: Rusty. Something went wrong. Come here. [Rusty leans in and Doug shoots him in the head]

Tony Mendez says: Worst place you can think of.

John Chambers says: Universal Studio.

Tony Mendez says: You really know Warren Beatty?

John Chambers says: Yes, I do. I took a leak next to him at a Golden Globes party once.

Tony Mendez says: You really know Warren Beatty?

John Chambers says: Yes, I do. I took a leak next to him at a Golden Globes party once.

Tony Mendez says: I need another week, Jack.

Jack O'Donnell says: You don't have it.

Jack O'Donnell says: Carter said you were a great American.

Tony Mendez says: A great American what?

Jack O'Donnell says: He didn't say.

Tony Mendez says: We are responsible for these people.

Jack O'Donnell says: What we are is required to follow orders.

Tony Mendez says: This is the best bad plan we have.

Joseph says: I'm your brother!

Judah says: ... Half-brother!

John Chambers says: Target audience will hate it.

Tony Mendez says: Who's the target audience?

John Chambers says: People with eyes.

Tony Mendez says: Or we can just send training wheels and meet them at the border with Gatorade.

Holden McNeil says: There's a world of fucking difference between typical high school sex and two guys at once! They fucking used you?

Alyssa Jones says: I used them! You don't think I would've let it happen if I hadn't wanted it to, do you?! I was an experimental girl, for Christ's sake! Maybe you knew early on that your track was from point 'a' to 'b' - but unlike you I wasn't given a fucking map at birth, so I tried it all! That is until we - that's you and I - got together, and suddenly, I was sated. Can't you take some fucking comfort in that? You turned out to be all I was ever looking for - the missing piece in the big fucking puzzle! (tries to calm down) Look I'm sorry I let you believe that you were the only guy I'd ever been with. I should've been more honest. But it seemed to make you feel special in a way that me telling you over an over again how incredible you are would never get across. (She touches his face. He pulls back. She stares at him, hurt and pissed.) Do you mean to tell me that - while you have zero problem with me sleeping with half the women in New York City - you have some sort of half-assed, mealy-mouthed objection to pubescent antics, that took place almost ten years ago? What the fuck is your problem?!?

Alyssa Jones says: I used them! You don't think I would've let it happen if I hadn't wanted it to, do you?! I was an experimental girl, for Christ's sake! Maybe you knew early on that your track was from point 'a' to 'b' - but unlike you I wasn't given a fucking map at birth, so I tried it all! That is until we - that's you and I - got together, and suddenly, I was sated. Can't you take some fucking comfort in that? You turned out to be all I was ever looking for - the missing piece in the big fucking puzzle! [tries to calm down] Look I'm sorry I let you believe that you were the only guy I'd ever been with. I should've been more honest. But it seemed to make you feel special in a way that me telling you over an over again how incredible you are would never get across. [she touches his face. He pulls back. She stares at him, hurt and pissed] Do you mean to tell me that - while you have zero problem with me sleeping with half the women in New York City - you have some sort of half-assed, mealy-mouthed objection to pubescent antics, that took place almost ten years ago? What the fuck is your problem?

Holden McNeil says: (eyes are downcast. Alyssa waits for a response.) I want us to be something that we can't.

Holden McNeil says: [eyes are downcast. Alyssa waits for a response] I want us to be something that we can't.

Alyssa Jones says: And what's that?

Holden McNeil says: (beat) A normal couple.

Holden McNeil says: A normal couple.

Holden McNeil says: What are you doing?

Alyssa Jones says: Get back in the car and get out of here.

Holden McNeil says: Your'e going to hitch to New York?

Alyssa Jones says: Y'ep.

Holden McNeil says: Aren't you at least going to comment?

Alyssa Jones says: Here's my comment fuck you.

Holden McNeil says: Why?

Alyssa Jones says: That was so unfair. You know how unfair that was.

Holden McNeil says: It's unfair that I'm in love with you?

Alyssa Jones says: No, it's unfortunate that you're in love with me. It's unfair that you felt the fucking need to unburden your soul about it. Do you remember for a fucking second who I am?

Holden McNeil says: So? People change.

Alyssa Jones says: Oh, it's that simple? You fall in love with me and want a romantic relationship, nothing changes for you with the exception of feeling hunky-dorey all the time. But what about-me? It's not that simple, is it? I can't just get into a relationship with you without throwing my whole fucking world into upheaval!

Holden McNeil says: But that's every relationship! There's always going to be a period of adjustment.

Alyssa Jones says: Period of adjustment?!? (hitting him) THERE'S NO 'PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT' HOLDEN! I'M FUCKING GAY! THAT'S WHO I AM! AND YOU ASSUME I CAN TURN THAT AROUND JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A CRUSH?!?

Alyssa Jones says: Period of adjustment?!? [hitting him] THERE'S NO 'PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT' HOLDEN! I'M FUCKING GAY! THAT'S WHO I AM! AND YOU ASSUME I CAN TURN THAT AROUND JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A CRUSH?!?

Holden McNeil says: if this is a crush... then I don't know if I could take the real thing if it ever happens.

Alyssa Jones says: Go home, Holden.

Holden McNeil says: I love you.

Alyssa Jones says: (beat) You love me.

Alyssa Jones says: [beat] You love me.

Holden McNeil says: I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. And it's not because you're unattainable. I love you. Very simple, very truly. You're the epitome of every attribute and quality I've ever looked for in another person. I know you think of me as just a friend and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you'd ever consider. But I can't do this any longer. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this before, and I like who I am because of it. And if bringing it to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But I couldn't allow another day to go by without getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And I'll accept that But I know some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, that means you feel something too. All I ask is that you not suppress that - at least for ten minutes - and try to dwell in it before you dismiss it. There isn't another soul on this fucking planet who's ever made me the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it's there between you and me. You can't deny that. And even if we never speak again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of you and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.

Tony Mendez says: Tony Mendez: "Or you could just send in training wheels and meet them at the border with Gatorade."

Tony Mendez says: Or you could just send in training wheels and meet them at the border with Gatorade.

Tony Mendez says: What's your middle name? What's your middle name? What's your middle name? Shoot him, he's an American spy!

Mark Lijek says: Is that your real name?

Tony Mendez says: No.

John Chambers says: So you want to come to Hollywood and and act like a big shot without actually doing anything?

Tony Mendez says: Yeah.

John Chambers says: You'll fit right in.

Doug MacRay says: Everyday people wake up and say they're going to change their lives but never do. I'm making a change.

Doug MacRay says: Who the fuck do you think you are? You wanna let me or not let me do shit, alright? Here's a little fucking cheat sheet for ya: it's never gonna be me, and you, and your sista', and Shyne, fucking playin' 'House' up there! Alright? You got it? Get that in your fuckin' head!

Doug MacRay says: Who the fuck do you think you are? You're gonna let me or not let me do shit. Here's a little fucking cheat sheet for you. Its never gonna be me and you and your sister and Shyne playing house up there. You got it? Get that in your fucking head! I'm tired of your fucking one way bullshit. You wanna see me again? You can come visit me down in Florida.

Silent Bob says: Chasing Amy...

Holden McNeil says: What? What did you say?

Silent Bob says: You're chasing Amy.

Jay says: Whadda you look so shocked for, man? Fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just 'coz he don't say anything it'll have some huge impact when he does open his fucking mouth-

Silent Bob says: Jesus Christ, why don't you shut up? Always yap-yap--yappin' all the time, gimme a fucking headache.

Doug MacRay says: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.

James Coughlin says: Whose car are we gonna take?

Doug MacRay says: I'm leaving. So if you're going to shoot me your going to have to shoot me in the back.

Rafe McCawley says: Danny, you can't die. You can't die. You know why? 'Cause you're gonna be a father. You're gonna be a daddy. I wasn't supposed to tell you. You're gonna be a father.

Danny Walker says: No, you are.

Doug MacRay says: No Matter How Much you Change... You Still have to Pay the Price for the things You've Done..

Doug MacRay says: No matter how much you change, you still have to pay the price for the things you've done.

O'Bannion says: Hey Slater give me drugs man!

Wooderson says: ..get some from your mother man...

Wooderson says: Get some from your mother man...

Matt Murdock/Daredevil says: "As for Daredevil...well, soon the world will know the truth. That this is a city born of heroes, that one man can make a difference. Hell's Kitchen is my neighborhood. I prowl the rooftops and alleyways at night, watching from the darkness. Forever in darkness. A guardian devil.

Matt Murdock/Daredevil says: As for Daredevil...well, soon the world will know the truth. That this is a city born of heroes, that one man can make a difference. Hell's Kitchen is my neighborhood. I prowl the rooftops and alleyways at night, watching from the darkness. Forever in darkness. A guardian devil.

Franklin Nelson says: He paid in fluke. Fluke is a fish, Matt. Did you know that? Because I sure as hell didn't.

Matt Murdock/Daredevil says: Well, Mr. Chang is a nice guy, he doesn't have a lot of money and he likes to go fishing on the weekends.

Franklin Nelson says: Yeah, well I like to go salsa dancing on the weekends. But I don't shake my ass to pay my phone bill. You know what I'm saying?

Chuckie says: One day, I'm gonna wake up and I'm gonna be 50. And I'll still be doing this shit.

Rafe McCawley says: God your so beautiful that it hurts.

Evelyn Johnson says: It's your nose!

Rafe McCawley says: No I think its my heart...

Bartleby says: Mr McGee don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

Bartleby says: [to Officer McGee] Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Doug MacRay says: I know i'll see you again, on this side or the other

Doug MacRay says: No matter how much you change, you still have to pay the price for the things you've done. So I got a long road. But I know I'll see you again - this side or the other.

Doug MacRay says: I cant be out there killing people

Doug MacRay says: You can't be up there killing people.

James Coughlin says: Hey you brought me

James Coughlin says: Hey, you brought me.

A.J. Frost says: Oscar?...Oscar?...(cries)

A.J. Frost says: Oscar? Oscar? [cries]

Harry S. Stamper says: I've got just five words to tell ya!

Harry S. Stamper says: AJ, I got just five words for you: Damn glad to see you boy!

A.J. Frost says: What's that?

A.J. Frost says: That's six words.

Harry S. Stamper says: DAM GLAD TO SEE YA BOY!!!!!

A.J. Frost says: That's six words.

Doug MacRay says: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, I wanna hurt some people.

Doug MacRay says: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.

James Coughlin says: Who's ccar are we gunna take?

James Coughlin says: Whose car are we gonna' take?

Bobby Walker says: Hi Sally, Bob Walker. Thanks for not returning any of my phone calls. If you do return my call, I would love to know why you fired me without any notice, you fucking cowardly bitch.

Danny Mills says: You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village.

Danny Mills says: Gee, I wonder why she never calls you back...

Danny Mills says: Gee, I wonder why she never calls you back.

Bobby Walker says: It feels good though.

Danny Mills says: It feels good though.